yes, the leading scientist from kaelon two, and... kaelon two! i've never heard of that.the nature of an official greeting, so... diplomacy. oh, i adore diplomacy. everyone dresses so well. mr. o'brien, energize. dr. timicin, i'jean-luc picard captain of the enterprise. this is lieutenant commander la forge. i beg your pardon, captain. this is my first time aboard a federation starship. oh, yes, they told me. the shaking of hands-- a form of greeting. ahem. i beg your pardon. dr. timicin, lwaxana troi of betazed. she is also a guest... daughter of the fifth house holder of the sacred chalice of rixx heir to the holy rings of betazed and what are you doing for dinner? well, i don't know. lwaxana, we have work planned. the man's never been on board a starship before, jean-luc. certainly somebody ought to make him comfortable before you get started. it seems that mrs. troi is our acting ambassador of goodwill for today. just think of me as your entertainment director. that man's in a lot of trouble. space, the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise.