and i procured my look to look exactly like gabe kaplan. >> jimmy: you had his moustache?patches. >> elbow patches on my corduroy jacket. and it was the day that gabe kaplan actually came by the office for some reason. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and no one told me he was there 'cause i was in the bathroom. [ laughter ] and no one went to get me, and i was livid. >> jimmy: it was john goodman and molly shannon. >> and it played to silence. it played such silence. [ laughter ] except at one point you hear, "heehee." [ laughter ] there was one really way high up in the rafters laugh. >> jimmy: you know, like, hehe. they kind of barely got it out. >> yeah, kind of barely got it. >> jimmy: do you remember that you did one -- it was a t.g.i. friday's waiter? >> oh. >> jimmy: i don't know what this sketch was. i remember it was bombing so hard that the whole cast came out to the floor and stood behind the camera and watched you eat it. [ laughter ] and you were going, like, "well, you have to try the blooming onions." [ laughter ] deathly silent. >> i don't remember that one. >> jimmy: y

stanley kaplan has these schools all over the country where they teach you to take standardized tests. so i gave him the $1,000. for six months, i studied it to retake the louisiana board -- the law board. six months later, i reject the test. my score catapulted up to a 401. [laughter] i figured, at that rate, i would be about 90 before i got into an english-speaking law school. so i started writing jokes for all comedians who played in the catskill section of new york. the hotels paid me $7 a joke. that was the going rate at the time the vso 21. they are 45. it was like writing for my parents' friends. but i tried my best. they would say to me, like, a sperm banks. sperm banks are in it the news. write me sperm bank jokes. 21, this is what was the foremost on my mind. they have this new thing now called sperm banks, which is just like an ordinary bank except here after making a deposit, you lose interest. [laughter] hey, $7, what do you want? [laughter] then i became the sperm bank guy. they would go, more sperm bank jokes. that i looked into the future. i said, i see a problem with

gary kaplan is founder of kaplan center for integrated medicine in mclean and he says mindful meditationks to both overtime ptsd and even prevent it by making the mind more resilient. dr. kaplan says ptsd not limited to soldiers. 6% of the general population suffers from the disorder mostly after violent car crashes. he says those with ptsd tend to be emotionally withdrawn. they may have trouble sleeping, higher irritability and a tendency to experience an instant replay of their traumatic event. >> one is hyper arousal so they've have situations where they hyper react to things. so hearing the backfire of a car in mclean, virginia gets reacted to as if it's an explosion of an ied in the battlefield. >> retired navy commander peter griffith hopes these techniques can help today's soldiers reach deep inside themselves to heal. that's what he had to do to banish the emotional stress that was contributing to his physical pain. >> we all have those feelings and unless you spend the time to look into them you'll go through life wondering why things like the backfire happens and you aren't rea

now, another new hire for facebook is joel kaplan. he is vice president of u.s. public policy.e served as deputy chief of staff to president george w. bush. deputy director at omg. and a law clerk to justice scalia. those are some of their new advisers. the bipartisan thing. >> absolutely. i think the hiring of kaplan, who as you said worked in the bush white house, is an example of facebook learning lessons from the googles, who google was perceived largely as sympathetic to democrats. i think you saw at the latter stages of the bush administration, early parts of the obama administration, a really partisan tone in some of the queries and attacks from lawmakers on google. and the search giant has worked very hard to rectify that by reaching out to both sides of the aisle, but that's a perception that a facebook does not want. they are very careful to appear non-partisan, to reach out to both sides. and you see they've made some prominent republican hires. also we saw that mariah jordan from the bush white house is also assisting on the senate side in terms of outreach. it's de

additional information it would provide us about specific cyber threats to our systems and users kaplan also said the facebook of the open to working with lawmakers to draw a better provisions to this bill so you see what they. their facebook technically went from being all of the supporting this will box to entering this weird little grey area here where they have a better chance of trying to appease both sides and like the idea of it all but they're trying to keep their users quiet too and now microsoft has also joined facebook in this gray area over here after being the poster child for supporting system microsoft is back peddled on their stance after they were hounded by the press so their new position is to uphold the security promises made to their customers so it's not a complete reversal but it shows a bit of in decisiveness on their part they can pledge their allegiance to the government and cyberwar for their customers who are the ones keeping the company a lot now even more importantly this shift all but a small one it does show that companies are listening to the growing out

and i thought, "kaplan has to do a vampire movie now." right? >> exactly. the connection between the legislators and the lobbyists is so intimate that it's not even embarrassing for a senator to say that in front of a room. the culture is so hermetically sealed from the rest of the country that it doesn't occur to them that there is something deeply outrageous and offensive and corrosive of democracy to admit that the money side of politics and the elected side of politics belong to each other. >> you wrestle with this, you and your colleagues at the norman lear center, and all the time, on how, on what the system is doing to us. so let me ask you, how did this happen in america? how did our political system become the problem instead of the answer? >> part of it is the nexus of media, money and special interest politics. the citizens have given the airwaves to the station. we own the electromagnetic spectrum and for free we give out licenses to television stations. those stations, in turn, use that spectrum to get enormous amounts of money from special int

. >> the teenagers then set out on a mile-long march to the kaplan jewish community center. the walk with israel also included a day and add it to see programming sports and service projects >> a chicago area may and is leading a push to save the dog to kill the child in nevada. they're working with the dog rescuers in an attempt to get police in the city of henderson to spare the life of a six year- old dog. he killed a one-year- old boy last the week while the family celebrated his birthday. the family turned the dog in. but the oak park group is asking authorities to stop the scheduled euthanasia. rescuers have offered to support the dog at an animal camp in colorado >> the dog that could be killed monday or tuesday after a 10 day health quarantined ends >> a contentious and chaotic arraignments in the september 11th terror trial is finally over after 13 hours... coming up... break tau.relief [ female announcer ] philadelphia cooking creme. a simple way to make dinner fresh and new again. just stir it in. now it only takes a moment to make the moment. ♪ spread a little jo

the company's education business, kaplan, lost money in the first quarter as for-profit education has come under regulatory pressure over student financial aid money. with stocks selling off, investors crowded into the bond market, looking for some relative protection. that sent bond prices up, pushing bond interest rates down. the yield on the 10-year government benchmark note is at 1.88%. its lowest in three months. troubles in the corner office continue at yahoo. after only a few months on the job, c.e.o. scott thompson is under fire for what the company called an inadvertent error. it turns out he does not have a computer science degree as originally claimed. shares fell more than 1.5%. an activist hedge fund that owns about 5% of the stock first raised questions and now thinks thompson should leave yahoo. it was a much different reception today for linkedin. shares jumped 7% after reporting strong earnings thanks to connecting professionals with companies looking to hire. the latest company to give us a clue about the chinese economy is estee lauder, warning of a potential slowdo

i want to welcome shawna kaplan. shawna, a fifth grade student at providence elementary school in fairfax county, virginia. ms. paula patrick, the coordinator of world languages for fairfax county public schools. michelle dresdner, the 2010

i want to welcome shawna kaplan. shawna, a fifth grade student at providence elementary school in fairfax county, virginia. ms. paula patrick. this is a coordinator of world languages for fairfax county public schools. michelle dresdner the 2012 participant in the national security language initiative for youth program. mr. jeffrey wood was also a 2010 participate in the national security language initiative for youth program. and major gregory mitchell, a 1995 fellow over the david l.baron fellowship program. as you know, it is a custom of this committee to swear in all witnesses. so i ask you to please stand and raise your right hand. do you swear this testimony you're about to give is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god? thank you. let it be noted that the record -- in the record that the witnesses answered in the affirmative. before we start, i wanted you to know that your full statement will be made part of the record. and i'd like to remind you to please limit your remarks to t

means is around lobbies for those for profit colleges the university of phoenix the strayer's the kaplan universities of the world we've covered for profit colleges many times on the show they've been under the microscope for the high cost and low graduation rate their aggressive marketing and their low quality of education to top it all off not only that turns out they also play a major role in student loan debt problem that we have here in the u.s. check this figure out only eleven percent of all college students in the u.s. attend for profit colleges but forty four percent of student loan defaults come from for profit college students and twenty six percent of for profit students who took out between five thousand and ten thousand dollars in student loans and up defaulting that's compared to ten percent of students taking out that much at community college community colleges and seven percent at four year schools they also spend millions in marketing targeting members of the military check out this commercial. as far as being truly. playing it's kind of difficult to actually secure a

i think as it stands right now, according to the chief of the wireless bureau, rick kaplan, it looks like we have a deadline of august. exact date in august but the clock was pushed out. there's other questions that need to be answered but it's still on a pretty good timeline in terms of historically if you look at sec reviews, some other transactions, it's taken a lot longer. this is, spectrum by the way, folks should know it was bought at auction by group of cable companies that formed a company called spectrum code that subsequent did not build any networks. we're not talking about customers or network that is built out. this is spectrum that has been lying fallow since 2006. so we will see what the antitrust review says and what the public interest review says from staff of the fcc. >> host: recent story in politico by brooks. this was the headline. broadcasters, fcc in spectrum turf war. is that a fair headline, in your view? >> guest: i read that story. i think when you read the story, it's not quite as inflammatory as the headline figures, but certainly broadcasters before the

than most to revive this debate, though for me i rather like one of the latest comments which robert kaplan referred to in an article last week. he cited a u.s. air force planner who was clearly exasperated by the shortfalls in key european capabilities during the libya intervention, and he described nato as like snow white and the 27 dwarfs. so the billion dollar question is this, can the smart defense approach a pooling of resources and integration of transatlantic, especially european military procurement to ensure the alliance retains needed capabilities even at a time when the allies are making deep defense cuts or, to put it into the language of that u.s. air force officer, will those european dwarfs be whistling while they work, will they be doing so in tune and on the same song sheets? will they be taking on a larger share of the burden of keeping snow white safe from the clutches of a mean al qaeda affiliated stepmother and will we all be ensured a fairytale ending which essentially means more security for smaller defense budgets. to answer these tricky questions, we have a very ta

and can you by sharing the knowledge carry yen >>host: and looked at kaplan is the appearance of thoses that i think that women forget aboutet our face then you forget about your neck, hands. a lot of next product and the prime i always, glam market. and they are real, the press' fault. give this as a whole regiment including hydrating and assessment for me, where wet went it was confident money and it can result in a way to get a guy you carried it for me, this is about you. >>host: not sacrificing the ingredients and i always say, wei is incredible, the wealth of knowledge in the experiments in the b industry, she has a handsome elvis of the process to deliver you the absolute most luxurious product the cabana interface the japan for that. ba the result value is usually the butt of the market in and let him be with every penny's we break it down, you are saving more of the hsn there is he intend this a product here again develop the product or a game plus the assessment complices scarf we have less 100 and the deities or around this morning. yet if you want a beautiful looking skin,

route 1 hundred near kaplan avenue, there's a structure fire that may cost you a few moments. -- route 100. northbound leaving woodbridge on the way to the pentagon, volume. >> not just on the road where there are problems. last night 3 riders are recovering after an accident at rosecroft raceway. some of the video is graphic, so be aware. if this happened at 9:00 last night during a race when two riders were tossed and three injured in all, two airlifted with serious injuries, but not life-threatening. good news for the horses, all of them are ok. >> unbelievable video. more problems for the gaithersburg man who was detained in aruba after his traveling companion disappeared. gary giordano is charged with indecent exposure. he and a woman were arrested friday in annapolis. police found them naked on a mattress inside his vehicle in a parking garage. a parking attendant called police after customers complained. >> here's a story you will only see on 7. a woodbrige family devastated after somebody took their dog. her security cameras show her son austin coming home from walking two of t

. >> oh, that's right and meet the kaplans.ir and now they're sharing their clipping secrets. so guess what, josh, not only are we in the cosmetics business but we're clipping coupons as well. >> as well we should. how about a little music promotion. clint black performing live. he's got a very special song for this memorial day holiday and that's going to be great. first we turn back to dan harris here again with the top developing stories on the morning. dan. >> hey, guys, good morning, once again. good morning, everybody. >>> we'll start with breaking news on this memorial day. a reminder of the sacrifice made every day by our troops overseas. we have just learned that a chinook helicopter has crashed in eastern afghanistan. two nato troops killed. the taliban now claiming it shot that chopper down. the u.s. military has not confirmed the cause of the crash yet. >>> and back here at home this morning, president obama will be paying tribute to fallen warriors at the tomb of the unknown at arlington national cemetery. the pres

including the kaplans of chatham, new jersey. this is our kind of extended pantry, if you will. >> reporter: for jeff it's less about volume and more about meeting his family's needs. >> the goal isn't about filling up the house with as much stuff but saving as much money when we do it. he turned it into a career founding lozo.com and jeff isn't the only kaplan to clip coupons. in fact he's part of a couponing dynasty that includes his brother and father. >> it goes five generations in total believe it or not. so let's get the coupons we need for our hopping trip today. those are the sausages we like. >> reporter: now it's time for mad din and sam to join the family business. do you have a favorite coupon ever? >> candy. >> reporter: jeff estimates coupons save him 60% on grocery bills rea s each year. is this your favorite tinge to do with your daddy and mommy. >> many yes, mostly pie daddy. >> reporter: to get a peek they took us to buy supplies for a memorial day barbecue. >> save $1. >> what does it say? how much are we savin

kaplan fell on a -- copeland fell on a zip line in georgia earlier this month, cut her leg and it got infected with bacteria. >>> people with diabetes are at an increased risk for heart attack or stroke at an early age. there could also be a link between diabetes and alzheimer's. >> reporter: alzheimer's, a complicated disease with no cure, one that doesn't discriminate and robs people of some of the best memories that once made them feel whole. >> i feel like that i'm home when i visit austin, texas. >> reporter: the most recent victim legendary university of texas longhorn football coach darrell k. royal who built the national football college powerhouse, but now it's not dkr calling the shots. it's his wife and the new caregiver role is painful. >> every day since darrell's diagnosis of dementia i deal with the stress of managing everything without my best friend at my side helping me to make decisions. >> reporter: like martin mcgeary, he, too a powerhouse in his own right, a former executive vp of an oil company. he thought nothing would slow him down, but soon he, too, began a d

art kaplan about the consequences of a coverup. listen. >> i think if you look at any type of medical error or mistake, what becomes clear is you have to acknowledge it it's even useful to apologize for it. coverups lead to lawsuits. coverups lead to loss of license. they are disasters. >> we should note that dr. jay yellen does not work for lincoln hospital. he is a private contractor. that private contractor he works for has not commented on this matter, shep. >> shepard: man, trace, do we have a since for how often patients catch on fire when they are in surgery? >> well, there are 65 million surgeries a year. so, relatively rarely but it happens a lot more than you would think. a patient's safety group estimates that it happens between 550 and 650 times a year and that 20% of those result in severe burns or death. the most common causes a you said electrical equipment getting too close to the oxygen source. many hospitals now trying to alleviate that listen. >> it's incumbent, i think, to acknowledge even things that are close

most important things first and that is simply to say thank you to mitchell kaplan. i travelled the country to bookstores. that's what i do. i talked to imaginary people and the trouble to bookstores and i say to everyone who asks books and books is the best in the country and i don't think the -- it's so true. i don't say it because he's my family or because i love him and he's part of our family for so long it just is a fact that's not an opinion that's fact. anyone but argues with that is just wrong. [laughter] i also want to thank of course my family because this becomes a very bittersweet moment. this is the first event my dad is not at and the last time we were here was an event my mom was at its we have a lot of loss and lost my grandmother who i am also going to talk about, and this event we have no doubt was dedicated to him there was no question to read he was the guy that the one thing you notice now is there much more quiet. my dad was always in the back trying to sell them more books and telling them a good way to get a pastrami sandwich so played a vita

c-span: the "washington post" over last weekend wrote a piece on kaplan education. teacher read it? is about their own company and the wrongdoings of their own company, kaplan education which amounts to 60% of revenues are spent to them. but that is all about private colleges, online colleges in all of that. you look at any event and did your son ever think about doing any of the private colleges? >> guest: online, for profit? >> guest: no, he added their options. i've since looked into them. it's not really in the book because i was trying to read about a certain kind of experience and this was a part of our experience. i've gotten very interested in it as a journalist tried to read about the for-profit schools and i'm very interested by the hostility of the for-profit schools have generated. reiko y? just as they are singled out for wasting money, sort of and federal money for through loads and programs they get. c-span: why are they getting money and towards tuition that's jacked up? >> guest: the problem is they are for-profit and they're making a lot of money. some of them are

he is still under orders as a colonel in the kaplan -- chaplain corp. let's see if i can get the correct current position. >> located in fort buchanan, puerto rico. >> next we will hear from kelly shackleford, a brilliant litigator. he is the recipient of awards and accolades for his success as a lawyer and an advocate for religious freedom. his institute took a particular interest in religious issues in the military on behalf of veterans. he will be wrapping up the panel, speaking last. let me set the scene for just a moment. notwithstanding occasional jeffersonian blandishments about a wall of separation between church and state, there is one area where the wall banishes, or becomes transparent. that -- that wall vanishes and becomes transparent. let stand a week after the declaration of independence, general george washington issued a general order that read, the honorable continental congress, having been pleased to allow a chaplain for each regiment, the colonels or commanding officers are directed to procure a personss accordingly, of good charact

we're pleased that joe kaplan, vice president of u.s.policy for facebook, is in the audience with us. and speaking of technology, i'm happy to say that the great freedom advocate awning san sue chi will be joining us via teleconference later in the program. rainy season in burma permitting. i should add rainy season in washington permitting. now, i'd like to play for you one of the short films that are included in the freedom collection. be [background sounds] [inaudible conversations] [inaudible conversations] >> we have a slight technical problem. [laughter] this is due to the rainy season in burma, i can tell you. [laughter] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> in our time, freedom has great historical momentum, but it is not an impersonal force. it always advances through the choices and courage of individuals. the freedom revolution often begins in a few minds, a few hearts, among men and women who risk everything for the sake of a universal ideal. they reject the counsel of fear, apathy and despair. they accept sacrifices for a future they may not live to s

for me, there was -- i rather like one of the latest comments which robert kaplan referred to in an article last week. he cited a u.s. air force planner who was, obviously, clearly exasperated by the shortfalls in key european capabilities during the libya intervention. and he described nato as like snow white and the 27 dwarfs. [laughter] so the billion dollar question is this: can the smart defense approach receive a pooling of integration in transatlantic but special european military procurement to insure the alliance maintains capabilities each at a time when the allies are making deep defense cuts? or to put it into the language of that u.s. air force officer, will those european dwarfs be whistling while they work, will they be doing so in tune and on the same song sheetses? will they be taking on a larger share of the burden of keeping snow white safe from the clutches of her mean al-qaeda-affiliated stepmother, and will we all be ensured a fairy tale ending which, essentially, means more security for smaller defense budgets? to answer these tricky questions, we have a very talented

. >> i want to welcome to the third panel -- i want to welcome shaunna kaplan, a fifth grade student at providence elementary school in fairfax county virginia. ms. paula patrick, the coordinator of world languages for fairfax county public schools. ms. michele dressner, the 2010 participant in the national security language initiative for youth program. mr. jeffrey blood, was also a 2010 participant in the national security language initiative for the youth program and major gregory mitchell, a 1999 fellow of the fellowship program. as you know it is a custom of the committee's swearing in of witnesses so i ask you please stand and raise your right hand. do you swear the testimony you are about to give the subcommittee's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god? >> thank you. let it be noted that the record, in the record of of the witnesses answered in the affirmative. before we start i want you to know that your full statement will be made a part of the record, and i would like to remind you to please, limit your remarks to five -- to three minutes. sh

kid kaplan who was from my district, a feggetweight -- feather weight championship of the world and i think maybe most of the political legacy that jewish americans from connecticut have left this country. i think a lot about abraham ribbicoff. he was our governor, our senator, our congressman. and he faced not so quietly the prejudice that so many jewish americans faced as they entered into political life and commercial life throughout the last 100 years. he talked openly when he first ran for governor walking into social halls and hearing prejudice whispers throughout the room. and he talked about taking that prejudice head on. he would walk up to the podium and talk about the fact that he lived the american dream, as the son of polish immigrants, as a young guy who grew up in zipper factories and he was living the american dream. he is probably best known for a moment at the podium of the democratic national convention in 1968 when chicago police were outside treating protestors fairly roughly. he was the one member of the political elite to stand up on the podium and call them out