karate. "come at me, bro. for i know kara-tay. i could kill you with one toe.ld you like to find out which one?" harder to do than i thought. but trump is not concerned, tweeting, ( laughter ) wow, that was-- ( applause ) let me get this straight. so they suppress numbers, but first they made up the numbers, and the numbers don't even exist. can you imagine trump giving an alibi? ( as trump ) "it couldn't have been me, officer. i was asleep the whole time. plus i was at work. the crime didn't occur, and i don't exist! smoke bomb! i'm gone." ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ so the polls look bad for trump, but, i don't know. can i trust them? ♪ ♪ i've been hurt before. my psyche is still processing the feelings from election night 2016, and my liver's still processing the bourbon. ( laughter ) dare i love again? oh, who am i kidding? i can't stay mad at you, polls. you had me at "trump's losing." ( applause ) now, trump talked about his polling this afternoon in a press avail with the president of poland, andrzej duda. which is why we at "the late show" are declaring