. >> i'm karl malone. nba player of the utah jazz. are you gay? karl malone know you are.o come to salt lake city. salt lake city has so much gay stuff, karl malone don't know what to do. you like skiing around in a gay sweater/scarf, salt lake city is the way to go. you like movies? we have movies. and "we bought us a zoo." if you like music, you can hear the mormon choir. that's gay music. and salt lake city is fun for gay kids, too. look at them gay kids run. you like art? gay people do. we got art. we got shopping. y'all do like shopping. we have a method for any weather. and you can play golf. that's not just gay. that's good for the lesbians, too. or kick back on shores of our big gay salt lake. with world-class eating. and get in that little car and come to salt lake city. karl malone say, it's the gay place to stay. >> jimmy: well, you know, if he said it. we've got a good show for you tonight. dermot mulroney is here. we have music from will hoge. and we'll be right back with randy jackson. so, stick around. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] why do we have aflac... aflac.