but it gets absolutely nowhere. >> maybe he's emulating the kangaroo. >> i like how the kangaroo puts his dukes up. like, you know they're known to box. emu is like i'm getting my emu buddy in on this. and the kangaroo really just wants to keep playing with the branch. >> this emu continues his awkward fighting stance. >> he's ganging up on him. look at that. >> the emu tries some weird stomping "lord of the dance" moves. >> then there's three emus, the one is still kind of the main culprit here. there's a face-off, the kangaroo keeps bouncing around. >> there's really not much fighting in this clip, it's mostly just dancing. >> posturing. ♪ >> i think emus should just stick to standing around and leave the fighting to other animals that actually fight and not dance in weird ways. >> do they have arms or wings? i don't understand. >> is that intimidating? if you're the kangaroo, are you like, what are you doing? >> hey, man, step off. >> i dare you to get in the cage with the emu freaking out like that. >> i think they're all friends. i think they're playing a game of branch bowel. >>

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the united states going at least try to make this look like a real trial and not a kangaroo court they pointed to the top of the problem which is under command influence resulting in everyone involved in this case from the prosecutor the judge the jury or under obama's command he says they broke the law where are they going to find against their commander in chief now they put in place a judge judge on monza who works for the department of justice which is investigating wiki leaks and he's going to be the judge of this kangaroo court david manning his lawyer today said the judge recused himself because of conflicts of interest he's refused who is asked to appeal the judge's ruled against manning a critical point allowing the witnesses who classified these documents to explain why they were classified these documents that were released should not of human class of are these are low level documents that were didn't show any troop movements and there's going to undermine national security what they said was embarrassment they showed the truth about u.s. foreign policy and now they put a j

documents are classified not with those who be cross-examined in court already this is off to a kangaroo court type of experience plus the first day let's talk about the other side that haven't i mean critics of this have an argument legal argument that is at the very least somewhat strong that manning is accused of being a traitor people say that what he's done is the equivalent of somebody spying on the u.s. government among the twenty two charges twenty two or so charges that he faces one of them is aiding the enemy. so talk about that i mean don't critics don't people the prosecutors don't people have a right to be angry and to feel that that if manning indeed leaked these documents that that is a threat to our national security and the enemy charges of tickly the most serious one is that carries the death penalty and ensures that manning is now free. going for disclosing war crimes for getting information out of work we should mention though nobody has said if at least to my knowledge that they plan to take the death penalty up to the presiding authority and not up to the prosecutor

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have to have a system where the jury pool is handpicked by the accusers that i'm sorry that is a kangaroo court that is not fair that is not just and it has to change and not just for bradley manning the for all the other other soldiers who are facing charges in the military justice system there's a lot of good things about the military justice system as far as right to counsel is much better the civilian world there's a lot of good things i can tell you to but the negative we have to fix the jury ok you should be tried by a real jury if you book a seat and i mean i can ask you a question here i mean there's a lot of commentary that without these weekly leaks and without the key role it legibly because we'll find out later bradley manning's involvement in this is that we wouldn't have the arab spring because and so many people on the ground realised what could be lazy terrible for me let me listen to a lot of people on the ground realised how much their governments were involved with the united states in committing illegal acts and governments are very very embarrassed again i know how yo

know bradley manning so i can get a fair trial ok james if i'm going to see james is describing a kangaroo court. well what he's describing isn't a pluggable to a military tribunal and in a court martial trial you don't get a jury of your peers it's not a constitutional civil trial first of all second of all he's disease dismantle the definition of the term torture just like he's demand to dismantle the term war crimes. being in solitary confinement is not torture especially considering the guy is a set of and they want to keep them away from other people as much as possible which i sort of understand given the fact and third i want to point out i love the fact the other part of his defense is is he a hero or is he violently insane you know i think i don't think it's i always say if i only play and say no ok we haven't gotten that far yet ok and then when ok was touched in the head and therefore but once again you're bypassing culpability for manning by saying he's touching the head it's a military's fault it's the press's fault the fact of the matter is he did this if he didn't do this no

taste of kangaroo. >> jay: really. >> that's a true story. >> jay: and they lay eggs, right?ther one might say, "well, i'm going back over to the kangaroo, find me another one." >> jay: give that one to thomas to hold. >> thomas, you want to hold this one? >> thomas: sure. >> this one ain't got no claws, so you don't have to worry about him. he won't bite you. >> jay: okay, what else you got? >> thomas: now he looks panicked. all right. the next one here is a very rare alligator snapping turtle. yeah, let's get him out here. he's very strong. >> jay: wow, that's a big guy. >> woo hoo! that's live action right here. yeah. i think we can get him on the table. yeah. >> jay: this looks like a a dinosaur. >> they do. they're old as dinosaurs. >> jay: as old as dinosaurs. >> check it out, watch out, dude! this is the dangerous end. i don't know if you've seen the little tongue in its mouth. it has like a lure, like a a little worm. this fish swims down. if it gets in their mouth, wham! he's snapperlicious suppertime. >> jay: and how powerful is that jaw? is it really powerful? >> y

your thoughts on the kangaroo court arriving?s a part about d.c., and when you talk about extraction, what goes on in the capitol behind me, in terms of the money between "k" street and the capitol and the money that is extracted from the district of columbia and the lack of services and budget that we have here in d.c. is obscene. part of this movement was also to say, you can't just put all that money in there and not be responsible for what goes on in this city, with the kids in this city creating jobs in this city. >> is it the right metaphor, jimmy, to look at washington as the courthouse? it's as if the occupation in new york, they're at the guillotine and protesti ining the executio. but the fact of the matter is, you have to go to the courthouse if you want to alter the ways that the rules are being made. and that courthouse in this country is washington, d.c.. >> you know how when you go to the bank and go to the drive-in teller and go up and put your check in the little thing and it goes into the tube, right? and it goe

kangaroo.back to the big e-mail christmas spectacular where -- [applause] come on. let me finish! [applause] i'm very excited. i'm very excited. nothing -- nothing says christmas to me like a whole show devoted to e-mails and fun. right, geoff? geoff: you said it, pal. craig: that's right. are you looking forward to christmas? have you gotten anything stuffed in your stocking or are you looking forward to get ig anything stuffed -- geoff: ho, ho, ho. craig: you're going to stuff a ho in your stocking? geoff: yeah, not just one but three. craig: what do you do at christmas at mid nights? geoff: i stand here and someone puts a star on my head and calls me a christmas tree. craig: who is that somebody every year, geoff? geoff: it's you. craig: what the hell, man? you should wear that hat year-round. you know why? you look awesome. you look like -- no, you don't, actually. it is kind of fun. did you -- i -- are you trying to shake it off? geoff: i'm trying to get this fuzzy ball near my mouth. can

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i think we are going to clean up some poop from the kangaroo's. >> we are going to clean up some nice branches and bring them out there. you can see this is their pride here. pretty small, pretty clean. not that bad. >> my hands in front of the net. >> all right, let's go over and say hi to the koalas. every day, they get five different species of eucalyptus, and that is all they eat. what you want to do is set it off all right about there. there you go. i think he is hungry more than he wants to play. why don't you come over here on this side? toss it right on in. holding. >> the hazards of these guys, you may get some ankle biting. not too much to be concerned about. >> we are literally just going to take a fish, feed it, and let them grab it. just like that. >> you do not want to eat that. good agility. do i get to throw a big one? we had a pretty unbelievable day today at the zoo today. saw a lot of unbelievable animals. there are a lot of things that i did not have the chance to do. thank everybody for that. it was really awesome. >> [inaudible] who oversaw the transfer of the bi

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