kal: hi, mearth. hi. hi. and he's even cuter when he's upstairs asleep in his bed, aren't you, mearth? well, okay, okay, mommy. ary cooper ] well, i'll be moseyin' along. i'll be goin' to the bunkhouse. i'm a little uneasy about that because of those bunkies. tomorrow at 12-10:30, they're gonna hang me. i hope the guy has a sense of humor. last year, he used a rubber band. say "night-night." [ normal voice ] night-night. unless i show him a picture of the boogeyman getting on a plane. go right ahead. ? naa na na na-na-na-naa ? [ imitates drum ] are you satisfied with the orkan? he may be a feeb, but he still has great powers -- though they're no match for mine. i can mold him into whatever i want. what about the woman? she'll have to be eliminated. and the child? and he does a lousy gary cooper. oh, mindy, mindy, mindy! we were just talking about how precious your child is. no, you weren't. i heard exactly what you said. how dare you talk about our son like that? i think you two had better leave. what's wrong

kal ♪ some mountains you climb. others you knock down. coors light.tever your mountain, climb on. and there'any day now!iful baby. [crunch] really? you're eating doritos? he's eating doritos. at my ultrasound. do you see what i have to deal with? i know. (laughter) (laughter) (laughter) (laughter) owww! (laugher) give me that! (screaming) [baby crying] [crunch] ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: that's our show for tonight. stay tuned for "@midnight." >> do you like hillary clinton? >> yeah! >> are you enthusiastic about her are you more enthusiastic about her than you were about barack obama? >> no! [cheers and applause] >> chris: it's 29 minutes until midnight, when the day resets and we announce a winner. i'm chris hardwick. let's get into it and see all the [beep] you were talking about on social media today. twitter is abuzz this week over the release of a new autobiography by zayn malik with a cleverly nuanced title that hints to what is likely some very thoughtful writing. i'm kidding, he called that (/ bleep/ ) "zayn." he named it after himse

. >> reporter: kal penn, everyone's favorite stoner from "harold and kumar." >> that was the best meal of my life. >> reporter: famously left hollywood to serve in the office obama administration. >> you can trust the working conditions inside the beltway and inside hollywood? >> you can't, absurd. >> oh, come on. >> i have an air conditioned trailer and somebody will bring me a coffee if i want it, here. there -- >> you're in cramped quarters. >> i'm eating vending machine sandwiches and working 19 hours a day. >> reporter: on set, penn became a de facto fact checker. >> if you get the kal penn seal of approval that's a good thing? >> flattering unthat ran it's little things. how many people would be in would somebody actually run into this person or are we taking creative license with it? >> that's weird. >> reporter: while they might not get everything right, no doubt all the drama will feel true to life. for "nightline" i'm juju chang in toronto. >>> next, dwayne johnson on going from action hero to animated hero for disney's ? ? ? ? how else do you think he gets around so fast? ta

>> reporter: did you talk to kal penn? >> yes. a lot. >> reporter: does he ever stop and say, this isn't authentic? >> absolutely. yes. >> reporter: and i assume you guys all listen. >> yes we do. we wanted to create a sense of chaos. and kal said, "these people wouldn't be allowed in here." and they said, "oh, no. i would expect not. but in the circumstance." he said, "no circumstance." >> reporter: did you change it? >> oh yeah. right away. nailed, perhaps to an extreme, is the degree to which any president is under constant scrutiny and stress. >> i didn't hear the question. >> the muslim teenage whole was beaten by police, mr. president, do you have a comment? >> reporter: we love, as an electorate, to a airchairquarterback, to it is around and critique. >> it's fun. >> reporter: the decisions of the president. i don't think a lot of the critics, however, would actually want the actual responsibility. >> no. the lack of respect that i have seen for the office of the president is, i think, something sad. let's focus on one thin

please welcome kal penn. ( cheers and applause ) >> thank you, thank you oh, man. for having me. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thank you, sir. >> trevor: i've been a fan of yours for so long. thank you for coming to the show. >> thank you, man, that's nice to hear. >> trevor: i remember you were in movies and all of a sudden you disappeared, and then i saw online a thing that said you were now working for the obama administration, and i said, "that's a joke." because you're high all the time. >> oh, sure. >> trevor: your character is. >> you were high when you were watching me for long enough. >> trevor: i never smoked weed in my life. >> no, of course,. >> trevor: i forgot. >> people thought it was a joke but it was a real thing. >> trevor: let's go back to tho real quick because a lot of people don't know this. so are you an actor known for comedies, extreme comedies like "harold & kumar," having a great time. >> yeah. >> trevor: how do you go from that to working in the white house? >> yeah, sure. >> trevor: like, is that one of those things where obama's w

kal ah ku dah. dak mul ahna. kal ah ku dah. hoshi? captain, the u.t. can't translate his language. dukat ah pra kee, larr. he doesn't speak the same language as you? no, he's menk. they're not as evolved as valakians is that so strange? on most of the planets we've encountered only one species of humanoids survived the evolutionary process. you two are not from the same planet? no. we may look alike but the similarity ends there. i don't see any menk patients here. where are they being treated? they haven't contracted the disease. have you looked into their immunity? it was one of the first things we pursued n are physiologically incompatible. still, could be significant. i'd like to see your data on the menk as well. of course. phlox: i had meant to transmit this letter by now but the valakian epidemic has been taking up most of my time. working with the physicians here has been quite fulfilling. i suppose it's the reason we joined the interspecies medical exchange but i worry about falsely raising their hopes. i'm afraid the scale of the disaster may outweigh our best intentions.

kal ripkin jr. taking on >> you know a lot of people don't know how big kal ripkin is. >>hank you. >>> tonight, school bus tragedy. the disturbing record of the driver of a school bus that crashed, killing five children. as our investigation reveals, an alarming number of school bus drivers who may be unfit for the job. >>> travel nightmare. the storms that could make things miserable for millions of americs week. >>> about face. thpresident-elect backs off his promises to investigate hillary clinton and says the law is on his side, when it comes to conflicts of interest. >>> cancer message. the passionate plea from a hollywood star for men to get the test that may have saved his life. >>> and high honors for an extraordinary group of high achievers. altogether, a remarkable afternoon at the white house. "nightly news" begins

phapbl kal season. magical season. ten and tpwo on two on the year. one win away from taking that a step further. >> . in boulder for the huge win. over utah. over the weekend. and has more. >> students and fans did not wait to rush the field. after the buffs clinch their first ever pack 12 south division title. >> great feeling. it's a blessing. >> can't put into words. all in. and so was his mom. >> 16 hours from home. we're from texas. so. but it was well wort worth it. >> . inside the locker room. drake was blaring. as coach busted a move. with his players. >> these young men are special. special special special. again saw the fight in them. which they had these guys have been with me for the whole time. and had it the whole i told them before the game. the people came to see them. they have built the mystique back. >> . on a day when the offense wasn't the best. the defense continued to make big stops. >> it's a good team. it's not always pretty. >> the buffs are headed to the pack 12 championship game. after winning just two conference games in

has only 3 hundred kal raoes. they the calorie count is actually just for the alone. it doesn't include all the other stuff. in there. >> then you're talk talking thousands. of calories. >> . how many times a week do we go there. for dinner. >> . i haven't gotten that yet. >> . from passing the big skin. to passing out turkey. >> . how the broncos are taking time off the field to brighten thanksgiving holiday for fans. and plan to apply them to sunday's game vs. kansas city. >> broncos braving this mornings bad weather to brighten tha*pbs tp*eufing for a lot how the players spent the day giving back. >> usually the denver broncos are handing out victories. to the good people of denver. >> . today. they're handing out something a little more important. >> than a win. >> thanksgiving dinner. >> being able to give back to people. it's refreshing. >> thanks to the denver rescue mission. more than 25 hundred turkeys and food boxes will be given. to preregistered families. in need. >> it's cool to have a denver bronco give it to you. >> love the broncos. >> . good to see th

and human and animal fee kal matter. the kitchen was in great disarray. and quote plastic iv bag with clear liquid. on a >> . along with a number of capped syringe needles. >> . accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping his ex-wife. those charges were later dropped. >> . again the former deputy and the toddlers mother in jail. for investigation of child khraous and resulting in death. >> grandmother facing charges for the abuse of a 6 month old baby woeu. now. prosecutors say she was caring for the boy. earlier this month. got frustrated and slammed him down on a bed. he suffered serious brain injury. she's due in court for a formal hearing. next month. >> . fort collins a suspect now in custody. after yesterday's deadly stabbing. 48 year-old david struck knew the victim. who was taken to the hospital. but didn't survive. and knew a witness to the crime. now accuseded of first degree murder. investigators haven't release the name of the victim. >> . the driver in the horrific school bus crash. that killed at least five children. 24 year-old describe t

we were pretty sure he was under the concussion property kal. he will not disciplinary hearing. nor should he. it was clean. enjoy your day. >> 9 until 5:00. fall off a military plane in michigan. why the bombs fell off and also who they landed near. >> i was worried that he wasn't going to make it up there. he was probably so hungry. >> he was. a cat gets stuck on a colorado water tour for four days. >>> take a look at this. the driver of the jeep passionately waits for another driver to leave a prime parking spot. a driver of that red car sneaks up to the front of his jeep, pulled it out and took the parking spot. [ laughter ] >> pretty smart take a look at this video. appear 84-year-old man tripped a would be thief and took himself out in the process. from the hospital, the man says despite his injuries his biggest concern was his wife would be upset with him. see here in the video running to his side as soon as he falls there. he's >> his wife walks up to him. what were you thinking? >> he also said she gave him the silent treatment for several hours. >> the several is on fo

it is a hype threat kal. if this same scene unfolded in 2008 with president-elect obama do you believe this cast, would they have lectured him at the time he was against same sex marriage. would they have lectured him in the same manner may lectured mr. pence? i think it's part of why we won this election. >> let's take a look at started night live also got under donald trump's skin this weekend. this is part of the opens sketch with alec baldwin as trump. >> we have been stuck fighting. when we found out do you had a secret plan it really energized us. >> that's right. a plan, very secret. >> well, whatever it is we are really looking forward to hearing it come january. >> it is only seven weeks a i way. let's save some lives together, sir. >> tremendous. ank you. okay. right. here we go. here we go. big plan. big plan. google, what is isis. >> i watched parts of saturday night life. it is a one sided bias show. it is a totally one-sided, biassed show. nol funny at all equal time for us? all of these candida

with its metaphor kal glass ceiling. on the right donald trump a few blocks not far from the trump tower. where his campaign headquarters are. security as you can imagine extremely tight. >> polls have already closed in places like the u.s. virgin islands. right now polls are closing in 7 states. including one of the biggest electoral cash cows in florida. >> two other swing states north carolina and ohio. the polls close in 30 minutes. from now. taking a look at the popular vote. trump nearly 50 thousand >> >> to show us where things stand right now. >> . clinton is hoping to daze the day voters make history. electing the first woman ever to the white house. >> the day voters make history. electing the first woman to the white house. >> casting her ballot back home in new york. calling it a humbling experience. >> . so many people are counting on the out come of this election. what it means for our country. and i'll do the best keu. if i'm fortunate enough to win today. >> record setting 46 million clinton supporters fe

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. - [katie] in keeping with the spirit music just kal and fun, the ept coming. - give it up for six stories told. make some noise. hands up everybody. - ? why don't you say hey, hey, hey. my name is joanna derosa, and i'm the singer. - my ni'm ame is tyler mcdermo, and the drummer. - and i'm r.adam peters, i'm a bass playe - [joanna] and we come to rally's all over just to tell people that substance abuse is an epidemic that's going across the nation. and it needs to be stopped. so we got to play a 40 minute set to get the message across through music. do you think it worked? - yeah, the kids were really responsive. they were having a great time. - [joanna] they did have fun. - definitemean it's hard to reach out toly, i ks about this topic because i've been told by so many people, this isn't what i want to hear. so we hope that by bringing music to it, it keeps it young, kes it fresh,ep and lets them know this is something that's happening right now. it'seally important and it could be rfun too. tell your friends, tell everyone you know. there is no use for it. - i think it'll et a message

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and it turned out his math and his understanding of social media, you know, his kal klati kal calk stations were right and i'm sure donald trump feels that, which is why he wants him so close with him. >> he's been at the center of the transition team, and according to reports maybe he's part of the so-called turmoil that's happening there, and that's been disputed saying there's no turmoil. but we know his father, he also is said to have gotten rid of chris christie and his father charles kushner was sent to prison. here's what you write. prison in alabama, in 2005, jarrett was working on a joint business and law degree at nyu sentence a convicted felon cannot sign a contract as a fiduciary, he felt that he had no choice other than to take over the family business. in his interview with new york, meaning new york magazine that you were talking about, he okay knows his father made a mistake, insisting charles had been unfairly punished for his crimes. he's made no secret of the fact he sees his father as an extraordinary man and he believes in his duty that he -- to put the kushner name bac

. >> you need someone with a pled kal marijuana card to get it for you. so what could potentially be on your weed wish list? >> obama curb. >> anything cookies related. >> but this new frontier in gifting may not mean big sales. >> in all honesty i don't even though people are allowed to be gifted there's a limit. >> it's not much. an ounce of weed or eight grahams of conn's grate. but to some people good things come in small packages. >> that was fox reporting. it'll be interesting to see how the new energies washington deals with that. >> marijuana is banned under federal law and the obama is looking the other way. the future trump administration may or may not. what's coming up democrat standing in statewide office. and governor scott may try to take him down! how they match up and what could be the battle for florida and scott has been >>>governor cot has been hammering and hammering bill nelson. >> he's thinking about running him in 2018. how they match up and what's at stake. >> rick scotterer sues bill nelson. a heavy weigh florida. a die hard demo

. >> rodney dunnigan leave on kal pus this morning. all that's happened near a science building on campus, right? >> that's right. and then, you know, all of this didn't happen too late. around 9:15, this young student was walking on campus alone when two guys walked up and robbed her. now, students across campus combot wind of exactly what was going on when the university sent out an alert late last night chl the this morning, two white males in their 20s, both with shoulder length blonde hair, the second with short blonde hair. thankfully that young victim in this case is not hurt. the university is sending out a strong warning to students this morning to be aware of their surroundings, of course, if you are walking or jogging around campus, do not go alone. stay in well-lit areas. of course, if you are walking alone, take those earphones out of your ear and know exactly what's going on around you. these emergency beacons and you need help, definitely call. we've been speaking with a number of students around campus gheting their vie

. >> he can remember 15 million digits or alpha bet kal characters. >> as the election swept eisenhowero victory, cronkite helped steer the nation into the start of the computer age. jamie yuccas, cbs news, new york. >> that's the cbs weekend news for this sunday. later on cbs, "60 minutes." the news continues now on our 24 hour digital network, cbsn as cbs news.com. i'm elaine key hand-- quijano in ,,,,,,,, raider nation takes to the sky.. with a message for mark davis.. and the ci >>> now at 6, it's the other big campaign in the bay area this weekend, raider nation taking to the sky with a message for mark davis and the city of las vegas. >>> early voters waiting hours to cast ballots. how bay area poll voters are gearing up for the election day crush. >>> heavy draw, a day after donald trump is rushed off the stage in reno. the fbi's october surprise turns out to be a november gift for hillary clinton. >> reporter: good evening. >>> james comby told congress today his agency has reviewed all of hillary clinton's newly discovered e-mails and they have not changed his opinion that the

but i think the fact that they both had this kind of political kal you can lus, what am i going to be attacked for if i do something is worth noting here. and it may, it may affect hillary clinton's decision about whether she wants to keep loretta lynch on as attorney general or not. >> rose: does huma abedin know what is on that computer? >> we don't know. >> i don't think so. i don't think so. because, well, if you-- you know, she was asked to turn over all of her electronics. all of the, you know, stuff that could have classified information on it and by all accounts it looks like everyone did turn over the things that they had to. and what we had heard from people that we talked to that had been briefed on the investigation is that she has no clue how these emails ended up on the laptop. >> rose: well, how did they? >> well, we do know from her interview with the fbi in april that she said at one point she routinely forwarded state department emails and documents to both her, clinton email account and her personal yahoo account. so she could more easily print them. and at one poin

. >> he first lost police officer on the scene the veek kal was fully engulfed in flames. >> reporter: it happened on bald win street around 2:30. police say a deer ran into road causing the driver to lose control of his vehicle. >> when he swerved to avoid a deer in the road. >> reporter: the car burst into flames immediately. the man was able to get out quick enough so that he was not burned. a woman driving by called >> very calm, very composed. told us immediately that the car was on fire. and that the gentleman had already gotten on it. >> reporter: the driver did have one broken bone and was taken to the hospital. the suv was a total loss but the chief said the truck can be replaced and you don't know if it's safer to hit the animal or swoich. >> it's a spur of the moment thing. he was already second guessing decision and he's alive. >> reporter: that driver should be okay. we're live in leicester tonight. >> election day 6 short days away. here in massachusetts people taking advantage of early voting lining up at city hall in boston. you can see the line wrapping around city ha

. >> he can remember 15 million digits or alpha bet kal characters. >> as the election swept eisenhower to victory, cronkite helped steer the nation into the start of the computer age. jamie yuccas, cbs news, new york. >> that's the cbs weekend news for this sunday. later on cbs, "60 minutes." the news continues now on our 24 hour digital network, cbsn as cbs news.com. away from selecting a new president. we break down the final weekend of campaigning in the valley on both sides of isle.. ((sharie johnson)) >>> we're also tracking the latest developments of a deadly a-t-v crash in the southwest valley. ((katie boer)) >>> a wamer weekend in the valley..... "now, live...this is 8 news now weekend edition." ((sharie johnson)) >> for joining us...i'm sharie johnson. it appears it's going to be a fight to the very end. with two days until the presidential election---both democrats and republicans are working to get out the vote for tuesday in nevada. 8 news now's mauricio marin spent the day looking at how each campaign is bringing political muscle locally to get their candidate to the white

there are hundreds of local municipal and county elections officials, registrars who are being asked to kal clart the cost for this process -- calculate the cost for this because it is going to be an expensive process. then when the cost is figured out, both jill stein and rocky did la feunte who is another independent candidate without also filed for a recount, they will be asked to split the cost if they have the funds which they say they do, to move forward with paying for the recount, then the recount would begin. it's likely to take several weeks and the elections commission in wisconsin has already told local officials that they should be prepared to work nights and weekend-- weekends to get this done. >> there could be legal hearings, disputes about exactly how the counting takes place and that will all play out in the coming days. and then there are deadlines coming up in michigan and pennsylvania. stein said she will file in those states as well. she even tweeted that she would look to file for recount physician the funds are available in any state that has a deadline left to come.

you are going to see much greater attachment to fises kal policy in the new trump administration. and again, that's not what orthodoxy has been about. so i think we've got to look a little bit harder at ourselves, in the mirror. >> dan, you said trump's policy-- proposals lack real specificity but then his ampaign was not about policy wide papers it was, instead, a thumb in the eye of the establishment, an american version of the populist uprising against open borders and globalizations that has been seen in other western societies. >> and it seems to me, and i'm asking this as a question, that trump's personality is reality television experience maids him a unique candidate to do that. >> oh, i think that's absolutely right. and you know, when he got into the race, i think everybody took him less seriously than they should have. because they thought of him as simply a rereality tv star and a kind of a celeb rid without any substance. but in fact, you know, he has-- he has some very shrewd instincts. if you think about what he has done in this campaign, is he has taken down two dy