glimpse of joshua tree national park, you might want to reroute your trip and head for the kardashian buttockalorest. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jay: oh, the kardashian forests? oh, beautiful! [ applause ] you know, here's the part i don't get. okay, the government is shut down, services are cut, and 33% of the federal workers were sent home. so if 33% of the government is shutdown, how come we're still paying 100% of our taxes, huh? [ cheers and applause ] shouldn't we get a a 33% discount? or at least prorate it? exactly.