kim kardashian, kourtney, kardashian and khloe kardashian and k'naan so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you've got to be kidding me. sweetie, help us settle this. i say this and this is called southern hospitality. well, i call it the clean getaway. [ scoffs ] you're both wrong. it's the freshy fresh. everyone knows that. i didn't know that. oh yeah, that's what they're saying now. [ female announcer ] nothing leaves you feeling cleaner and fresher than the cottonelle care routine. try them together. then name it on facebook. [ cheers and applause ]. >> if you'll be in the los angeles area and want to see the show go to jkl tickets.com. the new taurus is going to blow people away... starting with the guys who built it. i haven't driven it yet. i'm going to try take it easy and warm up slowly. hi. do you get car sick or anything? no, is that a challenge? no, no. so with the 2013 taurus i can pretty much voice command anything. pretty much. you're going to be able to change your radio station, make a phone call. all that you can do with just the sound of your voice. all of it? all of

we're here with the kardashians.his from the audience all night, but i'm wearing all of your -- many of your finger nail polishes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm wearing khloe had a little lam lam right there, follow me on glitter aa dorable. court is ready for a pedy. >> that's what i'm wearing. >> jimmy: and also kim-pleatly in love. >> that is some fashion statement. >> jimmy: how do you fit the namts on the polish? >> that's the most fun. i'm wearing my fuchsia looks bright. it's fun to come up with the names. >> jimmy: how many are there? >> a lot. >> we're coming out with our spring collection now. i think it's out now and eight more colors, we just launched. >> jimmy: who works the hardest of the three of you? who does the actually work? >> we all do in different ways. >> i'm the president. >> jimmy: does that mean you do the most work? because often times the president does not. >> we all actually are very controlling, very ocd and hands on. >> we all have different projects we're into, like nicole fro

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kim kardashian has not figured that word out yet.re no words i can say on this show that would really accurately communicate how i feel about that comment. i won't make it. >> joy: is it sacrilegious? >> it's two shades below bababooey. [ laughing ] >> you have a third reference. >> joy: howard stern is more popular than woody allen in this country, i think. >> i agree. >> joy: what do you say about that? >> ridiculous. two notches below bababooey. they're famous for being silly people. >> joy: maybe. i like them. i've interviewed them. i really like chloe in particular. she's a lot of fun. i like them. i think they have an appeal, these girls. >> they are a beautiful beautiful family. i think when you look at what the mother has been able to do, the brand, extensions that they've been able to build relevant say that they've been able to maintain, you can't dispute that. they have incredible marketing savvy, interesting family and not bad to look at. >> what did they do? invent color tv? >> joy: no, they did not invent color tv. >> t

have you been keeping up with the kardashians? barely keep up with the kardashians especially when they take cities. kim and kourtney took miami, then new york. they're going to take thousand oaks next, i don't know what they're going to take. give them a city and they'll take it or that one will [ bleep ] it. i -- [ laughter ] i am suspicious about this kim and kanye thing. >> jimmy: you are? >> i will tell you right to your face. i smell a rat. >> jimmy: let's take a quick break and we'll talk about your suspicions and your new talk show called "kathy." >> oh, that's right. >> jimmy: kathy griffin is here. more with kathy when we come back. ♪ i am stuck on band-aid® brand ♪ ♪ 'cause germs don't stick on me! ♪ [ female announcer ] band-aid® brand has new quiltvent™ technology with air channels to let boo boos breathe. [ giggles ] [ female announcer ] new quiltvent technology. only from band-aid® brand. [ female announcer ] new quiltvent technology. nice weather coming up today through this tuesday. evening. you don't have anythin

and kim kardashian had has a string of lows lately.tting down with oprah, she opens up. >> you're growing up. i feel like there's a level of maturity that happens with that. >> reporter: the reality show queen and the talk show queen, getting real. kim kardashian opening up to oprah. it's been a tumultuous couple of months. none more controversial than her firry tale wedding to kris humphries that ended just 72 days later. >> i feel like i've had an e f epiphany over the last year for what i've been through. a lot of my friends are the people i just love to sit and talk to and spend my time with, are wiser, a little bit older than me. >> reporter: one of those older people kardashian now leans on, her newest love interest, musician kanye west. the cozy couple have been seen almost everywhere since april enjoying the good life. taking in lakers games. hot spots. even jet setting to the cannes film festival. >> i love that my friends are even 20, 30 years older than me. before i used to, you know -- all my boyfriends were younger. i alwa

. >>> kardashian reality star. she opens up to oprah. for the first time, she talks about her relationship with kanye west. and what about that 72-day marriage? and oprah says, quote, her answer leveled me. >>> and man on a wire. with all the world watching, nik wallenda walks a wire as wide as 3 pennies, 20 stories up, across niagara falls and into history. >>> good morning, everybody. we got a little bit of news around here. one bianna golodryga celebrating her birthday yesterday. so, we want to wish you a happy birthday this morning. >> well, thank you. i didn't know you were going to do that. embarrassing me on tv. >> well, you're 23. >> 23. 22, dan. 22. >>> can we talk about nik wallenda last night? >> crazy. unbelievable. >> 33-year-old walks across niagara falls, making history. 1,500 feet. that's four football fields. he did it while he was interviewed by television. >> to me, that was the wildest part. >> incredible. >> and it sounded like he was taking a walk in the park. >> that's right. he's already on to the grand canyon. th

kim kardashian opening up to oprah.n a tumultuous several months that have seen her taking glaring hits in the spotlight. >> you don't think i feel bad? >> reporter: none more controversial than her firry tale wedding to kris humphries that ended just 72 days later. >> i feel like i've had an epiphany over the last year for what i've been through. and i am a changed person just from my own experiences. a lot of my friends are the people i just love to sit and talk to and spend my time with, are wiser, a little bit older than me. >> reporter: one of those older people kardashian now leans on, her newest love interest, musician kanye west. the cozy couple have been seen almost everywhere since april enjoying the good life. taking in lakers games. hot spots. even jet setting to the cannes film festival. >> i love that i'm with someone that's a couple years older than me. i love that my friends are even sometimes 20, 30 years older than me. before i used to, you know -- all my boyfriends were younger. i always dated five ye

kim kardashian opening up to oprah. it's been a tumultuous several months that have seen her take me g >> you don't think i feel bad? >> reporter: none more controversial than her fairy tale wedding to nba basketball player kris humphries that ended just 72 days later. >> i feel like i've had an epiphany over the last year for what i've been through and i am that changed person just from my own experiences. a lot of my friends are the people that i love to just sit and talk to and spend my time with are wiser, a little bit older than me. >> reporter: one of those older people kardashian now leans on, her newest love interest, musician kanye west. the cozy couple have been seen almost everywhere since april enjoying the good life, taking in lakers games and hot spots, even jetsetting to the cannes film festival. >> i love that i'm with someone that's a couple years older than me. i love that my friends are even sometimes 20, 30 years older than me. before i used to, you know -- all my boyfriends were younger. i always da

no, we don't do anything for ratings, kardashian replied.aid she knew the moment they moved in together that kris humphries was not right for her. still, she apologizes to him if her post-marriage comments hurt him. >> she denied it was a hoax. and she said she likes older men. good interview. >>> it's not often that our nbc colleague bob costas is left speechless. but take a look at this. it's costas interviewing webb simpson after his big win at the u.s. open. >> i got off to a slow start. but i knew that -- i knew -- >> always something to spice matters up. >> yeah. >> that guy who yanked him off the screen, the commissioner of the u.s. golf association. so much for security, though. >>> for some of you, now, your so much for security, though. >>> for some of you, now, your local news coming up next. pinch... and zoom... in your car. introducing the all-new cadillac xts with cue. ♪ don't worry. we haven't forgotten, you still like things to push. [ engine revs ] the all-new cadillac xts has arrived, and it's bringing the future forward. w

. >> from the kardashian family to the royal family. >> hi, ladies. breaking news on this set as you said when you walked up. >> that's right. we learned that basically the kardashian/kris humphries divorce trial has begun. kim's lawyer has flown there to do it. >> i have a friend who just went through a divorce and used her and she is excellent. >> on the interview with oprah last night when asked about could she see herself married to kanye west she hedged on that saying i'm not divorced yet, but -- >> it almost looked like she was about to say yes and stopped herself in the nick of time. she said they've always been attracted to each other. >> the kardashians did deliver good ratings to oprah. is this the best she's done? >> i think it was huge for her. of course, the first part was terrific in the ratings. last night -- the kardashians did not hold back. they talked about everything. kris jenner called the marriage a measly 72-day marriage. >> okay. let's talk about the daytime emmys. let's go there. we saw the piece sara did. there were stars we

. >> ♪ >> is that the kardashian on camera? you have to be kidding. they cannot get enough.ell the kids wanted a puppy but they can be really expensive. so to save money i just found them a possum. dad, i think he's dead. probably just playin' possum. sfx: possum hisses there he is. there's an easier way to save. geico. fifteen nunutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. >> you are watching abc 7's "good morning washington" with cynne simpson and steve chenevey. this is "good morning washington," on your side. >> check our top stories, a woman and an a-year-old died in a three-car crash last night in the fairfax. it happened around 11:00 on the highway at germantown. a 6-year-old was critically injured as well. another driver hospitalized. no word on what caused the crash, but it appears the woman was speeding. police searching for the man who shot and killed another man in a bus bay at the southern avenue metro station last night. trains did not stop at the station while police looked for clues. passengers should expect normal service this morning. jury

jamming to the sounds, oprah interviewed kim kardashian. she interviewed the entire family, and oprah asked if kanye -- this relationship with kanye felt like a permanent relationship to kim, and kim says, you know, she definitely feels like it. could there be wedding bells between kim and kanye when kim is officially divorced? what do you think? do you think they would make a good husband and wife, pam? >> we won't hazard a guess on that, but we guess no. >> all right. . >>> what about the requesting playboy" cover shoot? >> i was not there and would not have been there. i don't want to see the full monty. "access hollywood" was there, but sister girl is showing it all. she's ku78ing up on her 40th birthday. she looks absolutely fantastic. she's going to be turning 40. she says she feels more sexually free, more together now than she has ever felt. she hasn't done "playboy" in ten years. but when you've got the goods like that, why not? if it's for you, go ahead and do it. but for the record, shaun robinson was not there. >> she's looking

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that's a great thing for the kardashians. maybe a kardashian come and clean your house?hing we could together. quick break and we'll come back and see a clip from your new movie. the new movie is called "bel ami." more with christina ricci when we're back. we'll be right back. [ applause ] ♪ [ laughs ] whoo. ♪ oh. nice! great! [ laughs ] a shot like that calls for a postgame celebration. [ male announcer ] share what you love with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. they're gr-r-eat! kellogg's frosted flakes. of all the brands of cars being sold in america, one company goes further, ford. with plug-in hybrids projected to take you over 100 mpge, innovative ecoboost engines - combining power and efficiency, and technology that opens doors for you and practically parks itself, ford truly redefines how far a vehicle can go... so you can go further. ♪ >> dicky: this week on "jimmy kimmel live" -- andy samberg, the kardashians, adam carolla and edward norton plus music from edward sharpe and k'naan and dead sara. [ woman ] for the london olympic games, our town had a "bri

i think of kim kardashian as the stanley kubrick of sex tapes. they're awesome but she only does one per decade. >> johnny depp looking cool was honored with the mtv generation award then rocked out with the black cease. jodie foster looking hot as well. she presented the top prize to the "twilight" cast. she'll be 50 this year, believe it or not. and rob's favorite, jennifer aniston, who played in horrible bosses, got the best dirt bag award. >>> a 20-year-old who plays the ch cello has a big year to look forward to. >> miss usa 2012, rhode island! >> that's olivia copo, the new miss usa. she was asked about transgendered contestants. she said it would be fair for man who became a woman to be awarded miss universe. go rhode island. >>> a fifth grade student from minnesota is handling a full-proof absence note this morning. >> tyler missed school to see the president. the president wrote a note, dear mr. ackerman, please excuse tyler. he was with me. >> the best note he'll ever get. we'll be right back. what ? customers didn't like it. so why do

tomorrow night khloe, kourtney, and kim kardashian will be with us, as will honorary kardashian sistercarolla, and we'll have music from k'naan. and on thursday, edward norton, leighton meester, and music from dead sara. please join us for that. after seven years of study, our first guest is now officially a graduate of "saturday night live." his coming out party with dad adam sandler is the new movie, "that's my boy." it opens in theaters june 15th. please say hello to andy samberg. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's happening? >> hey. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i saw your movie today, it's very, very funny. probably the craziest of all the adam samberg movies. this one is even woerder than that. >> it's probably the craziest character i've ever seen and played. >> i will say i'm glad it was really good because i was worried about you because i heard you quit saturday night live which is a job -- you don't quit good jobs like that. >> it was a very difficult decision to make. a lot of people i told them that i had left and t

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it appeared to b an intimate photo by kim kardashian, put out by kanye.hoax. >> boy, that is something. >>> also ahead, we look inside -- they call it the fame game now. all of the kids who want to be stars, models. we're going to go inside the make-or-break auditions that can change their lives. a lot of sacrifices that families make. sometimes they make it. sometimes they don't. >> i wanted to be on "zoom." i remember going to the -- >> how did you do? >> apparently not well. but i remember my parents were kind of -- i don't know. it came to mind. >> you wanted to do it. >> i wanted to do it. this is a little different. >> "zoom" said no? >> yes. "zoom" said no. i didn't get the gig. >> i wanted to be clear. >> that's a shame. maybe one day. >>> also, katie couric joining us with a really special story. fascinating, really. a mormon star who is being called the best basketball player since lebron james. 6'9", of him. but why his next move could be something far greater to him than basketball. >>> all of your favorites from the "cars" movie, comes to lif

if it wasn't kim kardashian, it's about somebody else.t complicated thing now. >> it's a business now and we have to deal with it as a business. >> the old days if marilyn monroe is tweeting i'm sure the magic in marilould have died quickly. >> i don't think we would still be talking about her. >> the mystique. interesting people these days carries that mystique and jack nicholson haven't given a tv interview in 40 years and understandess is more. >> i haven't figured that out yet. >> thank god! because you're a good guest. >> thank you. >> you have something to say which is so unusual. >> i'm over the line and have to go with it. oceania. it's out now. what do you feel about this album? >> what's interesting about it in my life is, you know, i made some great albums in the '90s which became sort of like a mill stone around my neck. you'll never reach that height again and never do it and you need the old band. dah, dah, dah. i make an album and as good as those albums. the question is why did you stop making these kinds of albums? they c

i think of kim kardashian as the stanley kubrick of sex tapes. they're always brilliant but she only does one a decade. >> "twilight's" "breaking dawn" was the movie of the year. >> johnny depp looking cool was honored with the mtv generation award then rocked out with the black keys. jodie foster looking hot as well. she presented the top prize to the "twilight" cast. she'll be 50 this year, believe it or not. and rob's special gal pal, jennifer aniston, her foul-mouthed sex-crazed role in "horrible bosses," got the best dirt bag award. >>> a 20-year-old who plays the cello has a big year to look forward to. >> miss usa 2012, rhode island! >> that's olivia culpo, the new miss usa. she was crowned last night out in las vegas. for her interview questions she was actually asked about transgendered contestants. she said it would be fair for a man who became a woman to be named miss universe. >> culpo will represent the u.s. in the miss universe pageant. >> go rhode island. >>> a fifth grade student from minnesota is handling a full-proof absence not

te tengo algo de kim kardashian y de fanny lu, pero primero te cuento algo de paulina rubio. )) 5 secerder una demanda. ya han pasado 5 anos desde que paulina acuso a varias poroductoras de la television espanola de violar sus derechos e intimidad. las porductoras la habian senalado de haber mantenidoun romandce con unas modelos. )) 5 sec nats )) y pasando a otra nota, te cuento que kim kardashian le hace tremendo regalo a su novio kanye west. kim le regalo nadamas y nadamenos que un lamborghini con un valor de 750 mil dolares. este regalo fue debido por el cumpleanos numero 35 del rapero. )) 5 sec nats )) y la que ensena de mas, pero por accidente, es la guapa cantante colombiana fanny lu. te cuento que la interprete de fanfarron sufrio un penoso accidente con su vestuario durante un concierto. fanny lu traia puesto un traje muy diminuto y dejo al descubierto sus encantos por accidente. bueno, esto fue lo mas sobresaliente del mundo del entretenimiento. me despido no sin antes invitarte a que me sigas en las redes sociales. las paginas estan en pantalla. soy adriana lopez, y nos vemo

it's similar to what happens in the nba, but instead of a trophy, they get a kardashian sister. [ laughterbut the kings, it's been my life long dream to eat fruity pebbles out of the stanley cup. the kings have never won the cup before, a 45-year drought has been ended. i don't know how many care about it, but i do. they packed the staples center last night. everybody was well behaved but you wouldn't know that from the 11:00 news from the fox affiliate. >> they say it was a pretty decent calm celebration. and that celebration continues today and through the week. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dead is calm. some fans got emotional after the kings won. which is understandable, you follow a team for such a long time, sometimes you feel like it's never going to happen. but i thought this guy in particular really did a good job of explaining just how important this victory was for him personally. >> stanley cup champion 2012! >> i've been waiting for this my whole life. they won the cup two times in 1992 with the kings -- it's the best thing i've ever done. >> jimmy: well, hey, let's not get crazy. i

>> certainly kim kardashian. >> jimmy: kim kardashian. would you charge her extra? >> i would charge her by the pound. >> jimmy: let's see your model here. what is your name. >> evan. >> do you know what he's doing out there. >> sketching my butt. >> are you at all creeped out by this? >> no. >> have you ever been stumped by a butt. you look at it and can't sketch it? >> i married that one. it was the best butt i ever done. >> jimmy: you met your wife doing this. >> she was standing in line to get her butt done, i'm taking that one home. [laughs]. >> jimmy: wow. all right. i didn't realize you were allowed to do thatch the nba draft is going on right now. s a expected the number one pick was shoo si green burg of university of new york. no surprise there. i love watching the nba draft. there's a lot of drama, lot of time to kill which sometimes leads to fun stuff like this. espn reporter andy talking about some health issues from ohio state forward jared solinger. >> after the chicago predraft camp espn chad reported that medical reports were red flagged by a number

speaking of price, here's a photo kardashian and west really did tweet.lusive sneakers. a pair of which, was said to have sold on ebay for $90,000. apparently, there's nothing bogus about that booty. for "good morning america," chris connelly, abc news, los angeles. >> everybody wins. >>> we're going to turn to parents who think their babies are special and beautiful. all of us do. but some are taking the next step, pushing their kids in front of the camera for a shot at fame and fortune. a grueling process, with long odds. and abc's linsey davis went behind the scenes at a casting call, to see what kids have to go through for a chance to be a star. >> reporter: all of these kids want a shot at fame. >> i want to be a movie because i'm going to be famous. >> reporter: today, all 700 of them are about to get their big chance. >> i think i'm going to be a model. >> reporter: tell me what you want to be. >> an actor. >> reporter: why? >> because my mom says. >> i want to be a cover girl. even as far as victoria's secret. >> more than ever before, you know, e

if it wasn't kim kardashian, it would be somebody else.omplicated thing. >> it's a business now and we have to deal with it as a business. >> also the old days, marilyn monroe is tweeting. i'm sure she would have died quickly. >> i don't think we would still be talking about her. >> it's the mystique. you still carry that and people like jack nicholson haven't given an sbrinterview in 40 yea they understand less is more. you have something to say which is unusual. >> i am over the line. i have to go with it. >> me oceania. it's out now. what do you feel about this album? >> what's interesting about it in my life is i made great albums in the 90s which became sort of almost like a mill stone around my neck. you will never reach that height again. you need the old band. i makan album that is just as good, but wait a second. now the question is why did you stop making these kinds of albums and they can't understand the cultural aspects and being in the downturn and have fans start making it about the past and you find yourself reacting and re

. >> kris humphries is moving on past kim kardashian? >> she sort of looks like kim kardashian. we saw them on the beach last week. she looks like kim kardashian. he said, no, a neighbor. we just happened to be at the beach at the same time. now we find out they have been dating since january. >> so he has a tight one then? >> i guess he does. >> what is coming up tomorrow? >> tickets for everything. tickets to nicki minaj and many others. logon for details. >> georgia, thank you. >> thank you. >>> motorcycle riders start your engines. a poker run and motorcycle run is coming to fairfax this saturday. >> 8:00 is the start time. bright and early, riders should meet at the harley-davidson. registration fee is $20. all money collected goes to the -- mike o'meara is hosting the event and stopped by our studio to discuss why fisher house means so much to him. >> nobody has a better reputation than fisher house. bikers, i think as you know, raise a tremendous amount for charity. >> sure. >> and that is what it's about, the fisher house and we are excited about it. >> o'meara says abou