making a return is the one and only kai willsher, cardiff's most self—described gender fluid blairitein the village. kaihas blairite babe in the village. kai has just informed us that while hitting the clubs of soho, he suffered an unexpected crisis. ymca came blasting over the. speakers and triggered by its appropriation by the maga movement, he hurled a speaker across the floor screaming justice for kamalai now, in light of this, we've had to ban all village people songs @gbnews towers to prevent another triggered tantrum. now, as ever, each of our panel get to make their arguments and then it's game on. expect things to escalate faster than the blood pressure of ed miliband's new vanhy pressure of ed miliband's new vanity photographer, who's frantically trying to capture a single shot of aides looking like a normal human being. here's his latest attempt. now, for our radio listeners, all i can say is i wish i was you right now. and of course, we want to hear your views. drop us a line at gbnews.com/yoursay. and don't forget to get your questions in for ask the five. no topic is off

i'm darren grimes, and i'm thrilled to welcome back kai willsher. esh from a carbon spewing flight from a carbon spewing flight from the oil kingdom of saudi arabia after a weekend in kai's company, i have word that prince mohammad bin salman took one look at the soho supremo and concluded, right, that's enough of that. he couldn't possibly allow alcohol at the saudi world cup. after witnessing our very own gender neutral non—binary pronoun panellist in action. it was a sobering experience for the de facto leader of the arab world, so much so that, thanks to kai, any proposed liberalisations are likely going to be reversed or indeed tightened. oh dear, oh dear. the crown prince is, of course, notorious for neutralising threats are to him and his regime and, well, our very own alex armstrong isn't any different. poor patrick christys was guilt tripped into surrendering his own show last night, so that our scheming schemer could seize the chair for himself. go see bridget jones for valentine's day, said. >> alex. >> alex. >> no doubt booking the carver