you feel important kat? buy this because now that i'm pregnant i'm literally the least attractive i have ever been. i am gaining so much weight and my skin is terrible. my ankles are swollen. however, because i am pregnant the world does revolve around me. >> greg: yes. [laughter] [applause] >> so thank you. >> greg: heather they cite the concept of beauty is in which has this sight includes hotness with attributes like intelligence and trustworthiness. is that why you like me so much? >> that's why i'm here and that must be what you experience. i had to look it up. it refers to social emphasis on physical appearance in and of itself. doesn't matter how talented and how smart you are, you were so lease successful because of your looks. [applause] >> that is what the article says but wait a minute, the whole study concludes and remains unclear how consistent physical, attractive ratings are. the whole study is based on how you see yourself. not how others view you. so it doesn't really matter if you're attrac

kat didn't.fort failed and he ended up pleading guilty, and he will be sentenced in september. hopefully his dad pardons him. if you expect that i would be happy, you would be right. i am happy. but not over this plea. i am happy because it is friday night. and larry is back stage in his shortie robe peeling me a big bowl of grapes. but i don't feel joy about hunter getting whacked about taxes. i pay the government more money than nancy pelosi spends on her face. (laughter). >> greg: that's a lot. [ cheering and applause ]. >> greg: that's a lot, people. but also, i love hunter. he makes me feel good about myself. i have done some crazy [ bleep ] in my life. but i never banged my dead brother's wife. (crowd saying "ohhh"). >> greg: not yet. and i have never been paid by a ukranian party, except to strip at their holiday party. i also never failed to pull out of a stripper. which was never an issue at chip and dales. and i never pretended my kid wasn't mine. i just left him in the woods to be rais

kat -- feeling guilty now. he doesn't care if he spent or because a number, and he appreciates all the support. wasn't a good economic choice are is this just the way decent people thank? >> yeah, he said i will vote for -- 44 however you want doesn't matter and i sadly think -- is going to get backlash for that or -- just simply say anything short of, , you better vote this way or the whole country will be destroyed and it will be your fault and that is what -- that is somehow the -- the decision that you need to say in order to be acceptable to people. to me it was like a i know this guy and year that was funny when he did that but, hey, you about how you want to vote. more people should be more like that and he will be an healthier place on the country over all if more people were like that. [cheering and applause] i mean, i hate to bring this up and i really hate to break this up but taylor swift what she's going through because she called britney my homes because britney my homes liked opposed from donald

kat, what did you think? not outraged at all i think he was pretending to be outraged. i know this because the way he puts his hand on his hand it looks like the fan choreography. and one, two and then back off. he looks like a kid in a school play. look at that. that is not an actually upset person. when you are upset it is more fluid of emotion. notes said hand on head one, two and then he flips it off. even worse he is pretending to be outraged to rile people up about this he does not give a [bleep] about this meme. >> greg: can we show that again? that one little movie does. may be, and this is my theory, what he is doing is... >> canto. >> greg: he is trying to smell his own fart. >> you make a great point i think i can help out with this that is one of my go to moves especially when you get left and broken up with. i never want to hear the reasons why so i say i know what is my fault. she is still here. grab your face so you can mask that you actually care. i thank the big number with this is that 49,00

you draw the kat 12 hours a day, you wanted that.u didn't look dangerous enough, bottom line. >> but the flipside when we are in the middle of the street and he takes one look and says sorry and keeps going. >> give me the other side of t the. >> now that your done with your selma reenactment, okay, here's the issue. this is a real issue. i don't know if you are guilty of this but i'm talking to the black community. this is important. as a white cabdriver, a lot of black passengers have a unique way of hailing a cab. they don't do like why people -- especially the ones in columbia. they are not even hailing a cab it's confusing. a lot of black passengers fingers. do you do spirit fingers? >> i don't, i'm the opposite because i'm expecting the kat not to stop. i do jumping jacks. [laughter] >> i need a ride. [laughter] that thing where they have that cardboard pencil they are spinning at the car wash, trying to get a ride. >> does he work at subway, what's going on? [laughter] >> a lot of black passengers give spirit fingers. we shoot

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it took a kat name to get your attention.two months ago or month and a half ago. one reporter showed up because who cares about american citizens paying more rent, being thrown out of their homes, having their help system collapse under the weight of illegal immigration. their school system isn't there to educate their kids. who cares about that? what is second, there is talk of a kat being injured? that's what's wrong with our politics today to get the american people deserve an honest media that report backs. that's what we want. [cheering] >> interesting. taking the right there, president trump eating the cats and dogs and everyone making fun of him and now it's a meme and he's taking advantage by saying you've ignored people. you didn't pay attention until it was a kat meeting. brilliant. >> what a slap in the face to the people living day-to-day taking over certain schools, the closed off playgrounds, sports complexes and we see colorado and reports of things going on. the rise in crime, migrant issue is an issue and is

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kat timpf is back.not knowing when your husband is alive after an attempted shooting, but melania clearly thinks the media have moved on two quickly. >> yeah. i honestly was kind of shocked how quickly they moved on myself. i understand that that was very shortly after biden announced that she was dropping out of the race and then there was the rnc in between, so there was a lot of news moving but, i mean, this is one of those events where i would think it would be a where were you when kind of moment. i mean, it was truly shocking. and we kind of examined ourselves as a nation for it feels like two or three days. and that really does feel like all of it. and this is, obviously, this is not my husband, this is not someone i have a personal if connection to, but even just as somebody who's a citizen of this country. i think we had an attempted assassination where he was actually hit, you know, blood in his ear, and we're kind of -- we stopped talking about that, campaign business as usual shortly after.

"new york times" best-selling author kat timpf! two to the max you will go splat, "new york times" best-selling author, heavyweight champion, tyrus! jim, what is ironic as you look and sound like a teamster. you are as soft as a little pile of dough. >> i know that was meant to be hurtful but i take that as a great complement, thank you very much. >> greg: what do you make at this decision? does not feel like it is exactly what a dude would do in a political situation. >> it is a little bit cowardly for them not to endorse the guy most of their members vote for. but i cannot speak elegance that because whenever they need a job they hire me to stand nude in front of the building. but it is a little bit mushy to come out and not endorse the guy if all of the members want to endorse him. i guess there are a lot of members but for he mutely object. >> greg: i just feel, it feels like this is an endorsement. it is like going to trump. do you know how many guys are doing that right now? >> this is what i was going to say, before they mad

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and a new book is topping the charts, while she is giving fights, fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: is interesting isn't it? i don't even know what i'm asking you what is interesting! i can't just say that catalyst say that kamala did a lot better than expected by the undecided voters could see through that. they saw that while it looks good but, i don't remember anything she sighed about anything. >> about 67 million people watching on dealt -- television on various channels including ours, then you get to that 80 million people outside, and two days later the undecided voters are like okay we did not get enough out of that. trump saying he won't do a third debate and navarro tiktok media about eating the dogs and cats, that is what we are left with! i think it is still a tie, it will be a tide going into the next six weeks. >> greg: you just made a great point, if we just get that eating the dogs and eating the cats meme from of this debate, america has won. >> we won! >> greg: right? it's great. it so organic, you can create a. the art eating the cats, they are eating the d

>> what's going on with you, kat? >> since you started bringing someonely askp, i'd really asked her why she didn't do something about somethinged.y >> yeah, actually, yes. whatever. they ask her to do somethingr . why? trump well. trump yeah. pence which mcdonald's didonald you work at?aughter] >> all right, charlie, i know>>k the question of thisno. should i just give awayer the answer? sure. it was, yes, we're don? e and no, [blee we're not. >> how are you going to secure the border? like, what's your answer to it? shs aboue give an answer like se never does. yeah, she didn't. she did. it waslike about what they asked. >> donald trump is why. you see the guy who asked guy the question. he actually looked to the side and kind of gave like a no w d. was yeah, it was almost like it was a joke. like it was a bet for him to go forto this kamala conference and ask the question. but i thin rence ank he was going tonswer. answer no, you're thousand percent right, because y was sitting nextman said to him. no matter what yo

trump will bridge the divide, springfield, ohio negate the comments and eat a kat gumbo.g to be food poisoning, secret service will be blamed and considered third assassination attempt. >> what is sick about the moment we are living in it wouldn't considered an october surprise if someone took a shot at him because the secret service is that bad. we got your back, we are adding tv wanted to the detail because we cuch about this guy. what you think of this media production? >> they rehired. >> and jeffrey toobin fired for religious purposes and wouldn't stop celebrating palm sunday. [laughter] >> maybe they are. >> kamala and doug imhoff will move to california to be closer to oprah and megan markle. [laughter] >> what's funny is the trip to montecito with class as long as the one kamala answer. >> i think elon musk will be willing to outer space. we hear trump today, get people to mars these tweets are constantly talking about space. he's done everything he can in this world. >> he did try to do taylor swift on twitter but he might be based out. i was going to let you go

congresswoman kat cammack, from florida's third congressional district. serves on the homeland and select committee on the economy. they are giving you all of the committees. fire 220 20 is served as decade -- for a decade as deputy chief of staff representing the previous congressmen. thank you for being here. congressman hunt was here. i'm not sure where he went. >> that is good staff work right there. >> congressman fitzgerald, our hometown member, representative of the wisconsin fifth congressional district on judiciary and financial service committees. you were the majority leader in the wisconsin state senate which is where i have known you. you were also a 27 year army veteran and strong supporter of the second amendment. congressman hunt is here from the 38 congressional district. serves on the judiciary, resources and small business. u.s. military academy grad. eight years in the army, he flew apache long helicopters. we have a guy in the back that did that as well so we want to connect you. deployment to iraq and a strong supporter of the second

kat, how are you doing? that is great.wing. >> i keep hearing that, it is rosacea. >> greg: i do not care what anybody says rhetoric -wise say whatever you want but it is interesting that when there is a committed repetition of a certain kind of rhetoric over time you are going to get this. >> can i be honest with you i am actually not great? i know this is supposed to be a fun show and i promise it will be fun later, and i did read a whole book about the stuff, my new book is about the dangers of politicization, and intimidate -- demonizing people based on politics, and i feel hopeless at this point. i really do because in my book there are solutions, i offer a guide to this, however, the problem is we are truly being conditioned against it because it makes politicians way more powerful when this is happening. it makes media way more money when this is happening. so no matter how hard it gets we already have an assassination attempt before and now we have another one. no matter how bad it gets people do not want to change

bruce kats, co-president of the palestinian and jewish unity from montreal. gentlemen, thank you for being on the news review program. robbi wait, beginning with you, your initial thoughts on the 500 thousand plus uh protestes taken to the streets to denounce benjamin netanyahu and his disregard for the lives of the israeli captives. we've been seeing smaller protests in tel aviv nearly a weekly basis, but this week's being the largest. far, but don't you think this should have happened much, much, much earlier? we always said that it's not only this regime perse, natanu, but it is the existence of the state of israel, which is a rebellion against god, we're not allowed to have so-called jewish state, and we're not allowed to kill or steal or occupy. so first of all, let us get this straight, we are always and opposing the state, we are saying that they are the... underlying cause of all the blood of the death, the suffering of the people of palestine, the arab and muslim and the jewish people, i have to make you... aware that this uh this tomorrow is startin

bruce kats of the conversation uh joining us out of montreal canada. hello bruce, pleasure to have you on, thanks for your uh patience, we hear often uh bruce, western leaders or for that matter, even eastern uh leaders time and again condemn extremists when they uh... set off bombs in civilian areas amongst civilians and civilian infrastructure, we hear references like cowardly, defenseless, uh uh civilians and targets, barbaric, ruthless and and reckless, so tell us exactly how we to uh characterize uh bruce, these pager and walkie talkies being detonated in civilian populated areas, it it uh, it seems that there's no limit to the savagery, the terrorist regime in tel aviv and i think that you you made mention of the of uh references on the part of uh western leaders to acts of terrorism, but when they uh when they do make those references, they always refer to hamas terrorism, they don't ever refer to israeli state sponsored terrorism, which is exactly what it's what it is, i think that what we have seen here in the past two days is the israel's ope

kat what do you say?t it tulsi you impressed by this brave decision, a billionaire feminist lady who owns private jets coming out for a liberal, liberal president? so, candida, she's going to lose some friendsential. yeah. no, not shocked at all. this them trying to turn politics and these elections are on seriouss them issues into entertainment. again, you look at all of that attention that camarounde a bige celebrity endorsement. some a couple of wordsom aha that popped out to me from u her statement was that she's supporting she has confidence in kamala harris because she is steady handed she and a giftd leader. >> so i'm going to use hande one of many examples to debunk that thesie 11s. >> mm-hmm. a serious issue. there are over 320,000 migrant e children that harris lostt in this country, many of whom are likely i being trafficked and used and abused today, if taylor swift is so caring ifrr,anting a gifted leade kamala harris is is not her person. >> i as is nm, you know, they re like that one. >> to

kat is a cohost on the show. he's on your terms. i thought that was really nice.ice of venue versus coming on with sean or something like that, greg's audience is distinct from the rest of the prime time lineup. you probably have more low propensity voters. definitely more democrats. but people who might not necessarily vote a lot of the white men that we have been talking about or people who followed your career. and young people. so even though it was coming to a comfortable place, he's comfortable at fox, it was doing something different. speech of coming up, spoiler alert, people like having the end of movies ruins. ♪ ♪ i'm just a regular person. some people say, "why should i take prevagen? i don't have a problem with my memory." memory loss is, is not something that occurs overnight. i started noticing subtle lapses in memory. i want people to know that prevagen has worked for me. it's helped my memory. it's helped my cognitive qualities. give it a try. i want it to help you just like it has helped me. prevagen. at stores everywhere without a prescription. ♪

he's got new friends, kat. >> it's really sad and pathetic though, is in it?nd what that is is just being victim to the munich be elation of the system. -- manipulation -- but that's what happens. he's been too scared to leave his house since covid. one person was like, he has been that's what happens. he doesn't get to know people, he's so wrong. that attitude is what's wrong with this country more than any single politician. >> greg: yeah. what do you say, erin? >> i mean he says it like trump supporters should listen to him but the good news is i never have. i've got that going for me. i grew up in the nineties. i was never a howard stern fan because i was so young. this is a man who professionally put his butt cheeks on tv. >> greg: but he used to be like trump. he used to be the guy who had no filter. >> it's always good when someone on the moral high ground on howard stern's passing judgement. he's mad because he's not as popular as trump. it's funny because if you look at his life, the things he's done, he should have been the first [ bleep ] person can

kat, do you remember howard stern? >> no but you have been on every show.mp: a lot of shows. >> would you ever rule out doing reality tv again at? what about hosting love island? >> mr. trump: i had the apprentice for 12 years. >> i know. >> mr. trump: 14 seasons and 12 years, a lot of time. they wanted to renew me for five years also to do it and i didn't want to do it. i said i wanted to run for president. mark is a great guy and the producer and all of the people from nbc, everybody to -- came up to see me to talk me out of running. they say it is not possible to win it, nobody ever does that, nobody ever gives up a prime time show hit with a five-year extension. i say that is when i knew i was going to do it. i love doing the apprentice. it was so successful. the question is did it make a difference what i have been president? a lot of people say they created this guy from the apprentice and i don't know if that is true because they chose me because of the success. >> greg: i think it was your chemistry with the brett michaels. >> mr. trump: brett micha

roads, new overpasses and interchanges have been built in moscow, this is what the intersection of kat and verkhnie street now looks like fields and altufevskoe shosse, and this is a new overpass through the mcd-3 and a new section of the solntsevo, butovo, varshavskoe shosse highway. since 2011, almost 1,500 kilometers of roads, 440 artificial structures and 310 pedestrian crossings have been built, from large-scale projects to those that bring coziness to the city's appearance, such as the bicycle and pedestrian bridge over the yauza at baumanka, opened for the city's day, in general , this area is now simply unrecognizable. it looks like a giant flying saucer is hovering over moscow, although not extraterrestrial, but the highest technologies were used in construction of equipment for five new buildings of bauman moscow state technical university. the central cluster, that's what it's called. this place is ready to accommodate hundreds of students scientists, laboratories and lecture halls, digital developments, research of new materials and green technologies will be located here.

"new york times" best-selling author or -- author kat.from san francisco but she will appreciate indoor plumbing, emily compagno! "new york times" best-selling author and comedian tyrus! and he loves diet coke, but hates the woke. choosing this insanity over sean "hannity". let's crank it up to 11 for president 45 and 47. the 44th president of the united states donald j trump! [applause] there you go. so, how was your golf game? >> mr. trump: i have not been thinking about it too much lately. they always say golf is a very dangerous game. >> greg: it really is especially if they are playing with you. that was a mean joke. studio, if they had told you that the shooter was there, would you have tried to take him out with your three wood? a. >> mr. trump: i think so. actually, the secret service did a great job. they saw the barrel of a gun, a big gun, and it came out through the bushes, and how many people would see that? very exceptional to have done that. we have been going through a lot of it we are getting very good at it but i do not w

are a lot of reports on the fact that there are rockets that are landing between the settlements of kat and daka, and that is of course in the northern region still, but we do have like we said reports of targeting of the military bases and the military posts of the israelis in the surroundings of the... west bank, so in the occupied areas of the west bank, we're still trying to see of course, there are more news coming out from the israeli side to talk about that, but we know that there is definitely a high state of emergency uh that is unprecedented within the israeli regime, and they are saying that all across the israeli regime there will be emergency state, they have prepared the hospitals, they have prepared the underground bunkers, which you mentioned lebanon does not have. uh and of course they are seemingly ready to see that there will be rockets being fired um over uh over all of the areas in in occupy palestine, we know that from social media there were sounds of celebrations in genine who were able to spot hizbullah rockets uh flying over their skies or in the skies near the

yes, exactly. >> kat, what? what say you. there's an open ended question. yeah. yes. so i'm not a democrat. >> no, you're not. so what i. what i'm about to say is not part of my plan. >> have a bunch of voters for the team that i'm not on. yeah, i of my view on immigration is very simple is always that anybody who's nonviolent who wants to come contribute to our economy should be welcome to do so. mm-hmm. i take they contribute to our economy part. seriously, though. yeah. any problems i have with this aren't about the immigrants themselves, but about the free stuff when you're giving them the incentives to come, why would they not come and have the hotel room and the money? everything else? when it comes how they are, you know, what they believe ideologically or how they might vote. i'm all for a free marketplace of ideas. so if you have this, you know, one side arguing this thing, throw your own ideas out there, you know, i'm all about free markets, free but not free stuff. >> that is a great point because if you want immigrants to come for opportunity, not for free

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kat in. ♪ >> hello from new york city, the bad news is, summer is over the good news is we can enjoy pumpkin spice migrants crime. your wallet is gone but the police report smells delicious. trump wrapping up in wisconsin earlier today, violates in a minute long story short, this week, trump continues to run on the same policies he's always pushed while kamala is now taken more physicians than stormy daniels. [laughter] joining me tonight, a man with ms. daniels work and start of the documentary before we get started, they can't, i just love it. [applause] i said ms. daniels, you call her stormy but to us -- >> with money i donated her. >> the cost person in washington d.c., it's like being the sexiest woman on the view. superstar, host of luxury, katie pavlich is fact. can we talk about that jacket? the academic general way to get serious. >> but like an actual one, not like him walz. >> a senior editor no easy task because writers bring like they are pledging a fraternity. there was law itself to remain sober but here we are. >> for you. [laughter] and you do look like you are rent

. >> greg: kat's back comes out, it is about be ing binary and nonbinary.you don't like trump, your only choice is harris and you have never-trump republicans selling out core values, capitalism, taxes, immigration or crime. if you don't like trump because he's a meany, you have no choice but to vote for a leftist. in 2016, i did not vote for trump, i did not like him as a candidate, that did not mean i voted for hillary. i did not vote. i wrote in ruth buzzy. they are trying to trick you into thinking not voting is not a vote. you are not required to vote for the other side because you don't like your guy. you have people in kamala's camp convincing others to explain their choice and make the case. kamala can't make the case herself. she's like a criminal suspect who sends her family out to speak on her bal because she is behind bars. but she is not behind bars. you don't need work of mouth, if you have an open mouth. you have mark cuban talking about how he speaks to her often and daily and he understands what she stands for. that is nice you have knowled

she's got two best sellers and 11 total "new york times" best seller erica kat timpf. [cr and he can feed a familyauth of five cannibals. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former jandom year with entirore jamie. >> i'm actually very excitedmicd for kamala to go to the border because i'm looking forward to hearing her mexican accene bt and this is this little travel hack. >> i greg: thif go to mexico ann into a mexican gang, if they're holding their guan, it's a party parallel. get out of thereperpen. i could i quickly touch on ifunn think it's so funny that they're aliens. remember what they said? trump would be better with aliens and that remember they tolwith alid usd there wers during covid and everyone was like, okay lik like, nobody carn like, there was so much going on that nobody cared that people were just like, oh, my god, aliens. are they going to bring toilet pape will tbrinr? aper we need toilet paper. im're so worried about covid w. >> i thank goodness we'll have some. you imagine if an alien cameag and biden was present and the alien was

at david angelo, dagen mcdowell, kat timpf. studio audienc the "big weekend show" up next. ♪ >> hello, everybody. i am dagen mcdowell home along with miranda devine author of a new book, the big guy. he noticed about. griff jenkins and jason chaffe chaffetz, welcome to the "big weekend show". big story tonight. kamala deciding to go to the border on the eve of an election staging a photo up along the border wall instead of taking ownership of her failures as the arena of the border, she blames president donald trump. >> there are consequential issues at stake in this electi election. one is the security of our border. the united states is a sovereign nation and i believe we have a duty to set rules our border and enforce them. these men and women who worked there and other places along for seven border help keep our nation secure and they need more resources to do their jobs even though donald trump tried to sabotage for security bill, it is my last to you that as president of the united states, i will bring it back up and prob

wellust kat ists., this a wild show., a wild show. >> that's it. that's all i got. all righat's it.t. a michigan sheriff, deputy name nicole miran. i'm hoping pronouncing a mic nae incorrectly, but she did shoot that. the person in that car they followed. what's they follo happening likwee a m emergency. >> it turned out it was. she got leaned over, gotmedical that car, got him, got the car i stopped, and they got a person, got mental medicaln that . >> and thank god it survived. you know, i did that once on the fdrp.nd thank i went fro to another. anyway, i did i'll ♪ [the star-spangled banner] ♪ [the star-spangled banner] ♪ [the star-spangled banner] ♪ [the star-spangled banner] ♪ [the star-spangled banner] ♪ [the star-spangled banner] will: good morning. welcome to "fox and friends" on saturday morning. yesterday i was in virginia beach and it is fun to see the people. i can't tell you how many times i heard love that you guys do the national anthem. pete: a lot of people are hitting start from the beginning at age:30. don't get up right now. you get up in a coup

yes, judging by the state of the corpse, at least a week has passed, yeah, right, and what is this, kat, come here, what's there, pasha, look, wow, do you breed exotic butterflies, nothing but"? i don't breed them, and where did they get so many of them? butterflies were breaking the glass on this windowsill, butterflies always fly to the light to their death, maybe they gave her this for her twentieth birthday? and what, colleague, have you found your passport yet? colleague, and you count how many candles there are on the cake, 20, there are probably just as many butterflies, okay, maybe they even brought them in this box, but anzhelika did it, and are you sure it was her, well, who also in my apartment, well look, it wasn't in the way, but you can look, but no, you can't, why, the key was lost, it was hanging on a nail and, well, excuse me, in that case i'll have to break it, kat, support me, please, excuse me, dock me, please, allow me, excuse me, why, well, why break it? oh, wait, wait, what junk, what is this, where does it all come from, oh, what is this, oh-oh, how awful, i have

fox news contributor kat timpf.ons keep hitting his ankles "new york times" best-selling author and comedian and former nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. what kills me is so transparently false this organization is. it was started into a 21 the one that endorsed harris and claimed to be independent. the premise to be fighting threats to democracy who caught saw it coming they would endorse her? >> it was pretty predictable the same people who before they made the organization wanted obama. now more recently the endorsed tea deity as musician of the year's another great track record but it's been going on in both parties which is interesting when you see certain democrats leaving the democratic party to endorse trump certain republicans are important -- endorsing biden and the real divide is not between democrats and republicans it's between a managerial class the people you can't trust the voters. that's where they try to suppress the will of them you see that on one side compared to the will of the people on th

. >> i loved kat timpf's question about aliens, we're paid to talk about politics. average person, if you had a chance to see donald trump, what would you ask and he said a lot of people ask him that. we know because he's talked about releasing the jfk files and people ask did lee harvey oswald act alone. as president, maybe it is national treasure movies with nicholas cage, the big book of answers to all the mysteries in america. >> ainsley: the secrets. >> steve: inflation is killing us, eating us alive. >> lawrence: we want to know the nation's -- >> steve: what is deal with ufo's. >> brian: kat timpf is paid to talk about aliens. i feared not being relatable. >> lawrence: do you feel you are relatable? >> brian: yes, i make so little money, i wake up with a hard hat on for no reason. >> lawrence: you do tv and radio because you know people better. >> ainsley: not taxed on overtime. >> brian: i should have to get workers' compensation for putting up with the heater. >> steve: it is blowing on me. >> brian: it is like a blow dryer. >> steve: it is 85 degrees. >> b