from "the switch," juliette lewis. and music from five finger death punch. cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, believe me when i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. that's very kind. i'm jimmy. thank you for copping. thank you for watching. sorry i'm late. my school bus broke down on my way over here. school bus mechanic here in the audience tonight. don't worry. your children are very safe. i tell you what, there was a great deal of excitement here in los angeles this week. president obama paid us a visit. he actually slept over my house last night. breakfast this morning, ate a whole box of honey bunches of oats. all that was left was dust. he was here for a star-studded fund-raiser held at the home of john wells. they raised $1 million and converted him to scientology, so it was a success. the event was supposed to raise funds for the democratic campaign committee was obama was in seattle today, and, well, look at this. >> nobody here is getting too fat and happy. everybody h

next week -- criss angel, justin long, juliette lewis, jerry o'connell, hayden christiansen, sharon osbournesbourne, hey monday, five finger death punch, and t.i. that's next week. our first guest tonight is a hollywood legend, responsible for six rockys, four rambos and at least one "stop! or my mom will shoot!" his new movie is called "the expendables." it's in theaters tomorrow. please say hello to sylvester stallone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. have you ever -- [ cheers and applause ] there you go. what can you do? what are you going to say? >> wow. thank you. >> jimmy: he's not rocky. he's sylvester stallone. >> don't mess up a good thing. i was on a roll until you started. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> everything is really great. just got back from europe, we did six premieres in six days, six countries, so -- >> jimmy: really? >> right now, i'm still in kiev. we were in russia, germany, england, france and spain. >> jimmy: and the russians accept you even though you beat their hero. >> jimmy: i broug. >> i brought him with me. >> jimmy: glad you're gettin

tomorrow night, justin long, juliette lewis and music from five finger death punch.ek, sharon osbourne, jerry o'connell, carla gugino, and t.i., so join us for that. i also want to mention our announcer dicky barrett and his band the mighty mighty bosstones start their tour this thursday night here in hollywood at the house of blues. with a very special guest on bass clarinet, that being me. [ applause ] thank you. the bosstones then travel to washington d.c. -- allentown, p.a. -- philadelphia, new york city, at irving plaza, buffalo, detroit and finally the mohegan sun on august 24th. tickets are on sale at ticketmaster. our first guest is responsible for making the rat-tail hairstyle popular even in galaxies far, far away as anakin skywalker in "star wars." you can see him now with matt dillon, with regular hair, in the new movie "takers," opening august 27th. please say hello to hayden christensen. [ cheers and applause ] it's good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: i have to say, i was -- [ cheers and applause ] ladies, please. he knows he's handsome, calm