kanye west has a women's designer line.now he had something in that house she could wear so i don't know why she left in those clothes. >> assuming she needed to change clothes. >> i'm just saying. you spend the night somewhere you change in the morning. >> putting two and two together. >> surely they just stayed up watching -- >> you're buying into the rumors. >> yeah. the walk of shame. i've never done it. just heard of it. i'm not quacking. i'm saying i've never done the walk of shame in case my mom is watching. >> all right. so you're looking forward to seeing what's next on the real housewives shows. >> the real housewife of beverly hills, one of her stars is getting her own show. lisa vander pump is getting her own show based around her hollywood eatery that is really popular these days and also candy burress who is on the housewives of atlanta is getting her own show and it'll be based on pop singers, well, people who want to be pop singers. she is with the r & b group eskate and one of her buddies tiny is married to

. >>> finally, blogs are burning over kanye west and kim kardashian going on public dates together in new york city. once to the movies wednesday night and then to lunch on thursday. perhaps not coincidentally though there's a new single out yesterday where kanye west admits he fell for kim kardashian long ago. we call that just a coincidence. >> she can't do another pr stunt like that. >> what do you mean? what pr stunt? >> that 90-day event that she had that wasn't even 90 days. >> no, no. >> i'm not saying the wedding was a sham. >> of course not. >> i wouldn't go on record with something like that. >> of course you're not. >>> wbir 10 news in knoxville, tennessee. in nearby severeville, man's best friend has become a loving parent to wayward cats. an animal shelter took in three orphaned newborn kit.sthat needed to be bottle fed but the shelter decided to do a little experiment. they tried having a nursing mother dog take on the kittens. it worked. she nursed and cleaned those kittens and then a fourth brought in days later, and now they're all one big, happy family. >>> this is "

obviously, it's kanye west. here is the thing, right? they're currently shooting a season of "keeping up with the kardashians" and i'm sure he is a part of it. season six or whatever it is you got to take it up a notch. as soon as we're done filming the season, bye-bye, kanye. bye-bye, kim. thank you so much. come on, man. >> they're just making news? >> they're just making money. big time. >> what's coming up tonight on "access" billy? >> tonight we got all kinds of fun stuff. liza minelli, this is great, a fun interview, revealing her three-step man plan. she is not out of the game. she may have had four marriages and divorces but is not out of the game. she is coming back strong and of course we have the details on dick clark's death certificate. all of that information is in. it's informative and it's fun. >> we'll look forward to it. sounds like a busy monday. see you at 7:30 tonight. >> thanks, guys. >> if you are a fan of nbc's hit show "smack" there are treats coming your way. >> megan hilty says tonight's show has an element she

. >> burning question is kim kardashian and kanye west dating. they were apparently seen on public dates on wednesday night and then thursday at lunch. in a new single out yesterday west admits he fell for kardashian long ago. >> wrote love songs about them. three weeks -- will they last longer or less than three weeks. >> i would say longer because it depends on how long he needs his single to be at number one. no judgments. no judgments. your call? >> i'll go four weeks on the dot. >> that's safe. >> mark it today. >>> this comes to us from wbir 10 news in knoxville, tennessee. in nearby sevierville, man's best friend has become a loving parent to wayward cats. an animal shelter took in three orphaned newborn kittens that needed to be bottle fed but the shelter decided -- oh, a little experiment. they tried having a nursing mother dog take on the kittens. it worked. she nursed them, and then there was another one brought in days later, nursed that one too and now they're all one, big happy family. it works for them. >> and the puppy was cute. >>

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>> he's the biggest celebrity, he's friends, pals around with kanye west. cool attack, it looks like it's going to come back for 2012, the indubable mark hall paren this morning on "morning joe" made the case that he was perhaps skeptical, and instead strategy 'tises are say if they were giving advice to the romney team, mitt romney needs to prove his human bona fides to the american public. pinches he can't run as a global cosmic rock star. the good news for romney is that obama can't, either. it's something in 2008 when everyone pours your heart, soul and all the different aspirations into you, which is what happened, but now he's had to get his hands dirty, made compromises. he's won some, lost a bunch, so i don't think he appeals to people in the same way. he didn't work very well for mccain when he launched this line in 200. it ran aground quickly, because people were gaga about him. people are not gaga about him anymore. it's hard to imagine this will play -- >> don't you think the leno stuff and -- and sam, you're a fan of late night television -- >>

i'm surprised that kanye west doesn't have him under contract for some furs. his furs. >> oh, boy. all right. i think we're going to have to leave it there, but that was fun. >> there? >> that was fun. >> a lot of fun. we'll do it again. >> okay. we'll talk again soon. thank you, have a great day. >> thank you so much. bye-bye. >>> stick around, we've got some of the greatest stories of the week. it changed to one of america's favorite candies, plus forecaster says there will likely be a tornado. alexandra steele up next with your forecast and what you need to know. [ kyle ] my bad. [ roger ] tell me you have good insurance. yup, i've got... [ kyle with voice of dennis ] ...allstate. really? i was afraid you'd have some cut-rate policy. [ kyle ] nope, i've got... [ kyle with voice of dennis ] ...the allstate value plan. it's their most affordable car insurance -- and you still get an allstate agent. i too have...[ roger with voice of dennis ]...allstate. [ roger ] same agent and everything. [ kyle ] it's like we're connected. no we're not. yeah, we are. no...w

are hot with speculation of a possible budding romance between kim kardashian and kanye west. been spotted spending time together in public and kanye mentions kim in lyrics to a new song. so, kim is here, she's going to address all these rumors and a lot more coming up in a few minutes. >>> new jets quarterback tim tebow is already getting his hands and feet in shape for the new season. tmz has been good enough to release an exclusive picture that's raising some eyebrows. that's tebow getting a mani-pedi at a nail salon. >>> and this video is going viral. simple in concept. that dog stares as it's trying to unlock the secrets of the soul, with south park's cash for gold music playing underneath. the moral of the story, do not get in a staring contest with that dog. he rarely blinks. it is now 8:04. back to al. >> ooh. freaking me out. >> yeah. thank you very much. the young guy over there said to me is nicki minaj coming out? i said she's performing inside. he went, oh. anyway. >> he headed back to the hotel? >> where are you folks from? >> pittsburgh, pennsylvania. >> all righ

to "the hunger games" with kanye west recently?vie was really interesting, yeah. i'm glad matt is not doing the interview on this part. with the kanye questions. >> okay, all right. let me ask you one more kanye question, the lyrics of his new song say, i admit i fell in love with kim around the same time she fell in love with him. that's cool, baby girl, do your thing. on twitter they are calling you kimye. do you want to clarify this in any way? >> i completely respect and understand that you have to ask these questions, but i have said before, kanye and i have been friends for years. and you never know what the future holds or where my life will take me. so, i like the song. ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] gross -- i'll tell you what's really gross: used dishcloths. they can have a history that they drag around with them. for a cleaner way to clean try bounty extra soft. in this lab demo, one sheet of bounty extra soft leaves this surface 3 times cleaner than a dishcloth. it's super durable too. it's the cleaner way to clean. bring it

stay with us. >>> president obama says he still thinks kanye west is a jack ass. he first made that sentiment of west in september, 2009 after the singer infamously interrupted taylor swift's acceptance speech. he says kanye is very talented but still, his words, a jack ts ass. >> one of the biggest red carpets of the year as the star studded cast of the avengers turned out in hollywood. >> yes. we have details in today's frort "on the red carpet". >> there is a a fan's dream come true. let's get to the cast at the world premier. >> i've been a fan all my live. it's an opportunity to see what he does and find out who he is. >> and this is a fun ride ook able to play a woman who is, you know not a love interest or not a wife. not she's, it's a rare opportunity. >> there is a time i was on the bench. had i said no i'd be kicking myself every day its in theaters may 4th. now to jennifer lopez and mark anthony whose divorce became official week. the family of amy winehouse launched a u.s. foundation under her name. get all of your celebrity news on otrc.com. >> still

>> kanye west has deep feelings for the reality tv star and express those feelings in his new song. >the same time she fell in love with him ♪ >> he implied that he is currently dating kim kardashian. there were photographed leaving a new york bidder after watching "hunger games." -- a new york movie theater. there's no need for six degrees of kevin bacon, at least for this revelation. >> the actor and his wife are distant cousins, it turns out. they appeared on the pbs show that digs out celebrity ancestral. have been married 23 years and have two children. but the news in stride with kevin bacon sending out a tweet encouraging people to watch the show. >> 23 years married back. that is an eternity. there's more to come in the next hour. >> some drivers might feel it is good friday until they get to the gas station. we have a look at what you can expect to pay if you're planning on hitting the road this weekend. >> gas prices are not deterring people from getting out. >> some good news about jobs. >> marion barry -- what he's saying about that now. i will have a live report. >> anoth

. >> coming up next kim kardashian talking about the nature of her relationship between her and kanye west. >> i knew that i was not what they were saying. >> the beauty queen born a boy. talking to abc's barbara walters about her transformation and controversy. >> new at 5:00 sticker shock, again for health insurance customers in california only this time, something may be done to stop increase autos if you're about to head out to 80 this is a look at traffic on the right side. heading towards berkeley on the left side and back towards 580 and it's slow in both directions now. we'll be right back. >>> we're getting lividdo from milwaukee, wisconsin there has been an exflogs a scrap yard. this is a plant called miller recycling. wisn news reports paints may be involved. and just a lot of smoke in those flames in milwaukee so if anything happens we'll let you know. >> and kids as long as 13 can see the film "bully" following five bullied skpidz their families but six curse words threatened to keep anyone under 17 from seeing it. film makers say the new pg-13 rating from motion picture assoc

. >>> remember president obama calling kanye west a jackass in 2009? after his on stage ambush of taylor swift at the mtv music awards. when reminded in that in an interview in "the atlantic" he replied, he is a jackass but he's talented. i feel like i need to put a dollar in the swear jar. >>> in salt lake city, utah, one dog is hitting the street to show off a cool trick, you got to see to believe. take a look at this, dex tur has been skateboarding since five months old, instead of plague fetch, his owner put him on a board and now he can't keep him off. all on his own, dexture turns the blacktop in his stage, it is quite the phenom. i'm lynn berry this is "early today." just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >>> 4:28 now on this friday the 3th day of -- the 13th day of april. looking at another day we're going to see temperatures -- why are you grinning like that? >> just happy to be here, aaron. >> tom kierein will have the forecast. i'm happy that you're here, too. >> are you happy to be here? >> absolutely. good morning. i'm

she's reportedly dating rapper kanye west. day" show friday she didn't confirm a budding romance, but she didn't deny it either. >> i've said before, i mean, kanye and i have been friends for years, and, you know, you never know what the future holds or where my life will take me. so -- >> let me bring in actor entertainment commentator and all around funny guy. >> i'm still reeling over the fact that golfing may be an old man's sport. are you telling me there's man who's 52 years old and still playing golf? oh, my god. >> yeah, freddy couples. >> and i thought the last "rocky" movie was grab. i have to watch that again. if they can golf, they can box. >> all right. let's talk kim kardashian. she didn't really say yes or no whether or not they're dating. kind of left it open to interpretation, right? >> well, first of all, when you have an entire empire built on a sex tape, i don't know that the, you know, day-to-day of your relationship should shock anyone in either direction. but let's be clear. wednesday night, what, they we

the new album will reportedly feature collaborations with usher, drake and kanye west. >> he's still ll with salena. pairing up with taylor for this duet. but it is the dream team, right? >> it is. >>> and speaking of kanye. he seems to be living the life these days with his new girlfriend, kim kardashian. but one person wants kim on a love letdown. any guesses? >> a father figure. >> you're on the right track, dan. how about -- >> no peeking. >> her stepdad, bruce jenner. he says he's not that excited about the couple. he doesn't have a problem with kanye. rather, with kim jumping quickly into a serious relationship, again. her divorce with kris humphries isn't even finalized yet. >> not yet? >> no. >> on the rebound. >> that was fast. >>> so, okay. we've been talking about "the hunger games." and it seems to be the new "twilight." not just at the box office. the movie is inspiring a new trend in, get this, baby names. bianna didn't jump on that one. >> no. >> no. >> you know, all the jacobs and isabellas we saw last year. >> she did name her baby jake. >> oh. she's a "twi." >> yes.

kanye west has been photographed all around new york city and other places with kim kardashian now.nd the mom. what's going on? >> they had yet another weekend of endless dates, paparazzi friendly dates. of course. and then he went out to dinner with kim, her mother, kris jenner, khloe and lamar. and of course you know, they met the parents. except he had met them before. he's known them for a long time. even just last night khloe was on andy cohen's show and she said, well, i met him before. but it was the first time since this sort of dating hoopla that they all -- >> what's the real story? are they dating or is it something for the press? >> well, it is probably the only guy she could date that could get even more press than her previous wedding. except i do think it is real. it had been rumored for quite a long time that kanye had been after her. amber rose had hinted about it, too, his ex. so it does seem pretty genuine. >> all right. we have a wedding. neil diamond married his manager. he's 71 and she's 42. and this makes for -- congrats to him, by the way. >> yeah. >> how man

coming up kim ckardashian talks about her relationship with kanye west.ll be back with another check of the holiday weekend weather. >>> i'm eun yang. >> i'm aaron gilchrist. monday morning everything you need to know about the white house easter egg roll. >> we'll have live coverage from the white house. >> plus weather and traffic together on the 1s and all the news while you sleep. >> "news 4 today" starts at >>> welcome back. we now know who will be at monday's easter egg roll at the white house. tommy mcfly joins us with just-released information. c congratulations to you, emcee for the white house easter egg roll, second year in a row. >> thank you very much. an awesome honor to be involved, get kids out moving, to be asked to the white house to emcee a second year in a row is such an honor. >> now tell us who is going to be there on monday. >> we've got that whole bunch of awesome celebrities coming. it's a kid's program focusing on michelle obama's initiative for let's move, to let's go, let's play, let's move. celebrities are coming to read stori

. >>> the president weighs in once again on kanye west but this time a little nicer. your early morning entertainment headlines ahead. coming up. proof the sport of skateboarding has gone to the dogs. you're watching "early today." >>> welcome back to "early today" on friday morning. storms moving through california with a lot of rain from the valley, sacramento to stockton. san francisco in the rain along with san jose. eventually this will work its way down the coastline into the greater los angeles area a little later this morning. hopefully i think it should be mostly after the rush hour. as far as the rest of the weekend goes, start to push that storm through las vegas on saturday. by sunday everyone is looking very nice. overall west coast thumbs-up this weekend. if you're watching us on king 5 news in seattle, washington, explore wildlife habitat joining zoo keepers, spring fling at woodland park zoo. that's your pacific event of the day. >> bill, thanks so much. an early look at headlines and entertainment. no one is going to knock "hunger games" off the box o

the hollywood blogosphere on fire with reports that kanye west and kim kardashian are dating.out this? the pair spotted together in new york. went and saw "the hunger games" on wednesday night. went out to a lunch yesterday at serafina. he admits he fell for kardashian in his new single out yesterday. coincidence, the single out yesterday, dating kardashian. the song is called "they araflu and takes -- ♪ i fell in love with kim around the same time she fell in love with him ♪ ♪ that's cool, baby lucky i ain't had jay drop him from the team ♪ >> the new name they're throwing out kimye. no, do we like kimye. still ahead on "way too early." while you were awake checked out for the weekend, tweet, texts and e-mail and "morning joe" is moments away. mine was earned off vietnam in 1968. over the south pacific in 1943. i got mine in iraq, 2003. usaa auto insurance is often handed down from generation to generation. because it offers a superior level of protection, and because usaa's commitment to serve the military, veterans and their families is without equal. begin your legacy, get

blogs are burning over kanye west and kim kardashian going on public dates together in new york city.es on wednesday night. then they had lunch on thursday. perhaps not coincidentally though there's a new single out that came out yesterday. west admits he fell for kardashian long ago. you' ar >> you're insinuating that stars do something for sales? >> what do you mean? what pr stunt? >> she'll be on the "today" show. >> stay tuned. willie geist is next. >>> another strange day in the republican race for president as rick santorum meets with conservative leaders about his future. mitt romney a man with a pair of harvard degrees bashes president obama for his harvard mind-set and the chairman of the rnc has the word caterpillars trending on twitter while denying the party has a woman problem. the question is, do republican caterpillars have a chance to turn into beautiful butterflies by november? we shall see. >>> incredible pictures this morning out of syria as government tanks and helicopters shell civilian neighborhoods. just a matter of hours after president assad agreed to a u.n.-b

nike's next big launch is the kanye west air 2 some time in june. are you down with the air easy 2?>> a guy with great balance and a lot of guts. laces? really? slip-on's the way to go. more people do that, security would be like -- there's no charge for the bag. thanks. i know a quiet little place where we can get some work done. there's a three-prong plug. i have club passes. [ male announcer ] get the mileage card with special perks on united, like a free checked bag, united club passes, and priority boarding. thanks. ♪ okay. what's your secret? [ male announcer ] the united mileageplus explorer card. get it and you're in. >>> an american daredevil accomplished another amazing feat this weekend. dean potter walked a slack line across this huge canyon in eastern china today. canyon was 131 feet across at an altitude benefit 5900 feet. he made the walk along the inch-thick wire in about two minutes. he did it without any harness or extra safety measures in place. i'd hate to be his insurance agent. >> wow. that is scary stuff. >> final weather word? >> yeah it's going to be a messy

nike's next big launch is the kanye west air easy 2. in july. >> some kind of name, huh? >>> congratulations are in order to our own news4 colleague barbara harrison. ♪ >> last night the washington, d.c., hall of fame society honored barbara with its legacy award in communications. every year the society honors washingtonians from various industries who have made substantial contributions to the community. congratulations to barbara and all of this year's inductees. she does so much with "wednesday's child." that's a small sampling of everything she's done in the community. >> she looked beautiful, too. >> she did. >>> a teenager who lost his home in japan's devastating tsunami now knows one of his prized possessions has survived. >> his soccer ball. drifted across the pacific all the way to alaska. that ball was found about 70 miles off the alaskan coast on middleton islands. one of the first pieces of debris that can betraysed to japan after the tsunami -- be traced to japan after the tsunami in 2011. the couple who found the ball is

just like i got a diva living inside me is me being nice to you what are the other ones also like kanye west also is profiting off of. whatever come on guys but sometimes i don't know let's let's move on please let's move on to the four twenty. which is why it's quite the holiday especially in many college campuses around the u.s. and boulder university colorado boulder is especially big on this this year they're actually trying to clamp down. bajan this is the stoners new year's eve this is there are times where you gold are at the norlin quad officials here they say enough every year they give out twelve thousand people coming here lighting up right in the middle of campus this year they're saying you know if we want to squash this we're going to close the campus to outsiders. they're not just closing the campus to outsiders they're actually saying if they could issue tickets for trespassing they carry fines of up words of seven hundred fifty dollars and up to six months in jail i think it's harsh and i've mellowed that's what you just did oh no i don't really like what are these kids goin

the president was very candid in an interview a couple weeks ago when he called kanye west a jackass.offense, i think you got the wrong west -- i think you meant alan. do they all look the same to you? george clooney is here tonight. tomorrow he wants to appear before alan west. george is hosting a fund raiser event for the obama campaign. for $3 you can enter a raffle and the winner gets to have dinner with the president at george clooney's house. i have always dreamed of eating a hot pocket with the president and batman and now i can do it for $3. if you do not win the raffle you can still win dinner with george himself if you are 6 ft. 1 with a perfect body. sully sullivan barter. where is he? i met him. would you do as a favor? would you do us a favor? would you mind driving lyndsay lohan home? make sure you do not run into a goose. especially a grey goose. [laughter] good morning america just beat the today show for the first time in 15 years. george is riding -- high is not a good word but let's say he is pleased. 16 years ago there was no facebook or google. a tweet was somethi

demon in roman lives inside of her but she's not alone and including say and music lady gaga i'm kanye west have invoked the devil in their lyrics and this is nothing new there are generations there has been fear over a chart topping musicians being used as a tool of the devil. the beatles are extraordinary aren't any i think of it because they're going to go to twenty five and actually the music is rock and roll now we've never in my seven years at n.b.c. ever i would but i still wouldn't ever had a rock n roll never before in the history of this country and so many corrupting influences descended upon children at one time that most children don't understand what you're doing. so is this a marketing ploy or a sign of something much darker and our society where this hour larry is both music journalist alan cross that he has i have to say. this is something that naysayers and people who have objected to his for a song about since the one nine hundred fifty s. actually can go back even further to the rhythm and blues scene of early america recently america and the story of robert johnson a yo

the match made in publicity heaven kim kardashian and kanye west are an item, them leaving a new yorkrestaurant yesterday, reportedly after a romantic lunch. did they kiss at lunch? or they had special food? but the new song mentioned his love for the reality star beauty and all of this continues as kim battles chris humphreys in divorce court. they are not divorced it. whatever. >> talk about a dream come true for a jersey girl, 12-year-old getting kicked -- picked out of the crowd during a recent conference and joined him on the stage for a duet waiting on a sunny day. >> he said do you want to sing and i was like "yes," it was crazy i didn't know what to think at the time. she called this "a dream come true." >> did you ever get called on stage? >> i did, prince, i almost lost it. i was so excited. he did this to me. >> i didn't know that. >> we are bonding. best friends now. >> let me see, anyway we will talk about the debt. it is so bad that a man killed himself in a town square and we will talk about that. could it happen here in there is a report coming up. and arrested at a we

the president was very candid a couple of weeks ago when he called kanye west a jack guess. -- jackassgeorge clooney is here tonight. tomorrow he wants to appear before alan west. george is hosting a fund raiser for $3 you can enter a raffle dinner with the president at george clooney's house. i have always dreamed of eating a hot pocket with the president and batman and now i can do it a perfect body. sully sullenberger, where is he? [laughter] goose. especially a grey goose. george stephanopoulos is here. the today show for the first time in 15 years. -- 16 years. pleased. 16 years ago there was no facebook or google. a tweet was something barbara walters gave her dog. [laughter] what a collection of people here. in one room we have members of the media, politicians, advertisers, lobbyists, and celebrities. everything wrong with america is[applause] unfortunately, the speaker of the house john boehner is not. apparently yours are not the only invitations he declines. he's probably afraid someone will ask him to pass the salt and he won't have the votes. eric cantor cannot be here he

diva named roman lives inside of her but she's not alone including satan in music lady gaga and kanye west have invoked their the devil and their earlier x. and this is nothing new for generations there has been fear over a chart topping musicians being used as a tool of the devil take a look at some examples the beatles are extraordinary and. i think it's because they get it in forty five and actually the music is rock and roll now we've never in my seven years in d.c. ever wrote write your did you ever had a record never before in the history of this country that so many corrupting influences descended upon children at one time that most children don't understand what your doing. so is this just a marketing ploy or a sign of something much darker than our society i mean alison is a journalist alan cross. they say sex sells but the same and sell to you oh satan has been a very good salesman for as long as rock'n'roll has been a rod i mean this is something the naysayers and people who have objected to me for open talking about since the one nine hundred fifty s. actually can go back even

and whether things might be heating up between her and kanye west. it a live performance from one about hottest stars allowed under -- stars around. right here on "today." >> a good show. 40 degrees on tv hill. still ahead, a look at weather and traffic before we head out to start your day. double your data. 4 gigabytes for just $30 a month. with 4 gigabytes, you could send and receive over 400,000 emails. or stream over 1,100 songs. or use gps navigation for 34 continuous days. all the data you need to power your favorite apps. 4 gigabytes for $30. only on america's largest 4g lte network. now buy one samsung stratosphere for $99.99, get another one free. verizon. >> time for some of your answers to our water cooler question of the day . >> but has been your favorite camden yard memory? >> rockered writes, the very first game at the yard. it was the first win at the yard. >> singing the national anthem with my high school choir on my 16th birthday. >> cal ripken baking -- breaking the record and game 3. a long standing ovation for a true or real her

do you remember when president obama called kanye west a jackass in this time, "the atlantic" asked himut kanye and the president called him a jackass again. that makes two presidents in a row who don't care about black people. the quote is, he's smart, very talented. even though you called him a jackass, and obama said, well, he is, but he's talented. shouldn't kayne is and kenyans stick together? big news out of north korea today. less than a month ate go, they agreed to stop developing nuclear weapons in exchange for the united states to start developing "real housewives" shows. unfortunately, today, they attempted to launch a long range missile. apparently, they were unsuccessful. it fell apart, it crashed. i guess they didn't drop in enough mentos. but -- [ laughter ] this is the new leader, by the way, of north korea. this is kim jong-un. this is not a joke. this is the new leader. kind of scary to think the fate of the world could potentially rest in the hands of the korean chaz bono. [ applause ] maybe he could be a dancer. meanwhile, in our crazy -- former governor arnold schwa