kim kardashian, a picture of me taking a picture of kim kardashian. only pictures are pictures of me in it. of which i don't get a penny. i have to up my game. because as of now i've made, hold on, let me calculate this. umm, zero dollars. today is the last day to get pictures for the magazines before they close the issues. so i'm doing everything i can to try to get a few more pictures that might make me some money. i just got a tip from giles that reese witherspoon is in a house in rickwood. so we're booking over there right now. another very exciting day, as you can see. hanging out with 15 of my closest friends, waiting for reese witherspoon to come out of that house. we know she's in there because some of that -- >> thoo that guy drove by and said you guys go home. >> yeah, somebody is coming. >> here she comes. >>. [ horn honking ] >> so she's driving away. all these guys are following her to get more pictures of her. they've already gotten in their cars. they're all going to trail her to the next place. probably the best picture i've gotten the

thank you, kim kardashian. okay, so maybe i'm not going to make a career out of being a paparazzo, but the job's not going anywhere. because whether we like the way they work or not, we all keep buying what they're selling. >> now, the scandal is, woof, that miley cyrus, oh, she is too much, honey. >> i think justin bieber's working his way down. >> wagging the butt, that's a bit much. >> tom, chris, and katie holmes, i never miss one of those stories. >> her father should have got up on the stage and pulled her down by her ear. >> she was like america's sweetheart and then she was like under his wrap. >> but she's still cute and she's very talented, yeah. >> morgan, how long do you want to live? >> long as i can. >> three, two, one. >> hello? >> hello. >> how long do you want to live? 100 years? 500 years? how about 1,000 years? it sound crazy, but a growing number of people believe in the future death will become a thing of the past. >> how does it feel to be immort immortal? >> they believe that one day with

thank you, kim kardashian.not going to make a career out of being a paparazzo, but the job's not going anywhere. because whether we like the way they work or not, we all keep buying what they're selling. >> now, the scandal is, woof, that miley cyrus, oh, she is too much, honey. >> i think justin bieber's working his way down. >> wagging the butt, that's a bit much. >> tom, chris, and katie holmes, i never miss one of those stories. >> her father should have got up on the stage and pulled her down by her ear. >> she was like america's sweetheart and then she was like under his wrap. >> but she's still cute and she's very talented, yeah. >>> morgan, how long do you want to live? >> as long as i can. >> ready? >> yeah. >> three, two, one. >> hello. >> hello. >> how long do you want to live? 100 years? 500 years? how about 1,000 years? it sounds crazy, but a growing number of people believe that in the future death will become a thing of the past. >> how does it feel to be immortal? >> they believe that one day, w

the kardashian conquest. the taking of america, only on pbs. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the race for mayor of toronto is really starting to heat up. last night the candidates had a debate on city tv. tonight they participated in a forum at rierson university. most of the focus was on mayor rob ford. students were booing mayor ford, but he stood his ground and hit them with a lot of tough questions. he didn't crack. you understand that? what i found most interesting is that sometimes i talk too fast, i'm sorry. there are around 40 mostly unknown candidates running for mayor in toronto. so city news invited all of them and this will explain why i said rob ford looked like jfk compared to some of the other a candidates he's running against. >> first of all, if i become a mayor, i can guarantee i won't screw up the city because i'm too lazy to do anything. >> i'm a dominatri. i stand for discipline and a respect. >> we have one more candidate. al gore. you have some thoughts about the police force, too, daniel? oa >>

how would you get to kim kardashian? like, where would you start? >> seth: oh, my god.d watch, like -- like, like -- i would watch, like, burt reynolds in like, "smokey & the bandit." >> yeah. okay. >> seth: with like, him and dom deluise and then that would lead me to, like, morgana, the kissing bandit. >> okay. >> seth: and that would lead me to kim kardashian. [ laughter ] >> that's, like, really fast. >> seth: really fast. sometimes i don't have a lot of time. >> exactly. >> seth: and obviously, i have things to do. so -- >> yeah. >> seth: you know, i won't -- i'll make 'em a over -- overtortured connections. so "anchorman 2." >> mm-hmm. >> seth: this is the movie that you just released a new version of that has like, seven -- over 700 more new jokes. >> yes. >> seth: in places where there were jokes before. >> well, you know, adam mckay and will ferrell write those movies and adam mckay directs it. and you know. you've worked with them. >> seth: yes. >> they're -- like, the funniest people in the world. >> seth: yes. they're both like, nice human beings and then th

scouts that khloe kardashian is at a restaurant with her mom. lamar? >> allegedly lamar odom has an addiction and khloe is on the verge of leaving him. whether that's true or not, nobody actually really knows for sure, but inside of every magazine this week there's some story pertaining to khloe kardashian, so it's a big one to get. >> should i try and stay back or should i get out of the car? >> it draws too much attention to yourself, so it's better to just sit in the car. >> i'm looking. i'm looking. >> backdoor. >> backdoor. >> oh, wait. >> let them part, please. please. >> get out the way. >> all right. another world indeed and that's just one of the worlds that morgan goes inside. from college athletics to cryogenics to cyberspying, watch morgan spurlock "inside man" the season premiere tomorrow 10:00 p.m. eastern time right here on cnn. >>> also happening tomorrow, the premiere of anthony bourdain's "parts unknown" first up anthony goes to india where a train ride up the himalayans improves his grumpy mood. >> truth be told, i'm an angry

another lady who's working hard -- something like that -- is kim kardashian.le tired these days. >> come on! kardashian admitted to having some exhaustion on her way in to an early morning workout. she's been struggling through some nights dealing with baby north. girl, i know the feeling. welcome to motherhood and to humanity. >> in addition to being a mom, she's helping to plan her wedding to kanye west, which is next month. the couple will get some relaxation on their honeymoon. kim says north is not coming with them. no word on where the honeymoon is going to be. >> here's the thing -- it's easy to hate on her and be like, come on, you should know what motherhood's all about. i give her credit for getting up and not having 45 nannies deal with the baby overnight. she could easily be like, i'm sleeping -- >> what they do behind the scenes we don't know -- >> this is her way of connecting. [ crying ] >> you know that sound very well. >> i do. it's probably happening in my house right this moment. >> as we speak. and your poor guy is handling it. >> yes, he i

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looking good. >> so fast, incredible. >> there's a kardashian joke there somewhere. at khloe's house. real housewife gets ready for summer. grooming tips from teresa giudice. i got a million of them. let's hope kanye never has to see this. oh. >> we hang now. bye. bye. >> then, get to work. >> okay. >> very fast, eh? >> all those good bits, the lungs, kidneys, they get cooked slowly in fat with garlic, chili pepper, a little wine. is the meat also, what, the liver? [ speaking foreign language ] >> so, it's all of its interior? >> all of the interior with a little bit of fat. >> fat. it's like pork confit. >> yeah. >> oh, that's pretty. meanwhile, the intestinal casings get filled with blood and gently poached until creamy, bloody delicious. and a nice spread of homemade cured meats, local cheese and homemade wine. let the party begin. so, what do we have here? let's identify these products. cappicola? >> cappicola. >> that's the slice -- >> prosciutto. lardo. >> pancetta? oh, that looks good. >> the cheese is local, provolone. this is the ricotta and just cooked in t

. >> inside of every magazine this week, there's some story pertaining to khloe kardashian. >> should out of the car? >> draws too much attention to yourself. better to sit in the car. >> i'm looking. i'm looking. >> back door. wait. oh, wait. get out the way. >> and interesting. my next guest says some of today's photographers do that job for money and not necessarily for the art. ron galila is a legendary celebrity photographer and captured this iconic photo. everyone knows that photo. just one of many legendary photos that he's taken over a span of 50 years and it's also the cover of his book "jackie, my obsession." and his new book, "pop, rock and dance" features more iconic photos. oh so great to see you. appreciate your time. >> thank you, fredericka. >> okay. so, you know, morgan spurlock finds out what it is to be a celebrity photographer but is that what it was to be a paparazzo in your day? you've been called the king or the godfather of paparazzi. this is a very different kind of animal these days, isn't it? >> yes, definitely. it changed. when i was shooting in the '60s an

. >> kaun way west rented out san francisco ballpark to propose to kim kardashian. >> now sh he's returning to the >> now sh he's returning to the city for an event that couljenna where every thursday people ride 10 miles for tacos. we thought wsurprise them with a better kind of taco made with jennie-o ground turkey cooked thoroughly to 165. i feed my kids turkey tacos over regular tacos any day. i think they are light and they are just fresh tasting. yeah. when i eat well, i feel well. anncr: it's time for a better taco. the tacos tonight were pretty much perfect. make the switch. look for jennie-o ground turkey in a store near you. one of our favorite things to do is going to the dog park together. sometimes my copd makes it hard to breathe. so my doctor prescribed symbicort. it helps significantly improve my lung function starting within five minutes. symbicort doesn't replace a rescue inhaler for sudden symptoms. with symbicort, today i'm breathing better. come on, boy! [ female announcer ] symbicort is for copd, including chronic bronchitis and emphysema. it should not be taken more t

>> khloe kardashian's at stanley's with her mom. >> i'm on my way. >> he just got word that khloe kardashianhat is the story? >> allegedly lamar odom is on the verge of leaving him. whether that's true or not, nobody knows for sure but inside of every magazine there is some story pertaining to chloe kardashian. it's a big story to get. >> should i try to get out? >> it's better to just send the car. >> i'm looking, i'm looking. >> i cannot think of a worse job. that is just one of the world's morgan goes inside. from chej aollege athletics. we are back in 60 seconds. >> this is top of the hour in for brook today. >> used the words very confident. >> we have very much narrowed down the search area and we are very confident that the signals we are detecting are from the black box on mh370. >> it has now been five weeks since the plane vanished. 227 of the people on board were passengers. last week the inspector general made the announcement that all had been cleared of any suspicious role. a complete turn around with no real explanation why we were ever told otherwise. what else did we learn f

. >> yeah, please watch the next season of "keeping up with the kardashians." >> if you look at the instagramsese girls, this whole trip was, go in the bikini and take pictures of yourself. >> bruce? craig's.judy at we say, do you have words for judge joe brown. >> stay sober. >> wow. boom! >> exhibit a, judge joe brown hammered. >> he goes, what's l.t.y.j.? he goes, luscious, tender young juicy.

whenever you're curious why something is happening, call in kim kardashian. >> let's bring in kim kardashian. dressed like princess elsa from frozen. >> i love history, you know. hey, you're the president, right? oh, my god, are you like on money? why did you take my phone away from me? >> i'm not sure about this. >> good news. okay, instagram has saved 152,000 times. >> does it get better than that? >> what? >> nothing. nothing. >> no, not that. >> interesting. tom, what do you think. >> a great stetch. what was interesting, the thing they left out is they made obama look like an unwitting participant in this. >> right. >> but that's not what he really is. he's really into this stuff. you can bet he wanted to do funny or die, and it was great. he's good at it. he's great at this stuff. it's not good at the other stuff. >> like running the country? >> "saturday night live" they always do this. they're supposedly making fun of the president, but they're really trying to make fun of his handlers and saying it's too bad obama is running with the social media stuff. he's not caught in the mess.

kim kardashian is flying from paris. there's a gaggle of paparazzi here. position. i'm going to bust in and try to get the best shot i can. that sucks. i'm the worst pap ever.

there are six guys -- >> hundreds of guys, i was called to go to the airport because kim kardashian wasrom paris. and i'm there with probably 60 others, you're fighting to get a shot, getting knocked out of the way. >> do they buy into it, hey, i'm getting into kim kardashian -- or, oh, i -- >> every person has a dollar sign, they look at the face and that is just a dollar sign. >> i can't wait to see this. >> yeah, it is good, you will like it. >> check it out. anderson is next. >>> we should be on the air at 6:00 as predicted. >> choose to go. go where no one has gone before. >> the skies over baghdad have been illuminated. >> where no one else will go today. you can go in search of answers, only to find more questions. you might discover something unfamiliar. half way around the world. or uncover something unexpected far closer to home. sometimes you might need to look back to see how you got here. and where you might be heading. and just when you think your journey has reached an end you will be surprised to find it is only just beginning. but you will keep going because it is your

. >>> kim kardashian and kanye west getting married, they have a marriage license, planning to get mare id why, they plan to hold a lavish wedding in paris, they got engaged in october. thank you for making ktvu your news. we're always here for you, and you can follow us on facebook and twitter. tmz is up next, on tv 36. happened at the company picnic. oww, that's hot. that is hot! wow daddy like. owww, that is smoking hot! ahhh, hmmm, awww! hi georgia. hey georgia. man this is hot! try jack's hottest sandwich yet. his new blazin' chicken sandwich has spicy crispy chicken, ghost pepper ranch sauce, and sliced jalapeños. owww, that's hot! you better be holdin' a sandwich. [♪] [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on "tmz" -- he wanted to hear from is oprah winfrey.

. >>> and kourtney kardashian is 35. conan o'brien is 51. and james woods is 67. i'm craig melvin. thank you so much for watching >>> well, good morning to you, it it's 4:30, it's a friday. i'm scott mcgrew. >> i'm peggy bunker. we want to check that forecast can christina loren. we made it to the weekend. >> made it to the weekend, it's good friday. temperatures are comfortable out there. mostly in the 50s to start the day and headed towards another comfortable afternoon and cooler in san francisco and headed towards about 74 degrees here in san jose with some changes coming your way as we get into that easter weekend. talk about that coming up in just a minute. right now, let's say good morning to mike inouye. i didn't welcome back scott mcgrew. >> christina said good

kim kardashian, queen of the ass by far. >> is that kim? >> this is kim. >> give me that. she's in thailand doing this whole photo shoot. >> oh my god. >> richard donner the direct of "goonies." we ask him if

. >> there are claims that kim kardashian photo.what else do we need to say? >> someone else looking good is david beckham. >> you can do a lot of impressive things with a soccer ball, but watch this guy. he's trying to beat the world record and e he claims he did. impressive, right? >> look at him juggle away. good luck to him. maybe he made it into the record books. "way too early" with thomas roberts starts right now. >>> this man has influenced every host who came after him and even a few who came before him. he's that good. and i got to tell you, i do not envy whoever they try to put in that chair. >> that's because it's you. it only took a week, but cbs is giving the late night nod to stephen colbert. >>> speaking of reactions, hillary clinton gets hers tested after narrowly missing footwear being hurled at her on stage. >>> and controversy in the first red sox game of the season. why boston fans are up in arms about the pitcher. this is "way too early." good morning, i'm thomas roberts. welcome to "way too early." i made them

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tom cruise, kim kardashian, justin timberlake. a 12-year-old admitted s.w.a.t.'ing ashton kutcher. the state passed a new law, anyone caught s.w.a.t.ing would have to pay for the cost of the response. in long island, police say yesterday's hoax cost as much as $100,000 and they have a message to the prankster. >> he did something so, so foolish and so dangerous, that i hope we find you and that you pay for your transgression. >> reporter: but law enforcement admit they are at a disadvantage. s.w.a.t.'ing is a crime easy to pull off and very difficult to trace, which often leaves victims and communities shaken. stephanie grovk, nbc news, new york. >>> still ahead here on our broadcast tonight, the path of destruction threatening what so many families enjoy every day. in florida tonight they say they've never seen anything like it. >>> and later, he provided some of the most exciting moments in olympic history. looks like he's coming back for more. >>> back as promised tonight, with a huge threat to the florida citrus crop, especially oranges and florida oranges about three-quarters

kim kardashian is flying in from paris. as you can see, there's a gaggle of paparazzo here.ckeying for position. i'm trying to bust in and get the best shot i can. >> that sucks. i'm the worst ever.

kim kardashian is flying from paris. there's a gaggle of paparazzi here.r position. i'm going to bust in and try to get the best shot i can. that sucks. i'm the worst pap ever.

. >> so kanye is here, can kardashian show up? >> i bet there might be a sighting or two. >>> one couple says a simple billing mistake cost them their dream condo. the charge that came back to haunt them and, the lessons that could save your credit. ,, tough real estate market. on the consumerwatch, juli watt >>> credit scores are crucial in this tough real estate market. >> absolutely. on the consumerwatch, julie watts explains how a couple lost out on their dream condo all because of a billing mistake. >> previously my score was 825. >> reporter: long-time renters thought their credit was in great shape when they shopped for a piece of san francisco real estate. >> in june, this 683. >> reporter: but as the couple prepared to snap up the dream condo there was a snag when there was a high bill from comcast. >> i was shocked. my credit rating dropped 130 points in one month. >> reporter: the issue a charge for cable equipment the welches had turned in years ago after moving. comcast later removed the charge but by that time, it wa

. >> the way the internet has changed over years, the proliferation of the kardashians.know, when i bought my phone i bought it within 24 hours of getting you and i didn't buy the text message option on it because i didn't think anybody would text message me. yeah, that didn't work very long. i had to get the texts. >> once it hits mainstream you hear about it while incarcerated. that's how we know about jokes and twerking. >> you learned about twerking? >> i didn't personally learn about twerking but, yes. >> reporter: despite limited access to tech and pop culture, the last mile program prepared them for the job. caleb and tulio are full time and floyd is an entrepreneur and resident that means he works here but also has his own start-up. for all of them this job is the one they've been striving for for a long, long time. >> it took me a moment to kind of pause and realize that i am literally living my dream. >> reporter: and they're getting customers. salsa and guacamole manufacturer hired launch podium to manage its website. >> the guys behind this have a bit of a di

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there were all sorts of people, the mayor, guiliani, trump, kardashian, no problem. to neil harris and said, real quick can i get a shoutout for my daughter's tape? and he said i don't do shoutouts. >> i got a new respect for neil patrick harris. >> he was walking. i introduced myself. i work here and he was on our air for 15 minutes. he was the only one who said no of all of the people i asked. terry ham -- hamlin said yes. >> is it true under his breath walking away he muttered, dirty jew? >> probably. i can't confirm it. he disced me. >> i don't want to waste your time, but i was a at that glad event. >> maybe he thought you were playing a charkt a ter and he was -- character and he was threatened by your manliness? >> that's possible. >> maybe he was in charkt a ter as a guy who doesn't do shoutouts. >> he did the weather on fox and friends. he could have done a 10-second shoutout. >> that's terrible. >> maybe he was trying to get out as fast as possible. >> sherrod, how do you deal #w hecklers? >> i make short work. usually they shut up. you want attention? i wi

. >> muchos creyeron lo de la boda secreta en tailandia de kim kardashian y kanye west todas bromas difundidas. >> que lo disfruten. >> (♪). >> ♪ (mÚsica)♪. >> ♪ (mÚsica)♪. >> ♪ (mÚsica)♪. >> ♪ (mÚsica)♪. >> ♪ (mÚsica)♪. >> ♪ (mÚsica)♪. >> ♪ (mÚsica)♪. >> ♪ (mÚsica)♪. >> ♪ (mÚsica)♪. >> ♪ (mÚsica)♪. >> pues bien si canta igualito asÍ juan gabriel aunque creo un poco difÍcil le contamos que se puede animar a participar en va por ti que es nuestro concurso de canto y las audiciones comienzan este sÁbado en el hotel sheraton de pasadena, el 3 de mayo en nueva york, el 10 en chicago, el 17 en puerto rico y el 23 en miami por supuesto aqÍi por univisiÓn en diferentes programas vamos a estar dÁndole informaciÓn y pruebe su suerte. >> anÍmese. >> y a continuaciÓn le contamos que un veterano del bÉisbol recibe la pelota en la apertura de un juego y termina doblado de dolor. >> y aterrados estÁn padres de decenas de jÓvenes aspirantes a policÍas porque creen que sus hijos son vÍctimas de una posesiÓn diabolica hay mÁs aquÍ en "primer impacto", ya un potente terremoto de 7.9 en la escala richter sacudio

katy perry, las kardashian.na nos ofreciÓ a llevarnos donde cobran vida. su hija mÍa es la conductora designada, para llegar rÁpidamente a sus tres almacenes, que toman una cuadra, necesitan de este carrito de golf. >>> hacia dÓnde nos dirigimos? >>> adÓnde yo diseÑo y el outlet de nosotros. es la ropa en descuento para personas de miami que no pueden pagar los precios de las mÁs caras, tenemos ahÍ. para (nombre en inglÉs). >>> gracias mÍa. >>> sobrevivimos. >>> en uno de los almacenes alina coloca la mercancÍa a precios mÓdicos para la comunidad, nuestra prÓxima parada, la fabrica. >>> cÓmo nace la idea de (nombre en inglÉs). >>> yo creo que es algo tan sencillo, todos nos pasamos en el mundo buscando paz, amor felicidad, la luz. algo que te sientas mejor, y levantarte en la maÑana es una decisiÓn de ser, hoy voy a estar feliz aunque tengo este problema, y otro problema, no hay nadie perfecto, es levantarte con una reflexiÓn positiva, sabiendo que tu dÍa serÁ lo mejor que lo puedas hacer. >>> la filosofÍa la ap

jay-z, kim kardashian, credit card numbers posted on a russian website. do the crooks get this information. >> we have a firewall set up, and when you say antivirus, i think of them now where things and now it is keep the crooks away. >> so if you have proper security in place. >> it is going to keep the bad guys out, along with making sure that the consumers are engaged in the right behavior and not the wrong behavior. it would invite an attack. >> we're going to get more into what we can do to protect ourselves shortly. let's talk about what gets taken from people. >> advisor looking for the social security number on your devices, so they can use to open up new accounts under your name and fake accounts and so on. and you're probably exaggerating the threat. >> the bad guy is the puppeteer. generally these people are losing thousands of dollars. >> consumers have today's report any fraud. they have 60 days to report that nine out of 10 consumers don't even pay attention. and i was able to buy 30 devices within a 30-mile radius of my home. laptops, deskt

. >> yeah, please watch the next season of "keeping up with the kardashians." >> if you look at the instagramss of yourself. >> bruce? craig's.judy at we say, do you have words for judge joe brown. >> stay sober. >> wow. boom! >> exhibit a, judge joe brown hammered.

ashton kutcher and kim kardashian were weren't happy to find their social security numbers posted on a web site. is there anything we can do to protect ourselves? rosh bert is a consultant for mac af fee. they get paid to stymie hackers? >> how do they get into my stuff? >> if you have ify fishing or fire wall set up. >> too fast. >> when you say anti virus. i think of these mal wear things that wreck the computer. now the anti virus stuff is to keep the crooks off? >> correct. >> you have layers of protection that designed to keep them out. >> this is a program you pay for and it searchs for bad guys. >> correct. in in>> in general it will keep the p bad guys out and make sure consumers are doing the right behavior to prevent an attack. >> what you can do to protect yourself shortly but what is taken? >> they are looking for your social security number so they can use that to open up new accounts, credit cards bank accounts and so on. or they are looking for existing account numbers. >> you work for mac af fee people makes money selling the stuff. the global warming the department o

they try to become a stronger rival to netflix including adding "top chef" and keeping up with the kardashians. hulu trails in subscribers compared to netflix. >> it is 6:17. mike? >> if you are tired of the rain and driving in it we are seeing a decrease in the intensity and coverage. live doppler 7 hd showing wet weather on wednesday morning from san rafael to the marin head lands and around san bruno and across to san mateo bridge. that is a far cry compared to our south where they are getting snow in the mountains near big sur and through the grapevine. see the area of low pressure off our coast, that is the last push of instability and the last part of this three-part storm that will bring us a stray shower through the morning hours ending by 9:00 and as it slides south the winds will bump up the mountains of the north bay with a possibility of a stray shower this afternoon. that is it. if you headed out to bart, you may not need the umbrella, low 40's in dublin and leften and lafayette at 42 degrees and everyone else in the mid-40's until sfo at 49 and san francisco at 47. this is how it

." >> kim kardashian is flying in from paris. >> being a photographer is a real skill.a skill that i don't really have. i did not get great shots. >> it's like you're these little guys who are running and chasing down whether they are at the airport or outside someone's house. it's like a little school of piranhas that are going around to feed and then you go off to something else. a lot of them get a bad rap. there are some who are good guys and have families and just doing this to make a living who have a real code of ethics who say i'm not going to take a picture of somebody's kid because i've got a kid and then others will say, no, that's what i want. they have no qualms about doing the most ridiculous or disgusting things to make a buck. >> ever feel bad for doing what you do? >> if i felt bad for what i did, i wouldn't do it. >> the big takeaway for me is the culture. they are the ones who are more responsible because they are the ones who put the bounty on the photographs and the bounty on the celebrities and they establish the price of what they are going to pay

kim kardashian, queen of the ass by far. >> is that kim? >> this is kim. >> give me that.n thailand doing this whole photo shoot.

it seemed like the kardashians were enough here. but we do, it turns out. and this morning i'm happy to report, i removed the tarantula from my pool. in fact, i have video. >> all right, now you're about to see -- that's me. i almost fell in. that would have been the end of my life if that had happened. but look at me, cool, fearless. so brave. my wife is videotaping this. so anyway, there it is. i scooped up the tarantula. it's been there since sunday. and i slowly brought it up because you don't want it to come flying out. >> no, no, no! jimmy, that's not funny! what is wrong with you! >> jimmy: i don't know. what is wrong with you for marrying me? i think surprise is important to keep a relationship fresh. hey, speaking of keep things fresh, there is a fresh new secret service scandal. a group of secret service agents went to amsterdam ahead of president obama's visit there monday, but three of them were sent home early after they stayed out all night drinking and one of them was discovered passed out in the hallway of the hotel. they sent them all home

star kim kardashian and the sing a chef also mass rallies have been held in the u.s. greece russia and several other countries to bring attention to the community's plight is our correspondent paula slee with the story. paying the price for supporting president assad and being christian the syrian town is to sub populated mostly back if we comedians. get the bombardment started early morning we struggled to save our son we were lying on the ground because of the heavy bombing the boy only just escaped damascus says jihadists crossed from over the turkish border to target civilians launching mortar attacks on the town and surrounding villages hundreds of families were forced to flee political nothing about us no no there is nothing out we just left with what they were wearing in. that i have two children my husband left he said he would join us but we've heard nothing from him i don't know where he is but. strategically important is one of the last remaining posts to which rebels are able to pass from turkey to syria i am pretty sure that turkey has provided all kinds

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