does kim kardashian deserve her success? i can't think of any criteria other than being a prostitute on video. >> four words, the duck of duck. >> there's nothing new with people wanting to keep up with the joness. today we have the joness as the kardashians. they are so unattainable. that wealth is un -- nobody realistically thinks they're going to have $50 million in their bank accounts tomorrow. that the way that they're going to try to do that is emulate the crazy and in some people's minds the disgusting things that kim kardashian did to attain that level of success. i don't know that it's about envy rather than substance. earn it. don't do what kim kardashian has done. >> i have to agree with what the president has done. you know what's a perfect example of this, "cribs." on mtv, if you've ever watched "cribs" it's athletes without any taste who hired the same person. if you walk into their house, white carpet, pool table, weird march bell sculptures. the athletes say, yeah, that's a thing that i've got -- >> they've b

believe it or not, kim kardashian, cover girl again on "life & style." only $2.99. she had the most miserable pregnancy documented by a reality show and she's surprising everyone by saying she wants to try for number two. >> kanye's not open. >> she said she's open to having a number two. >> open to having number two? >> i'm open to that. >> i have number two every morning. >> i'm totally open. >> i know you're not into girly baby things, but what do you think of baby george, prince george's little nursery room? isn't that cute and sweet? it's a little girly for me, but he is british. >> i don't care. >> why don't you care? >> i don't know. what's wrong with me? >> have you ever had a yearning at all in your loins for a child? >> oh, take off the child. >>> then we have "us weekly." jennifer aniston, always on the cover of "us weekly." they just change the headline every week. one week she's pregnant the other week she throws a birthday bash. >> for herself. nobody showed up. >> that's not true. she had cats there. >> we finally find out why kim kardashian has been

is khloe' the next stepping kardashian? >> i think they are going to step it up this season. >> "extra" with l the costing clues for the dimensi season. >> paula deen rumored to be on the list, but "us weekly" confirming she will not be on the show. geraldo rivera said thanks, but no thanks, saying he can't for a lot of reasons. former misbama, katherine webb and khloe kardashian both ryan newman nored to be in. >> would you ever do something tars"? >> hell no. i would be out in the first week. former bachlorette took the trophy. but the current bachlorette is not following in her step. >> i don't think it is for me. >> danica patrickonfirming she has been asked, and tone yen kanaan the. i would have this determined look on my face that wouldn't look very approachable. >> is a partridge tv mom next? >> i have been asked. no way. >> are the pros hoping or hinting? >> i w to dance with john stamos. >> bill clinton would be a great >> you can cast your vote nowm. >> tom cruise has the fate of mankind in his hands in his movie

. >> we finally find out why kim kardashian has been hiding in all this time. she's tortured by her body. >> now she feels how her instagrams feel. >>> fast lane brought to you by the toyota rav 4. >> we're heading to l.a. we could potentially have the biggest boy band ever being formed. ed shirren, zane mallek from one direction, johnny depp. >> what? >> yes. these three were all seen walking into a recording studio together, and also there was alexander deleon. you're a fan of him, right? he posted a photo of himself with johnny depp, zane mallek in the studio and said pirate lessons from the one and only. thank you for having us, mr. depp. >> you need to give up some of these jobs you got, getting the cool fame and chicks and money and stuff. pass the ball. >> you want to be in a boy band? >> no, i'm just saying they're hogging. they're acting, now they're singing. let us have some fun. >>> next in the fast lane, we go to my hometown of san diego. you remember ron burgundy from anchor man, right? >> will ferrell? >> ron burgundy is writing a memoir about his

. >> and everyone was there, drage, big shawn, kardashian after kardashian after not really a kardashianthat wasn't even the best part. >> leaving was the best part. they got insane parting gifts. >> yes, 150 probably already rich people that don't need them got gift bags worth about $1,000 each. what was in there? >> ipod speakers, 808 headphones, kardashian brand makeup. >> don't forget bottled water and socks and this weird spikey backpack thing and -- >> zebra print duct tape. what the hell do you want that for? >> i want zebra duct tape. it's awesome. >> you damn right it is. i'm so lonely. h, tmzebra, didn't we fire you? but back to kylie, does a 16-year-old need this kind of party? >> just feels wrong. go do something appropriate for a 16-year-old. >> that is what? >> get pregnant or something. i don't know. >> he's kidding. women should only get pregnant if they're deeply in love or trying to keep a man from leaving them. but he may have a point. >> how do you not grow up completely screwed up and entitled and the whole thing? >> you don't. i think they're all pretty screwed up.

new video, kardashian's post baby video message today.hasing her little sister. >> the perils of growing up kardashian. >> he goes with harrison ford. >> he is wearing wranglers. >> and what eddie sip ron is saying. >> i love "extra." >> hey, everyone, welcome to "extra" here at the grove. i am mario lopez. >> and i am maria menounos. coming up, all new clues to the next "dancing with the stars" cast including the truth about the paula deen rumor. >> top story. >> usher's fight to keep his son. his ex launching an all-out custody, saying the lack of supervision le near s in the pool.er fifth sunday. s in a i.c.u. after getting his arm stuck in a pool drain. he was in and out there for the accident but made it home in time to with h season. >> gushing about them. >> who dresses those two? >> i did. >> last year a judge awarded custody to the singer. now they will go before the judge friday for a an emergency hearing. former prosecutor loni coombs weighs in. >> a parent can go if and ask for a change if there is a pattern. i don't think ush

i guess that -- kim kardashian off. somebody sent you a card. who cares. >> i don't think it's a slam. >> katie did apologize saying i didn't mean to hurt her feelings. the gift is ygenuine and hopefully everything is fine. >> if you're kim kardashian, you have to have thick skin when it comes to that statement. >> one of them has thicker skin than the other, that's all i'm saying. >> bruce jenner. >> looks like women i've dated. looks like an old lesbian. >> looks like women you've dated? >> not recently, but i had a rough year. what's your name, ellen? it's fine. >> it's bruce. >> okay. whatever. >> all right, thanks, l.a. now i have the most important kardashian news. over the weekend it was kim' sister's birthday. she celebrated her sweet 16 birthday party. kim kardashian wasn't there but she did her normal i'm going to do a video and show you from here on up because i don't want to show my stomach right now. drake performed, big sean was there. if i had a sweet 16 party, this is how i'd want to do it. >> this is the first time big sean has

. >> drake, big shawn, kardashian after kardashian after not really a kardashian.ut that wasn't even the best part. >> leaving was the best part. >> yes, 150 probably already rich people that don't need them got gift bags worth about $1,000 each. what was in there? > ipod speakers, 808 headphones, kardashian makeup. >> socks, this weird spikey backpack thing and -- >> zebra print duct tape. what the hell do you want that for? >> i want it. >> it's made from real zebras which is horrifically cruel. does a 16-year-old need this kind of party? >> just feels wrong. go do something appropriate for a 16-year-old. >> that is what? >> get pregnant or something. i don't know. >> he's kidding. women should only get pregnant if they're deeply in love or trying to keep a man from leaving them. but he may have a point. >> how do you not grow up completely screwed up and entitled and the whole thing? >> you don't. i think they're all pretty screwed up. we established that. >> oh, right. good point. so congrats on living to 16, kylie. can't wait until the sex tape. yeah! >> orios

believe it or not, kim kardashian, cover girl again on "life & style." only $2.99.had the most miserable pregnancy documented by a reality show and she's surprising everyone by saying she wants to try for number two. >> kanye's not open. >> she said she's open to having a number two. >> open to having number two? >> i'm open to that. >> i have number two every morning. >> i'm totally open. >> i know you're not into girly baby things, but what do you think of baby george, prince george's little nursery room? isn't that cute and sweet? it's a little girly for me, but he is british. >> i don't care. >> why don't you care? >> i don't know. what's wrong with me? >> have you ever had a yearning at all in your loins for a child? >> oh, take off the child. >>> then we have "us weekly." jennifer aniston, always on the cover of "us weekly." they just change the headline every week. one week she's pregnant the other week she throws a birthday bash. >> for herself. nobody showed up. >> that's not true. she had cats there. >> we finally find out why kim kardashian has been hidin

. >> i have to live the rest of my life with the kardashian -- >> the kardashians will outlive me.s even worse. >> bruce jenner will you. . >> only parts of bruce jenner. [laughter] we lot lionel richie . did you see that video of lady gaga meditating naked? >> he thinks about it for a econd. she is rubbing her -- all over hat thing. >> oh! thank you so much. >> coming up -- >> so male model, michael claims he is actually the father of kourtneys son -- >> it is not seeping. it is pouring out. plus solja boy doing very well. >> carrying $2,500 and his bank >> "tmz" presents ginormous, earth-shattering, mind-exploding news. scott disick is not the father of mason disick. what the dude in the stupid hat is claiming. he is who? to shoot with kourtney kardashian in 2008 -- >> which he claims led to a rendezvous in glendale, california, where you will find else in the country because -- >> glendale is a hotbed for armenians.literally, there are armenians now in glendale then armenia. >> i actually believe his story now. >> why? >> because it happened in glendale. >> it is a city full of

i guess that -- kim kardashian off. somebody sent you a card.s. >> i don't think it's a slam. >> katie did apologize saying i didn't mean to hurt her feelings. the gift is ygenuine and hopefully everything is fine. >> if you're kim kardashian, you have to have thick skin when it comes to that statement. >> one of them has thicker skin than the other, that's all i'm saying. >> bruce jenner. >> looks like women i've dated. looks like an old lesbian. >> looks like women you've dated? >> not recently, but i had a rough year. what's your name, ellen? it's fine. >> it's bruce. >> okay. whatever. >> all right, thanks, l.a. now i have the most important kardashian news. over the weekend it was kim' sister's birthday. she celebrateder sweet 16 birthday party. kim kardashian wasn't there but she did her normal i'm going to do a video and show you from here on up because i don't want to show my stomach right now. drake performed, big sean was there. if i had a sweet 16 party, this is how i'd want to do it. >> this is the first time big sean has been spotte

the serious side of kim kardashian. >> i do think it is a problem. we are undertaking a project next year, the kind of project inspired by the works project to have the team across the country of writers, artists, documentarians, photographers to document poverty in this country. it is the 40th anniversary of the book "the other america." we have this human-resources, people who want to do the project. they can do it in a way to tell the human stories. human stories are key. we can use the human stories to tell the story about the structural problems of poverty in the country so it has more than just a human interest quality. it could lead to change. it could lead to hearings. politically, it has resonance. millions of people are now squeezed in the middle class. they are feeling a check or two away from near poverty. there is more openness to think hard about what has happened in a country that is the richest country in the world. this is where we try to reset the and narrative -- reset the narrative, the idea that america is. . it is not broke. our

is khloe the next toe-stepng kardashian? the ballroom battle gettin bigger, better, hotter. >> i think they are going to step it up this season. >> " "extra" with all the costi clues for "dancing's" season 17. >> paula deen rumored to be on the list, but "us weekly" confirming she will not be on the show. geraldo rivera said thanks, but no thanks, saying he can't for a lots of reasons including a bad foot. khloe kardashian, former miss alabama, katherine webb both rumored to be in. >> would you consider it? >> you never kevnow, we' see. >> is tyra banks's next top move on the dance floor. >> would you ever do something like "dancing with the stars"? >> hell no. i would be out in the first week. >> melissa rycroft took e trophy, but it doesn't look like the current bachelorette is following in r steps. >> i don't think it is for me. lio and tony canaan on the dance floor. >> danica patrick confirming she has been asked, and tony kanaan there. i would have this determined look on my face that wouldn't look very approachable. >

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amid rumors of drug and marital problems, is this a cry for help from khloe kardashian's husband? >>> and honest answer. an ex-con allegedly takes a taxi to try to rob three banks in a row before he's nabbed. and this morning, he has a very funny exit line. >> are you sorry you did it? >> no. i'm sorry i got caught. >> got to love an honest criminal. >>> good morning. and happy labor day weekend. also coming up this morning as we kick off this holiday weekend, a warning on the beaches. a spike in stingray injuries, making even the toughest of tough guys writhe in pain. there he is, after a stingray attack. he looks tough. but it hurts. >> some beaches have activated stingray treatment centers. >>> can you believe it was 16 years ago today that princess diana died in a car crash in paris. so many years later, she is still one of the most talked about women in the world. we'll look how her image has evolved through the years, as details come out about her life and her untimely death. >>> america on the verge of a possible attack against syria. overnight, u.n. weapons inspectors left

there's a lot of problems between khloe kardashian. we're told it's not the cheating. it's the crack. >> it's the crack and it didn't work out? weird. usually you do crack and things work out. that's strange. >> miley cyrus got super nasty at last night's mtv video music awards. she eis just getting wild. her twerking goes full-on hard core at this point. >> you know who's not loving that performance?

the problem with blackberry, i've fallen prey to this, more bad bottoms than a kardashian fami family -- >> oh. take them all down. >> i thought the realtime scoop that scott had on the air, and i was on set that day, we were watching the stock just rocket

learn more at purinaone.com >> president apparently thinks kim kardashian is a bad influence. in an interview today president obama says quote change in culture has distorted view of the american dream focusing now on material excess. when he was a teenager he says kids weren't monitoring every day what people lick kim kardashian was wearing or where kanye west was going on vacation. the president has criticized the reality show culture in general and the kardashian family specifically. first lady has told reporters her husband doesn't like his daughter watching keeping up with the kardashian. doesn't like the influence. >> 4-year-old boy has become the youngest person ever to be electedas mayor. bobby tough worldwide attention after being elected to second term yesterday. in minisociety it only has a pop litigation of 28 people. but thousands cast symbolic balance let by donating 1 dollar at weekend festival. his stand on ice cream tough to beat no. formal government so the role is ceremony. bobby had tough competition from lastment entry that was a pet lizard. but stand on i

kardashian got clothes now?esbut she ise people would sigh, why the hell would she try this? she trying to start a baby clothing line. she just had that dmn by yesterday and already talking about a baby clothing line. is everything for sale with kim kardashian? everything is for sale, man. okay we saw her in the video and on kris jenner's show the other day, but only from the neck up. she is probably sewing clothes then. they say the clothes come in small, medium and baby gap big. >> and cross colors. >> i thought that was color blocking, honey. >> like the designer couldn't make a decision. orange, green, blue -- >> i tell you what, i them all together. >> taking his blood pressure on his arm. >> okay you woke up late, still got your pajamas on. >> i love you, you love -- >> this is silk. that damn shirt came with a hat! >> and the pnts. >> that's okay. >> and shoes. >> seemyou know, like this. >> and not a kim kardashian. [ female announcer ] when you asked us to remove high fructose corn syrup from yoplait or

kardashian,ourtney the mother of mason. which one of these men is the father?t's time to find out right now the harvey povich show. >> remember this male model a paternity case saying he might be the father. he knocked upimed kourtney in 2009 after meeting and he'sphoto shoot the baby's daddy and he demanded a d.n.a. test. and scott went to a private d.n.a. center, had it done. we have a copy of the lab results. >> results are in. the response is killing us, so it.s get to in the case of mason disick, the boy who looks exactly like scott disick and nothing like this male model, drum roll, please. scott, you are the father. >> congratulations, scott! and remember d.n.a. tests are 99.99% accurate so what do you think about that, michael? there'su're telling me a chance. >> .01% chance so the male model is going to have to accept this. >> the male model is not accepting it. toand it's because they went an independent d.n.a. lab. >> he's saying they probably video, paid off the lab to be on the show. actuallyn, that's totally a fair point. any solutions? judge orde

the kardashians versus the obamas. cris j kris jenner is firing back. >> shaq, lindsay lohan.ity couple name. >> shohan. kim kardashian and kanye west. >> this is sweet 16. one of the biggest birthday parties you have. and they didn't even show up. >> let's see what's going on in dallas. >> k-fed got hitched. kevin federline went to the hard rock hotel and he eloped with his baby mama victoria prince. >> she's actually a very, very pretty girl. >> yeah. he proposed on monday and got married on tuesday. >> did he do the elvis thing? >> obviously. >> what's weird is britney is starting her biggest show. since she's there she thought she might as well start a lucrative business on the side. i don't know how lucrative this will be. the meatball industry. >> i love meatballs. >> i thought the only [ bleep ] were cheese puffs. >> they're known for having six different types of meatballs. she's going to have some of her own, i suppose. >> i love it. >> yeah, but what's she going to name them? >> toxic? >> you can't -- >> not a good one. >> nothing comes out when you say the name. lik

katie: i think you should do the kardashians. name the kardashian kids as well as the name of their mother. are you ready for that? >> kris. katie: ok. >> kourtney. katie: nice job. >> kim. kim. kim. katie: yes. >> khloe. >> rob. katie: nice. nice. nice. >> who can't talk english. >> troy, that is embarrassing. that is embarrassing. >> i couldn't have got that for $10 million. katie: well played, 9-7 the swamp people" win. nice. very, very nice. >> all thanks to the kardashians. all right. nice job. thank you guys. you were great. when we come back why the rural reality phenomenon has exploded and the very latest on your favorite shows from honey boo boo [ male announcer ] yoknow what's so awesome ababout the internet? it gets more and more entertaining every day. and once you've got verizon fios, that's when you get it -- how 100% fiber optics takes your entertainment to ridiculous levels. i was streaming videos, movies, music. once i realized how fast it was, that's when i got it. [ male announcer ] want to upgrade your enterta

>> kris jener is here answering every kardashian rumor. the calling's lead singer abducted andeld at gunpoint. >> did you think they were going to kill you? >> and kim k's friend beaten over his half million dollar watch. >> dick van dyke's miracle escape from a car crash. how he survived. a headline news anchor targeted with death threats. her scary brush with a crazed jodi arias fan. was lindsey ratings gold or poison for oprah? >> i am my own worst enemy. >> and chicago fire's secrets and spoilers. >> they call me the new george clooney. >> hey everyone, welcome to "extra" here at the grove, i am mario lopez. >> i am maria menounos. three stars attacked and all are lucky to be alive today. >> first, you want to talk about luck, a tourist is alive in big part due to dr. oz. >> a new york cab jumped a curb and plowed into a crowd. >> horror on a manhattan sidewalk. a runaway taxi plowing through a crowd near rockefeller plaza. dr. oz racing into the scene, jumping into the middle of it. this cab jumped a curb and hit several people, inclu

someone that watches a kardashian episode or two i knew what he was saying.the old news reels from hollywood and we have always been looking up to people and aspiring to things a lot of us could never reach. >> it's more accessible now. >> i have another one i'll save for next week when you guys come back. >> thanks matt. >> we're going to be back right after this. ready? happy birthday! it's a painting easel! the tide's coming in! this is my favorite one. it's upside down. oh, sorry. (woman vo) it takes him places he's always wanted to go. that's why we bought a subaru. (announcer) love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. [ female announcer ] it balances you... [ water crashing ] ...it fills you with energy... and it gives you what you are looking for to live a more natural life. in a convenient two bar pack. this is nature valley... delicious granola bars made with the best ingredients in nature. nature valley. nature at its most delicious. >>> we are back at 8:46. store shelves are filled with skin care products promising to make us look years younger whi

listen to what he said during an interview with the amazon where he was talking abt kim kardashian andtier west'' there is a shifting culture he says kids are monitoring every y when kim kardashian is wearing or went where st was going on vacation thinking somehow that was the mark of success. mr. president that is like king kiddie from a baby to site they named their baby northwest in the mainstream media watches with the fst lady is watching just as much as tim kardashian and the first lady was on the cover of vogue twice as we don't count them headlights when she got ratings earlier this year does this make you at all uncomfortable to iticize a lavish lifestyle when you live in a fair size house yourself like a big airplane flight 134 rounds of golf since becoming president and by the way i don't need to remind you that you leave on saturday for the eight day vacation for martha's vineyard we state the $8 million estate but tt is hell least a gesture on your part is stepping down a little bit because that $21 million mansion you normally use was not available but it is one-third of

. >> you can never remember what kim kardashian did in the first place that you know who kim kardashian is but there she is. and now you know who she is so whatever she does, then you got to cover it i feel captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: welcome to the report. good to have you with us. nation... >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: please, sit down, everybody. please, we've got to get going. folks, nation, lock your doors and board up your windows because america is in a state of panic. i hope you're wearing a clean diaper because the united states government in cooperation with cable news has once again taken us to code brown. jim? >> high alert. is an attack imminent? >> americans have been put on notice. they may not be safe this month. >> a global travel alert is now in effect for all americans around the world. that's after sources say there's growing intelligence that al-qaeda is planning an attack. as a preca

to his right baby mama kourtney kardashian super-imposed over the image of -- >> that's better. >> nokim is second from the left. kidding! but seated next to her -- >> he added kris humphries in there. >> that's the best part of the whole picture! >> no, no, no. the best part of the whole picture is that he didn't make kris humphries judas. he made kendall jenner jewish. >> one of us amongst us has already betrayed me in night. >> who, who, who can it be? >> judas! want a beverage! >> i don't they he knew. >> he knew what he was doing. >> why do you suppose kendall's judas? >> she will steal it from kim. >> interesting, rather byzantine move from scott disick. >> he didn't make it? >> no, he didn't make it. >> she did everything. >> why are you ruining this? >> i'm just saying i don't believe scott disick knows how to instagram. >> i had so much fun sunday. i researched it and went wait that's judith and kendall. i was so excited about it. >> that's what you did a whole sunday for you?s0 >> sounds like a party! thanks thanks, scott and kendall and thank you, kris! >> i like painting!

>> i'm darsh luga. >> i'm a show girl. >> i'm the kardashian kim kard?ans the life, baby. >> people like to cling on. >> who are you and what is this? >> you hit on women that way? >> you're not hitting on me yet. you should. >> if it gets cold enough. >> you guys are awe couple. you must be proud. >> i'm so proud. >> is it hot in there? >> yes, very hot. >> i can't breathe in this thing. >> you're a fanatic, basically? >> i'm not just requesting an explanation, i'm demanding one. >> what attracts you guys to star trek? >> i like spaceships and aliens, but the overall message of accessing diversity. >> it's a hopeful future, where there's no poverty, there's equality. >> science fiction is humanity's hope. >> star trek did come out as the peace era. >> i think it's healthy to have an escape, someplace you can go and just focus on the goodness in life. >> you're now most known for the james bond series. >> yeah. >> the villain. >> should i smash your head? >> you can let go now. >> are you proud that you're trekkies? >> i am very proud. >> do you think yo

kim kardashian was born rich.m-hmm. >> and then she got famous. but she already had the rich going. there was no work that came into just being born into that home. what did kim do if she's the hardest working woman in the whole world? >> it takes a lot of work to tweet that many selfies during the day. >> and take shots of your boobs? look at my new haircut. >> instagram is just back-breaking. >>> well, switzerland was 7with oprah.ntil they made war you do not mess with oprah. apparently oprah was in zurich. went to a pricey boutique. the handbag she wanted to see was a $38,000 handbag. >> it did nothing for oprah, though. >> seriously. >> the sales clerk wouldn't show it to her. >> let's see. i didn't have my eyelashes on. but i was in full oprah winfrey gear. and she says to me, no, no, no, you don't want to see that one, you want to see this one, because that one costs too much. you would not be able to afford that. much. you're probably right. i can't afford it. i walked out the store. >> how dare she disresp

. >> you can never remember what kim kardashian did in the first place that you know who kim kardashian but there she is. and now you know who she is so whatever she does, then you got to cover it i feel

we start with life and style where khloe kardashian is getting a $75 million divorce but she deservestter. >> than $75 million? >> yep. don't know how that's possible. >> it's all possible. check out these pictures that just came out of lamar meeting his buddies at a gas station and they put his suitcases in the trunk of his car. either khloe kicked him out, he is on the run or he is trying to get rid of the underwear of the other women he slept with. >> kate middleton is shoving the baby in a kardashian's face. >> there should be a bubble caption like oh, you're not going to have one of these now are you? >> jessica's diet disaster. >> the shirt didn't come in that color? that's just food stains? interesting. >> heading over to okay mag zeezee magazine. >> this is perfect proof that they make stuff up. >> it's like the girl who cried wedding. all i got to say is i never want to see jennifer anniston's pinterst board. >> and generjen bought him a $1 million gift. >> that's an expensive pair of handcuffs. >> this week when joining our favorite family, mamma june did more than prep. thi

. >> you can never remember what kim kardashian did in the first place that you know who kim kardashian is but there she is. and now you know who she is so whatever she does, then you got to cover it i feel captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the show, everybody. welcome to the report. good to have you with us. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much ( cheers and applause ). thank you, ladies and gentlemen. nation, let's get straight to the top story tonight-- me. ( laughter ) the world is abuzz over last night's show. it was my third annual colbchella concert series and it was without a doubt the third time we have done it. ( laughter ) my star-studded video tribute to the song of the summer lit up the twittersphere, though i do have to say, i am a little hurt that not nearly enough people have congratulated me on the height of my chorus line kick with the rockettes. ( cheers and applause ). yes. i am deeply hurt in that i believe i tore my hams string. ( laughter ) n

. >> you can never remember what kim kardashian did in the first place that you know who kim kardashians but there she is. and now you know who she is so whatever she does, then you got to cover it i feel >> oh my god! oh, oh! [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> daniel: that's why you should always hug trees at the base. [laughing] >> daniel: welcome to tosh.o. as most of you know i'm a big duke lacrosse fan. always have have been. tonight we magically pull another redemption out of our ass. i give you something worst than penny's for halloween and i show videos of you assaulting each other now let's see why you shouldn't climb trees ar trees r puberty. >> ahh! >> what happened?

kim kardashian's baby girl is making her world debut. and she's a real cutie pie.e first look at baby girl north. kanye showed the picture on kim's mom's new talk show. >> i pray that she looks like her mother when she's ordinarily. >> chris also tweeted the photo, meet north west. no question, she is one adorable child. she's the hero bookkeeper being praised for talk an armed madman into surrendering. and antoinette tuft got a big thank you from at the present time. >> i appreciate you, too, but i learned from the best, the best president in the world. the heart felt moment was seen on cnn. it's pandemonium as more than 18,000 fans of the boy band one direction flood the streets around rockefeller plaza in new york city. screaming teenagers packed two city blocks on the today show. the pop group didn't disappoint. [ music ] >>> and can you really get a body like this by eating pete sacks, bread sticks, and chocolate mousse? >> i just weighed in this morning. i've lost 16 pounds. >> we found mary chowing down in west l.a. she's on a diet where you eat mostly itali

. >>> just ahead, katie couric gives kim kardashian a baby gift and gets a nasty message in return. >>> plus, when one of the dynastieeae chief ducks crashes a party, the fun really starts. >>> for much of the summer, we talked about how warm and beautiful it was in alaska. especially central alaska. today it looks like not the case. temperatures have come down in the 60s in fairbanks. 61 in anchorage and a chance of rain out there today. no such luck in areas of the west where once again it's going to be very hot. could be a few monsoonal afternoon storms. they don't have a lot of rain with this. maybe strikes of lightning out there with that, too. salt lake city to vegas. phoenix, 110. so you continue your very hot streak and excessive heat warnings in effect because at night the temperature hasn't really come down that much. even as we look at tomorrow, the same story out there. as far as the forecast goes. so not breaking too many records out west. just not getting a lot of relief. >> if you are in phoenix or las vegas you probably want to stay ooin doors to do some stuff like see

kids were not monitoring every daa what kim kardashian was wearing or would he was going on vacation,g that somehow that was the mark of success. mr. president, criticizing those two is like making -- taking candy from the baby. they named their baby northwest. the mainstream media is wating what the first lady herself is wearing just as much as i watched kim kardashian. mrs. obama on the cover of vogue magazine not once but twice, and we don't even count the number of headlines generated when she got banks earlier this year. does it make you at all uncomfortable to criticize a lavish lifestyle when you're living in a pretty fair sized house yourself riding around in a mighty big airplane and plain 134 rounds of golf since becoming president by the way, i don't need to remind youour leaving saturday for in a day vacation to martha's vineyard where you will stay at about an $8 million state. but that s at least -- that is at least a gesture on your part, stepping down a little bit because the sequester is at work . that $21 million mansion you normally use and stayt just was not availa

. >> you can never remember what kim kardashian did in the first place that you know who kim kardashianbut there she is. and now you know who she is so whatever she does, then you got to cover it i feel captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. i don't blame you for being so happy tonight, folks, this is a huge night. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, okay. as you know every year on the report i hold a summer concert series called colbchella. [ cheers and applause ] and year after year, it is always headlined by the hottest names in music. dr. pepper. t-mobile wireless and of course pepsi, the official drink of "we don't have coke, is pepsi okay?" well, folks, this year the antiestablishment convention destroying rock-and-roll ethos is brought to you by hyundai. the silent "y" stands for youth marketing. in fact, they've even given me a sizable check in exchange for which i promise to

for millions on their hit show "keeping up with the kardashians."spn is reporting odom is in a hotel room, dealing with an alleged drug addiction. >> this is something that khloe has been keeping a secret from her family, and she recently came clean, and they're really trying to help lamar. >> reporter: several news outlets including tmz and "people" suggest odom has been leading a double life, allegedly hiding a drug problem for two years, even while playing in the nba. odom has also been dogged by seemingly daily tabloid headlines accusing him of cheating on kardashian. this morning, tmz reports kardashian threw the 33-year-old nba star out of their house after he rejected an attempt at intervention. >> khloe was recently snapped at the gym not wearing her wedding ring, and that further fueled rumors that the two were splitting. >> reporter: late monday odom's agent responded to reports that the star had gone missing telling espn "lamar is not missing. his wife knows exactly where he is." he declined to address use of drug use. the l.a. clippers a

. >> we like the kendall and kylie line by the kardashians. >> it's about brand and what everybody else is wearing. >> you don't want a bad label across your chest. >> that's so hard. >> reporter: the teens may be keeping up with the kardashians but keeping up with the ever changing taste of teens has proven to be a difficult task for many retailers. for "nightly business report," i'm courtney regan in new jersey. >>> and then when those teens are ready for college, they may be looking for alternative ways to pay for college. as marry thompson tells us in the second part of our series, one way to pay may be as easy as following the crowd. >> reporter: there are some in the college crowd turning to crowd funding to pay their way through school. >> i raised $20,000. >> reporter: the $20,000 coming from investors jennifer convinced to put their money to work in her. >> after i graduate with my bachelors degree i plan on attending graduate school to be an occupational therapist. >> reporter: school craft founded her, a platform where approved applicants who need funds to finish school or st