karl malone call them hoppy women. karl malone love all kind of women.xciting talking to karl malone, ain't it? >> yes. >> jimmy: it's exciting for karl malone to talk to joey too. okay, joey. you keep going. okay? >> i sure will. >> jimmy: all right, then. give guillermo a kiss on the cheek for me. come on now. yeah, there we go. oh, that's good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's awesome. you know what we ought to do? maybe we should let bill hader try it. he actually knows how to do impersonations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's show we have music from dnce, from "lady dynamite" maria bamford is here. and we'll be right back with bill hader. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ mr. ingalls, he's not studying over here! he's streaming my games. you can't get away with that. woo! oh, don't worry about it. they can't hear me, i'm just in your head, (announcer vo) no matter how you use your data, verizon's got your back. introducing the new verizon plan. now get 30% more data. no surprise overages. and keep the data you don't use.

not like karl malone, make it karl malone. >> yeah, yeah, karl malone.> jimmy: let's do that right now. that would be great. i ran into karl malone's wife and daughter on the street yesterday. weird insight into my life. anyway. "the ring ir," the website. tell me what the idea is. does it different from your last one? >> it's sports, pub culture and tech. it's a little more timely because things move so fast these days. like news happens and there's 45 different think pieces on in an hour. so you can't take your time as much. we also have features and columns too. >> jimmy: one of my favorite bits of trivia about you, even though you do run a forward media empire, you still have an aol e-mail address. >> i do, and a blackberry. >> jimmy: and a blackberry. >> and a blackberry. i've been in meetings where i have all these young people -- >> jimmy: don't be sad. it's not like he can't afford a gmail address. [ laughter ] >> i've been in meetings where i'm like, hold on. and it's like "you've got mail," and my staff just starts laughing. they're like, oh my

the other, john stockton and karl malone of the utah jazz. are tweeting their appreciation for tim duncan. kobe bryant who retired himself go spurs go." and "timmy d. you know how i feel about you. thank you for an amazing career." so he doesn't like being in the spotlight, you guys. he doesn't relish in it. a lot of players were giving him his due props. >> they have to. absolutely spectacular. i saw somebody wrote today, he will be on my all-star team from now on, tim duncan has to be on there. >> and it's funny because he wasn't a huge star because of his personality. >> it was never pretty. he just got the job done. it was great to watch. >> that steam was always great to watch. >> very rare nowadays when it's about promoting your brand. >> we knew he was going to retire. we knew it but he didn't want that good-bye party. >>> well, it was a cool weekend for a number of local athletes. one-track and fie though, from this area is really making a name for himself. matthew centrowitz, his dad is a two-time olympian. matthew took part in the 1

when karl malone left utah after playing 19 seasons no one said a of word.leaves, people want to burn jerseys. stop burning those jerseys. you're burning up money. what you need to do is put out a heartfelt thank you because we have one of the guys as one of the best in the game, four-time scoring champ and spent nine wonderful seasons and now he's looking to do what's best for himself. you can't look back in yesteryears and say, you know what, i wonder if i would have went there and seen what would have happened because he's in his prime right now and he wants to get himself what lebron has as far as championships. >> all right, bruce bowen. tell it like it is. he's a great guy. he really is and so is steph so two really great guys on and off the court joining forces. we'll see. there are no guarantees in life and in basketball. >> none at all. you know that, robin. >> no guarantee we would make it to jupiter but we did, mike. there's no guarantees about the lottery. who knows what's going to happen. kevin, bringing it all together, gentlemen. thank you thr