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tonight -- justin theroux, angie harmon, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from 5 seconds of summer. with cleto and the cletos. and now, as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me here. it's very nice. [ cheers and

. >>> the leftover star justin theroux and emmy nominations right here on air.ls & steals" is brought to you by bank of america. use your bankamericard cash rewards credit card for these deals and earn cash back. ♪ forget about the price tag >> a car and a pick up truck crashed in new castle county delaware leaving a man dead and injuring another. ment driver of the pick up was not wearing a seat belt and ejected as it flipped over. the 40-year-old was pronounced dead. 8:27, i'm matt o'donnell, matt pellman is filling in for karen. hi, matt. >> reporter: we're plowing along with normal thursday morning commute. 4 extra minutes from i-95 to the schuylkill expressway. only the ramp route 1 to the northbound side the blue route there's a broken down truck, but you can get by. watch out for a broken vehicle at germantown pike at chemical road. a wreck in chester county 352 at 926. bucks county, alms house road is closed 6:00 a.m. today to 3:00 p.m., today and tomorrow. for construction. >> reporter: there's a crash on i-95 mccellan boulevard by the wendys. >>> david

tonight -- justin theroux, angie harmon, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from 5 seconds summer. with cleto and the cletos. and now, as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for

today, star of the new series, "the leftovers," justin theroux. and from the "walking dead," yeun.made possible by disney-abc domestic television] >> now here are kelly ripa and michael strahan. baby, you're so classic [applause]

outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tomorrow night, from "the leftovers" on hbo, justin therouxere. from "rizzoli and isles", angie harmon will be with us. i think she's rizzoli. which sounds delicious. and we'll have music from an extremely popular band called "5 seconds of summer." there will be a lot of screaming teenagers here tomorrow and we're gonna have some fun with them. our first kbes -- guest tonight is world renowned and award-winning chef and restaurateur whose tongue is so sharp you could butcher a pig with it. one of his many shows, which one called "hotel hell" airs mondays at 9 on fox. please welcome gordon ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. by the way, your hand shake becomes stronger and stronger. >> you know what they say in england? put your hand out, from there to there is there. >> jimmy: right, but i'm not talking about the size of your private part, we'll get to that later. >> i'm talking about the size of your glove. >> jimmy: what i'm talking about is your physical strength of your body. you're still doing these triathlons,

before it eats us. [ laughter ] and later this week -- from "the leftovers" on hbo, the dashing justin therouxmon will be with us, and we'll have music from common. and a band called 5 seconds of summer that every 13-year-old girl and that 25-year-old girl in the audience, has been driving me nuts about on twitter. i'll tell you something. i hope my daughter doesn't like music. i really do. [ laughter ] i do not need the hassle. i mentioned earlier that my wife and i had a little girl over the break. and it was a sobering experience because unlike kim and kanye or beyonce or jay z, "people" magazine didn't offer us $5 million. they didn't offer us anything for the baby photos. i explained to little jane why people don't care about her as much as they care about ivy blue and north west and babies like that. we ended up selling if exclusive rights to the highest bidder which turned out to be "soldier of fortune" magazine. [ cheers and applause ] so, that's something. we didn't get any money. but we did get a subscription out of it. our guests tonight play in no particular order -- a gorgeous ali

john stamos, justin theroux, todd glass, abigail spencer, angey harmon, and music from ok go, common, chris prat, stwroy saldana, david bautista, vin diesel, and bradley cooper. all this on "jimmy kimmel live!" >> for years, jimmy kimmel has blazed his own trail. making each night more memorable than the last. >> do you have a girlfriend? [ buzzer ] >> who do you think is going to win? >> rob lowe. >> looks like skin cancer. >> every show is history in the making. >> thanks, jimmy kimmel. >> all part of the job, ma'am. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank dane cook, mark duplass, and apologies to matt damon, ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, his album "trigga" came out today -- here with the song, 1k3w4r50irk "nana" -- trey songz. ♪ ♪ hey look what you started ♪ oh na na look what you done started oh na na why you gotta act ♪ ♪ so naughty oh na na i'm bout to spend all this cash ♪ ♪ oh nana ♪ if you keep shaking that oh yeah ♪ ♪ oh nana na, put your

and on thursday, from "the leftovers" on hbo, justin theroux, angie harmon, and music from 5 secondsso join us for those programs too. our first guest tonight is a veteran actor of stage and screen and i will admit, a man whose poster is still on my bedroom wall. his new movie is called "my man is a loser." it opens on v.o.d. and select theaters friday. please say hello to john stamos. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i assume that's -- [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. jimmy, congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate it. >> i'm so happy for and you molly. baby jane. you have a new baby. >> jimmy: i know. i know. >> i spent a lot of time and energy finding the perfect gift for young baby jean -- jane. >> jimmy: jane. yeah. spent a lot of energy getting the gift. not that much on her name. [ laughter ] >> i think this is the perfect gift for baby jane. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. this is the perfect gift for baby jane. it's a -- what? it's a rockin' uncle jesse doll. [ cheers and applause ] let me see what else -- wait a minute. >> if

dewan-tatum. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: next week on "jimmy kimmel live," john stamos, justin therouxngie harmon, and music from ok go, common, and 5 seconds of summer. plus join us on monday with the cast of marvel's "guardians of the galaxy," including chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, vin diesel, and bradley cooper. all this on "jimmy kimmel live." not that one. that one. the one who seems like he's already got the job 'cause he studied all the right courses from the get-go. and that's an accountant, a mom, a university of phoenix scholarship recipient, who used our unique --scratch that-- awesome career-planning tool. and that's a student, working late, with a day job, taking courses aligned with the industry he's aiming to be in. ready to build an education around the career that you want? let's get to work. the summer of this.mmer. the summer that summers from here on will be compared to. where memories will be forged into the sand. and then hung on a wall for years to come. get out there, with over 50,000 hotels at $150 dollars or less. expedia. find yours. two phones go