and yes, kai wilshire is back. the only way we could lure him here this week was faking auditions for the wokeist man in wales. and when he's not on tv, he spends his time in the countryside handing out non—crime hate incident reports to anyone walking their dog in his turf. so let's get this show on the road. each hosts outlines their argument about a chosen topic. then we all pile in and things get a little bit scrappy, as you all know. and of course i want to know your views, so please send your views in to gbnews.com/yoursay. and don't forget to put your questions in forget to put your questions in for ask the five. no topics are off limits other than calling me errol flynn, which i've had quite a lot of over the last yeah quite a lot of over the last year. but before we start tearing each other apart, it's your saturday night news with sam francis. >> very good evening from the newsroom. the top story tonight. nigel farage has vowed to target the conservative leader's seat at the next general election, accusin