kat timpf is here, "gutfeld" co host. great to see you. i want to start by playing this sound bite.e and turned out to be the cheese sandwiches that you saw in the box and the wet mattresses on the beach. they're going for it. here they are yesterday. >> martha: it will be a really cool vacation. >> the main concern is we don't know if big headliners will be able to take that risk to be in something so controversial. we're going to stay optimistic. we're going to expect there may be some cheese sandwiches. >> yeah, look, i mean, this guy obviously -- people still buying tickets is crazy to me. even if he went to prison for being a fraud stefr, because they mentioned you don't know who is performing. i went out to buy tickets for something if i didn't know what day it was going to be. these people live different lives than the one i'm living. also, my thought is what is selling out mean? we don't know how many tickets there were to start with. call me crazy. i don't trust this guy. >> martha: i'm glad you pointed out. billy mcfarland, who ran the first one, went away to prison. he sp

fox news contributor and new york times best selling author, the kat timpf! and applause] >> tyrus: all right, kat. how do we fix division in this country? what would be your move? if they called you up, the white house called today and said timpf, fix this. what would it be? >> kat: i think that honestly they would just have to do less. you know, it wouldn't be -- they're too involved and everything's so personal because politicians they want it to be personal. because if we hate each other, the more that we hate each other, then the more or the less that we're focused on, you know, what they're doing. and the more that they can convince us to be afraid of each other and we'll, you know, make the case for policies that take away more of our rights. but you said i didn't have to be positive, so -- >> tyrus:. >> tyrus: no, i did, yeah. walter, now before i get into you, walter you know i lost my title, you know, i get it. and we both now own land in montana. and before the show he gave me another title. he made me a sheriff of my property so i'm very excited be

katherine timpf >> kat: i'm so excited. there's a boss babe alert in wisconsin. okay? about boss babes in the media they're selling workout shakes and stuff. this lady brook fleetwood has a real estate portfolio and she painted another one of her houses pink to capitalize off of the barbie movie. she said barbie was inspiration so i need to hurry up and paint this pink quickly to keep up the barbie movie and the demand. i love the idea of her screaming at people to paint it faster so she could make money. and they asked her if she saw the movie and she said i'm waiting for all the hype to die down so i can go in peace. i love her. >> jimmy: i like her vibe. and i can't make fun of barbie because in this jacket i look like ken's older borrow can't. [laughter]. >> tyrus: looking at that house though i'm pretty sure there is no ken. a lot of pink. >> jimmy: that's funny. it doesn't come with a corvette, it comes with a subaru, is that what you're telling me. barbie's dream subaru. jamie we head your way. >> jamie: so the article i have, and this is actually kind of sad. i

. ♪ ♪ >> hello america i'm kat timpf and this is fox news saturday night. ♪ ♪ kat: so by now, we've alle not real lady on the plane. everyone is calling her crazy. because she was screaming about seeing someone who was not real -- >> and there's a reason why i'm getting the [bleep] off everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. i don't give two [bleep] that i'm telling you right now that [bleep] that [bleep] back there is not real. kat: i have two theories to question what she was seeing was real or not first is ambien and chardonnay and second one she was reading the news. it is definitely been an insane week for news. there have been stories coming out all over the place about things that aren't real or that seem like they're way too hard to believe. or in the case of michael oher a story i guess we should have maybe never believed. >> is your tailback when you look at him you think how you would never let anyone or anything hurt him all right go back. got it. >> what about collins? >> fine they can be on the team too are you going protect the family michael? >> yes, m

fox news contributor kat timpf. he retired from the ring but will wrestle anyone who steals his bling. former world champion tyrus. tyrus, i will start with you. >> it is your show [ bleep ] . >> does that get bleeped? just kidding. tyrus, you are a dad. you care about education. you were a teacher. are we right here? 3 you are 1000% right. unfortunately it is our fault. we stopped paying attention to the kids. everyone wants to blame the kids. it's the tablets, the technology, they are not focused. but the parents are doing that. who allows the children to do these things? we used to be partners with our teachers. yes, we see on the media the extreme version of a lot of the schoolteachers schoolteachers. it used to be one or two in every school there was one teacher or maybe two. now you define the normal teacher, they are the weird one that where's the bowtie and wants to teach science. so, we have to in some cases we have to start sacrificing. 50% of my kids, that means half, right? they are homeschooled. the oth

thanks to shannon bream, andrew gruel, kat timpf, tyrus and our studio audience.xt. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america. [cheers and applause] >> trace: good evening, i'm trace gallagher. it's 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, 8:00 here in los angeles, and this is america's late news. fox news at night. and breaking tonight, the chicago mayor is defending a group of teen-agers caught on camera looting a convenience store. the mayor says it's dehumanizing to call them a mob. the common sense department has thoughts >> former president trump back in federal court but now another former president is warning that mr. trump is a force to be reckoned with. but we begin with the transcript. we now know word forword exactly

kat timpf. oh, and kat timpf relatednot on her uncle, nick gilder. he's got on.onight. well, let's do this great itchy bear news. >> now, just imagine that you're this beare ho and imagine how good this feels. this is somewhere in a forest. oh, look at that. does that feel great or what? he's been going around all days in the forest looking for the right tree. >> is teaching his kids how to do kids horigh the right leg. >> they're scratching to look at that. i wahts right, mom. >> they might need a moisturizer or some better conditioner for their hair, shoot at night and then maul you to death. that's the real adorablen they t about bears. they're so cute, but they know rip you to shreds much dea rip c jessica. your nexasu'ret great. g so he's used to being a starta on the court, but being a rock star was a new experience for warriors guard steph curry. he was invited d step on stage as asan special guest during paramore san francisco concert, helped the lead singer hayley williams belt out the lyrics to their 2007 hit song misery business. paramor holds a specia

[cheers and applause] >> greg: even exor sifts are afraid of her fox news trip for kat timpf.nd finally his q tip is a pool stick. my massive side kick and the nwa world champion tyrus. how are you doing jimmy. >> jim: i'm good greg how are you. >> greg: good. >> jim: that was nice by the way not mean. >> greg: i bet you get that a lot, don't you? because people think of you as a mean person because i happen to be honest? >> jim: yeah. part of it is also misunderstanding. like i was dating someone and i slept with someone else in their family. [laughter]. >> jim: and she goes you're mean. i go, no, i'm just hot. >> greg: i could see how she might be upset though. >> jim: yeah. >> greg: but she has no right to call you mean. you're sharing your love. >> jim: absolutely. she has no right to judge her own grandmother either. >> greg: look, she was putting it out there. >> jim: oh, she was. believe me, i wasn't the only one. that's where i first met tyrus. >> tyrus: it's my base, baby. [laughter] >> greg: all right, i'm going to move on. was there anything important you wanted to

fox news contributor, kat timpf! and applause] >> greg: jamie, want to point out first that you and i will be performing together in reading pennsylvania on september 16th. you can go to ggutfeld, going to be me and you and nick and paul norton and joe mackey. it's going to be fun despite having you there. which ironic to me is that hunter's child wanted to be known as hunter's child. but your children tell everyone that their dad is dead. i don't know if that's ironic, just something to point out to make me feel better. >> jamie: yeah. i think it's always sad. you know, i -- all the joe lies you're going through, don't you think biden didn't count on verification by google? like, do you know what i mean? like google put a lot of [bleep] out of business. you could say whatever you wanted back then. i did a deep dive on this on hunter, isn't it fun when you're reading about hunter, they said the mom of the child was a dancer? >> greg: right >> jamie: isn't it fun when you read something about hunter and it says the mo

thank you walter kirn, mike baker, kat timpf, tyrus, our entire studio awed ebbs.i love you america. >> trace: good evening i'm trace gallagher 11:00 p.m. on the east coast 8:00 in los angeles and this is america's late news, fox news at night ♪ >> and breaking right now, california lawmakers are now pushing legislation that says if parents speak out at school board meetings more than once, they could be breaking the law. common sense and vik bajaj will both weigh in. the nation's capitol on alert as president trump is set to appear in court accused of illegally speaking his mind about the election. but we begin with breaking information on brand new internal documents

fox news contributor kat timpf!use] >> greg: and he's never had to rent a fork lift. my massive side kick and the nwa world champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: so first off, jimmy, what water bed did you steal that sheet from? [laughter] >> jimmy: nice to see you, too. can i give you insight into why i do this really quick? >> greg: not really. >> jimmy: okay, but this is the deal. yes i dress like an affordable male stripper, would we not all agree. because it's 2023 you never know when you will get cancelled so you have to have a side hustle. if you get cancelled you can make money at dwarf tossing events as soon as this is over. you show up they throw you you make ten grand. i can't do that so i go with my magic mike look. >> greg: do you feel like you've been discriminated against because of your looks? >> jimmy: not at all. because first of all when it comes to attractiveness people aren't attracted to looks they're attracted to energy. everybody has left with a 10 to go home with a six. i know becau

erin every saturday right here on fox news i'm kat timpf and good night from new york city. read gutfeld's stand by to put a smile on your face. have a great night. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: kill the mood. yes! yeah. yeah. all right. that is enough. shot up over there! happy thursday. i believe it is thursday. there's a curious sickness going around for once it is not kilmeade. there seems to be no cure, they are calling it cultural dementia. whenever one of their latest causes goes south. and myself, that includes fleeing new york for florida. [laughter] but they are, the media. whatever they get is contagious, spreading faster than whoopi's legs in a hotel pool. [audience reacts] there is a back straight to that joke so it was not just some kind of indiscriminate, disgusting comment. she did claim that she liked to have sex in pools. direct your letters to her for that image. do you remember the duke scandal? you are not supposed to. that is when a bunch of white frat boys were accused of raping a black stripper. the problem was it never happened. the only person

. >> greg: she cheered at the end of old yeller, fox news contributor, kat timpf!cheers and applause] >> greg: and psychics needs a gps to read his palm, my massive side kick and the nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: all right. before we get to some news stories, let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: yeah, leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week and as always my first time reading them. so if we succeed we'll put joe mackey in a barrel and send him over niagara falls. here we go! applauding joe mackey's death. i like this audience. james comer says that joe biden as vice-president corresponded with hunter biden using the pseudonym robert l peters. i guess that's better than his current fake name, president. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah, i know. i know. this week biden told kids visiting the white house, quote, i know some really great ice cream places around here, and daddy owes you. that's not the joke. that's real. he added that if they notice any children's hair in the desert, that's just his favorite toppi

fox news contributor, kat timpf!lause] >> greg: and finally, black cats avoid him for bad luck. my massive side kick and the nwa world champion tyrus! >> greg:. >> greg: so this story involves a number of variables. you've got fights, brawls, you've got race. who's the expert here on this? kat? you haven't brawled in years. all right, tyrus. we had a conversation about this last night and you had a very interesting take on it. >> tyrus: well, the first thing, we don't talk about how much the pandemic has hurt us and we saw it because we've lost the ability to fight. i think everybody in here, that was the worst fight i've ever seen in my life across the board. and i used to blame bad fighting on white people but my people showed up and together everyone was out of breath. you don't throw a punch and try not to get hit at the same time. it just doesn't work. that, and the fight was so bad that women were getting punched and everybody was okay with that. like there wasn't one person that went on tv and was like, these

thank you walter kirn, mike baker, kat timpf, tyrus, august 5, 2023.ing the weekend show next. ♪ >> hello, i'm charlie hurt along with katie package and kennedy. welcome to the big weekend show. big story tonight, donald trump with a third indictment this week, this time from biden's department of justice or the 2020 election january 6. former president trump. in d.c. federal court thursday pleading not guilty to all charges. continues to maintain innocence speaking to supporters of the

. >> greg: fox news contributor kat timpf!cheers and applause] >> greg: charles, great to see you. you look as dapper as always ithank you. >> greg: i feel bad for michael loftus because this is what real people dress like. >> michael: i love that suit. >> charles: thank you, thank you. have to feel the fab refresh your recollection super 150. >> greg: you don't want him to touch it. >> charles: oh. never mind i'll tell but it later. >> greg: why isn't this stopping? what do you think of my theory that imitation is behind this or do you think there's something else? >> charles: there's a lot behind it. by the way i'm surprised he came to me first on this. let me just tell you my quick own personal experience. so i grew up around the country, around the world, first part of my childhood, as an army brat. my parents separated, we moved to harlem in the 70s and i can tell you the blackout of 1977 in new york city was amazing. it was the -- my neighborhood was the hardest hit looting. and, i mean, i'm out there -- understand, i'm

fox news contributor, kat timpf!cheers and applause] >> greg: so, jimmy, what did you make of the performance? you're used to bombing. >> jimmy: let's talk about the bad first, okay, get it out of the way. burgum a mess, okay? how are you going to tell me you're going to reign in the government if you can't reign in your eyebrows, you know what i mean? and asa hutchinson you know what he convinced me of, they need the orchestra where you can play people off, because they all go off the bell but if you kept playing maybe he would get it and shut up because nobody cared what he said. va vehicle was the star because he's taken a note out of trump's play book, he's running for class president, talking smack. but the joke that you made saying he was a driver. do you know what a taxi driver a big deal he is. because everyone is indian. i knew two guys named oh sam a bin laden? they called me and said they got bin laden and i was like for what speed? and i think anybody on that stage would kick biden's ass, anybody. >> greg

. ♪ ♪ >> hello america i'm kat timpf and this is fox news saturday night. ♪ ♪ kat: so by now, we've allon the plane. everyone is calling her crazy. because she was screaming about seeing someone who was not real -- >> and there's a reason why i'm getting the [bleep] off everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. i don't give two [bleep

cap cat kat timpf. now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them let's do this. leftovers. we will be the jokes we did not use this week so if they suck we will tie joe to the table and that monkeys rip off his face. it might be an improvement. he is homely. brian kilmeade took on a wrestling bout this week in a match called the unstoppable force versus the unwatchable object. a contract of tyrus power against the skills he learned playing soccer that bore me to death. and austrian growth will just grocery store was evacuated after a spider whose bite cause for our erections was used in the banana section. that was the set up. i did not get to a punchline. guess who announced he is moving to austria? and in coastal iran on tuesday the heat index god as high as 158 degrees it was so hot they had to cancel the annual wet. contest. charlie finds that funny. according to a new study long-term use of popular acid reflux has been linked to a higher risk of dementia as well as a loss of smell. i just want to show that picture. a new study shows half of men with thinning

kat timpf, jimmy failla, ug. let's do this jesse's hair care tips.it's always important to get your head close to the mirror. just when you get that poofy hair you want to press it this is what jesse does before the show all the time. just pounds his head. >> judge jeanine: is that a cat? looks like a goat. >> greg: the greatest of all time animal. >> judge jeanine: what is wrong with that? >> jesse: narcissist. >> greg: narcissist. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: okay. i'm next. a massachusetts couple is excited for the destination wedding in italy the only problem is the dog ate the passport. the guy didn't want to take advantage and call the wedding off, so they called their local congressman and they told him that their golden retriever chickee short for chicken cutlet ate the passport so they got a new passport. >> dana: i bet that makes people mad getting passports. >> judge jeanine: they're getting married. don't you believe in love? >> greg: reason to believe it was bad. the dog new. knew. >> dana: pickupup named bella in spain. get a bath. no o

she's like a mannequin pail and sometimes her arms fall out, kat timpf.efore we get to new stories, let's do this. i thought you were going to say up his ass. funnier. should have gone with his instincts. devastation in hawaii this week and i know, he's an awful man and rivera ramaswamy wanted rfk jr. as current presidential candidates spotted in public shirtless. all i can say is thank god she's not running. terrible. oh, lab away if you will. pennsylvania senator john fetter man looked unrecognizable in a recent selfie, which is an improvement. kamala harris trying yet another reshape of public image in the run up to 2024 in order to improve her opinion polls, she's changing her name to hepatitis c. yeah. they're still assessing the damage caused by the earthquake that hit southern california this week. yesterday in fact they discovered deep cr cr cr cr crad fissures in four of the kardashians. a tampa woman has fulfilled her childhood hood dream of becoming a stripper, just like her mother. we're still trying to track down her dad for comment. oh, wow.

great show, martha mccallum, kat timpf, tyrus. we are awesome. come be awesome with us.'s you go boy. >> jesse: yes. it's about time. >> greg: about time we saluted some of the achievements of young men everywhere. here we are at the san antonio zoo with a moss scott, a rhino, probably a guy. gives a wave while hanging out with the real rhinos. you know it's been a hard challenge to become a mascot for rhinos. buff you go, boy. we salute you and all the work you do and all the other little boys who want to grow up and be rhino mass scouts. you go, boy. >> jesse: that was so touching. you know, little boys do not get enough play here on the show. >> harold: oh, my god. >> jesse: judge? >> judge jeanine: one of my all-time favorite moses is breakfast at tiffanies offering to own a piece of history from the iconic film. pientka tour gown expected to auction. featuring a pink bow; channel your inner audrey hepburn. >> maybe dylan mulvaney will get in on it. >> jesse: tonight, "jesse watters primetime," who started the fires in hawaii investigation? that's it for us. tonight.

paul morrow, kat timpf is going to be a great show, great monday.onderful pictures. i went to providence and did a live show on saturday that sht was in rhode island, probably my one of my favorite shows of all time.. 10,000 people, maybe not, but close. ge you get folks there. >> this is a great look, my fans. oh, that's me. but thosy do e are my feet. that's my dog there. john thompson. lou's asleep. my siste es fasr. t th >> sister? yeah, that goes fast with these pictures. i have some great fans. look at that lady. look at the other lady. and if you want to go. by the way, i ha. greatr d great burgern brew there with the union station brewery. tation >> the most. the providence. you know, it's okay, but unionry station brewery. all right, september, look at this. redding, p.a readin., the king of late night. i got jamie lewis out. jim nortonow, ji, joe mckee, nick depaulo. september 16th redding, p.a.. >> it's going to be ugly. it's going be doubt. >> you got bill mays. i'm going to forego my one>> more thing. i will plug my show, but i need to

michael loftus, kat timpf. we already talked about a lot of stuff you already heard.ur relationship. >> which one am i? >> you are the ostrich. i'm at fox. i'm usually minding my own business and you always come up a and get a little too close to me in the elevator and i kick you back. that's how you deal with kilmeade. that was at the st. louis zoo. they call all the ostriches kilmeade because they pleefer your head in the sand. >> dana: judge, you are next. >> judge jeanine: rolled off his tongue, i don't know. we have the case of another dumb tourist in europe. a woman decides to walk across the fountain and flip up her water bottle. like the english guy who carved his and his diviferld's name in the coliseum in rome. thankfully the guard escorts her away as the crowd looks on. the women kept trying to explain her side. she didn't understand why she was in trouble. give me a break. >> brian: this one goes out to the massapequa girls softball team. world series champions. beat north carolina. the boys made it these 12-year-olds actually advance. crediting the defens

thank you walter kirn, mike baker, kat timpf, tyrus, august 5, 2023. i'm jon scott, thanks for watching the weekend show next. ♪ >> hello, i'm charlie hurt along with katie package and kennedy. welcome to the big weekend show. big story tonight, donald trump with a third indictment this week, this time from biden's department of justice or the 2020 election january 6. former president trump. in d.c. federal court thursday pleading not guilty to all charges. continues to maintain innocence speaking to supporters of the alabama republican party's annual summer dinner last night. >> the charges put forth in the indictment are an outrageous criminalization of political speech so this ridiculous indictment against us is not a legal case, it's an act of desperation by failed joe biden and radical left thugs. every time radical left democrats marxist communist and fascist indictment, i consider it a badge of honor because i'm being indicted for you, thanks a lot. >> biden piles on trump, president is facing troubles of his own. the newly released transcript,

[cheers and applause] she is like stale pizza, ice-cold and found under your bed it is kat timpf, foxssues of double as shelters and the world heavyweight champion tyrus. emily, you are a huge fan of cinnabon, right? you have them all of the time. you don't even have a flight. >> [laughs] why always miss my flight. enjoying cinnabon. speed it what you think about this policy wise is a civil rights case? you are a lawyer by the way, congratulations. >> it is not a civil rights issue. generally speaking to what these people are arguing employers can actually adopt and enforce workplace rules that prohibit nonwork related activities, and includes purely political ones, wearing buttons, and shirts, and he liked, and the fact that these employees are reading because they said that they're going from zero and 260, heaven forbid, a workplace policy that is like get to work, and says all buttons are prohibited are not saying just the ones that are -- >> greg: belly buttons. >> dear making a clear stand that all they want to do is have to workplace be free of all kind of political noise, and a

kat timpf and tyrus. this is insane show. animals are great. animals are great. told somebody's hand while it eats. did you know a fun fact? baby porcupines are called tarlovs. >> no they are not. >> greg: poor could you pets. it's a north -- it doesn't have a name yet. let's name it. >> tarlov. >> jessica: tyreek hill shocking fans and the media alike revealing he doesn't study game field ahead of the game. that's redone dantd. instead he is rather unconventional way of getting to know his opponents ahead of the kickoff. >> so, i feel like madden has a good tale of how players are. i play madden the night before and i look at all their ratings. >> jessica: keep that in the back pocket the next time your wife says you play too many video games. the nba players all talk about this. it is good prep. >> very educational if you are tyreek hill. but if you are. >> greg: if you are me it doesn't help. >> pete: madden is not going to help me. the kids all know the ratings who is 99, who is 98. i'm sure they do too. interesting. >> pete: my one more thing is the patriot

you don't know because you're not up that early, but younge, ar star john kat timpf i tyrus is goingy, let's do this. >> greg's trip to the zoo. i love going to the zonge zoo, e don't make the mistake i did. and drink a 12 pack of beer before going to see the elephantelephants that are e .an >> all right. actually, that's just a baby elephant. >> ji just drinking water. >> i couldn't resist that joke, dana. all right, i short questions week i week is withead al brian kilmeade and greg. >> can't wait to read all of thatl er for sure.o ex also, there was a pair of colorado travelers that experience a love at first flight. they were seated next to each other on a tri tp to london back in april 2022. sasha says she felt like going e going to be her husband just an hour into the flight and the couple actually ran into eac inr other while in scotland. and now, guess what? eight months later, they are engagen engaged seriedd and the2 married this weekend. >> i tell you this because, you know, fo6 ag r 26 years ago today, i met peter on the airplane. you.y anni >> oh, happy anniversary. i th

[laughter] kat timpf, tyrus, going to be a great show. hey, let's do this: greg's trip to the zoo.don't make the mistake i did and drink a 12 pack of beer before going to see the elephants. [laughter] >> dana: that's disgusting. you are horrible. oh my god. >> greg: actually, that's just a baby elephant. >> jessica: i just figured it out. >> greg: drinking some water. i couldn't resist the joke, dana? >> dana: short questions this week is with brian kilmeade. greg can't wait to read all of that for sure. there was a pair of travelers who experienced love at first flight. seated next to each other on a trip to london back in april of 2022. sasha felt like that was going to be her husband just an hour into the flight. the couple ran into each other while in scotland. eight months later in engaged and set to get married this weekend. i tell you this because it happened before, 26 years ago today i met peter on an airplane. happy anniversary. >> judge jeanine: great picture. >> dana: now we have erin as our child. erin is not our child. she is just a friend. >> greg: are we sure? judge

leily kyle man from the babylon bee kat timpf. >> tyrus, great show.hi let's do this.s, s happgreggsot that a dog in phillyen brought rush hour traffic to a s standstill when it got out. look at this. and just slow down everything because a dog named enzo wases swerving through lanes and cutting off cars. >> but you know what? because the police, they dog de good things. they shot the dog. no. ad no, no, no.d they saved that dog. they saved that dog. they captured the runaway dog and got back to a police car. >> we're now we're now he's the president of a large fortune 500 company. >> yes . just l right. the dog is fine. all right. turns out zoo animale humans s cooleece down, just like humans. >> check out this zoo in greece. they were giving these ringg tal tailed lemurs, lions and bears, some favorite treatsed of frozen ice. >> look at that. isn't that cute? so cute. hareally galso speaking. had a really great time. this is my crew. they recognized jimmy failla. came down, kirk in then ki concert. it was so fun.y di dn'tand brian kirk, why didn'tii you defend me when jesse attacke

charles payne, kat timpf, all right. this is one of my favorites. greg's lust summer.eenagers. they always have to check and look around to make sure nobody is around when they look up. these young mere cats are hanging out together. here there is somebody watching them there goes mom and dad. >> dana: no one is touching anyone. >> charlie: he had are not the same age. >> greg: how do you know anything about meerkats? >> charlie: can you look at them and tell. >> dana: i have got one about a bear. very special treat on a hot day in august. after zoo keepers claim they realized they had never seen it so bubbly allowed them to explore a massive bubble bath. look at that bear having fun. >> harold: knoxville, tennessee. >> judge jeanine: i'm next. okay. so, this parent, i don't know, couldn't find the pacifier for the baby. a pink pacifier. and it was disappeared and then we find a rottweiler named leah was relaxing on the family couch with the 2-month-old baby girl's pacifier in its mouth. >> greg: where is the baby? [laughter] >> judge jeanine: even rottweilers are big

fox news contributor kat timpf! and applause] why are so many people attracted to the tyrus? gravity. [laughter] my massive sidekick and the nwa world heavyweight champion, tyrus! all right. before the show started, we did our preshow prayer in the green room. tyrus, we were talking about this. and i thought you had a very good point to make. of what is to come to you first about powerlifting. >> tyrus: oh. you know, sometimes i just want to identify as a chimpanzee so i can rip people's face off. [laughter] just to attack everything. >> greg: that is not what you said in the green room. [laughter] >> tyrus: i listen to him say he does not understand what is wrong with women's bench press. you don't have mammary glands, meronk. you are designed for something else. it is not their fault. actually, they are pretty strong considering muscle density. their bench press is actually better than ours, but what ends up happening is no women are coming to save other women. so who are the feminists going to have to be? they wi

douglas murray, kat timpf, tyrus, 10:00 p.m. it's going to kick your butt.imals are great >> greg: we haven't done this for a while. >> greg: we actually do a lot more than you know. check out this creature. do you guys know what that is? it's a little pups were just born at the san diego zoo. those are four babies. and a first-time father bowie, congratulations and the mother rose lena. i hope they make things work just for the kids. don't let their tiny legs fool you. they're mature very quickly and they are mobile and they have all now got work in the postal service. they are called cappy berras. >> rodent in the world. >> harold: my kids favorite thing you do animals are great. another shout-out to this 4-year-old to hit a 400-foot grand slam team u.s.a. >> jesse: that kid is not 12. >> harold: fans are even suggests. >> jesse: no way is that kid 12. >> harold: make sure he is actually 12. congratulations even though people are questioning your age, did you a great job. lead the team to victory. he won't be draft eligible until 2029. definitely one to wa

joe mace, kat timpf, related her uncle nick guilder.there. tonight, well, let's do this "greg's itchy bear news. imagine you are this bear and imagine how good this feels teaching his kids how to do the right thing. scratching. you know what? they might need a moisturizer. >> judge jeanine: look how cute? >> greg: then they will maul you to death. cute rip you to sheds much like jessicas, you're next. >> jessica: great. so he is used to being a star on the court but being a rock star was a new experience for warrior's guard steph curry. invited on stage during san francisco concert. helping williams belt out the lyrics to mystery business. mayor more holds a special place in their heart. they bonded over the band's music. he knew every line which i was very impressed. you go, girl. >> greg: wow, that's a terrible one more thing. >> jessica: it is not. >> greg: awful. right, dana? show her what a good. >> dana: you are going to love mine. >> greg: does it involve a child doing something great? >> dana: no something better. today is natio

raccoons actually avoid eating her trash, fox news contributor kat timpf. and earthquakes have to go through tyrus drills. my massive sidekick, tyrus. joe, welcome to the show. >> thanks that was a cheap shot about my canadian girlfriend. i love you, beverly. >> i never met her. you have a picture at the desk. it looks like a picture you've got with the frame. >> she is a frame. that is not the word. >> we will have dinner. she is coming to town and we will have dinner this week. >> you are going to say she was a frame model, weren't you? >> a hand model. >> joe, what did you make a biden and's whether channel appearances? >> i think you should have gone on oxygen. not the network. to me, it is a nonsense idea that the government is going to change the weather. you cannot even get them to columbus day. >> that is true. you are right. i think now we have updated the age of the earth by 20 billion years. somehow biden thinks he will save the earth and in his 80 year span. what egotism that is. >> it's a part foster as notion. the climate has been changing for

kat timpf. tyru t.s. that's tonight at 10 p.m.. whew. i almost made a mistake there.ng here. robotsothing t? it i have nothing to say here geher than look at thi'ss robot it's a little dog. it's a robot dog. look at this. see? they're getting better oon yon't ne. a >> pretty soon you won't need one that instead of. let's drop a battery b. and it's an infinite fly. and it will not hump your leg, ' although it might hump your toaster oven. >> that's all right. fe >> that's enough for me. a rare giraffe with no spots was just born at a tennessee seal. the newborn is thegiraffe only spotless giraffe in the world. accordinccordingg to zoo offici, the zoo doesn't have a name for her and is asking the public to help chip in. >> i go with spot singular. ti? >> i want. can i get them over time or.no, no. that's ithatt. t? l frea >> mm-hmm. they're all doing kids. total freak. [l, if you are. >> if you were trapped, you pulliam. yeah. the long neck, right? yeah. you really need a long neck. w. s >> just have longer legs. you can still reach the same >>ights thatt abou no one ev

kat timpf. you're going to love it. all right. th mthis is one of my favorites.. they're just like teenagers, e e right? if they they always have to check and look around isen thedsure nobody's aroun when they hook up.ar so these little young meerkats just hanging out together. i but, you know, they know there's somebody there watching them. so they got to look around as it goes clear. >> all right, let's do i t. who hasn't been there on the beat up now? here. it's mom and dad. there's nothing wrong with dad e touching anyone. >> no touching anyone. an, ag: note? >> yes. these are all different generations. how doyt you know anything>> dan about meerkat? i could just look at him and tella: i hav. n i've got one about a bear.y so this black bear named sam got a very specialin treat on a hot day in august. after zookeepers cleaned his pools , they realized the bears had never seen it so bubbly and allowed them to explore what was essentiall . a massive bubble bath. >> look at that bear. having fun? yeah. look aconnersville, tennessee. >> isn't he cute? all right. w

jamie listeat shows out kayleigh mcenany kat timpf tyrus. it's going to be great.that's my real hair.hi jesse, by the way. >> so this just came out. this is the new pil album. it's the first album aftercalist the vocalist, john lyons j wife, passed away from alzheimer's. the album is kind of a comeback of sorts because it's justi woul amazing. i listened to it all weekend. i would suggest a future fan of, you know, johnny lyden or johnny rotten when he was get um pistols. >> get this album.yo it's their best one in years, and you can get it anywhere. cd or go to amazon or itunes. i listened to black vinyl, which was my nickname in college.i bet , that it was e vinyl. >> well, it depends what mood i'm in. podcas all right. hey, an exciting new podcast. i can't wait. i knowt. c you can't wait. walk. run! do not walk to listen to perino on politics debut today. colin reed kicks us off. it's under 30 minutes and you will jusupdate t get a little update on politics and then i'm going to pass on the other things so that we can get to harold koh, u.s. runner noah lyles, c

erin every saturday right here on fox news i'm kat timpf and good night from new york city. ♪ ♪ helloryone i'm charlie along with alicia acuna raymond welcome to the big weekend show. the big story tonight, new crushing blow for moms and dasdz fighting for parental rights in their kids' schools a judge now block three new jersey school districts from enforcing policies that require schools to alert their parents if their kids identify as a different gender. crazy governor phil murphy sees this as a big win liberal cause. earlier this summer he sued the districts over the policies claiming they were illegal and harmful to transgender students. now, trump's former education secretary betsy is blasting the infestation. >> it is really rather mind boggling that we're even in a place leak this today where parents have to sue and/or push school boards to know and learn about things that they should be informed of as a matter of course with their children. there is no wonder why participants have begun to speak up across the country whether at school board meet lings or voting with their fee

. >> greg: tonight, gutfeld, emily, kyle mann from the babylon bee, kat timpf, tyrus.y endings in philadelphia. harold, it's not bad. a dog in philly brought rush hour traffic to a stand still when it got out. look at this. they had to slow down everything because the dog, named enzo was swerving through lanes and cutting off cars. but you know what? because the police, they do good things. they shot the dog dead. no, no, no. they saved the dog. they saved the dog. they captured the run away dog and got back in the police car. where now he is the president of a large fortune 500 company. [laughter] >> greg: yes. >> dana: dog is fine. all right. turns out zoo animals fall down just like humans. check out this zoo in greece. giving ring tailed lemurs favorite treats of frozen ice. isn't that cute? so cute. had a really great time. this is my crew. recognize jimmy failla came down kirk and the jerks concert. so fun. brian kirk said why didn't you defend me when jesse attacked you. i didn't know he attacked you. i found out more about it. we can talk about it after the sho

kat timpf is here, author of "you can't joke about that".bly sold out. >> when you asked me to be on, you had no idea i was a straw expert. >> i knocked on the wall between our offerses, can you come on? >> i happen to know these bans, it will done by a phone survey by a 9-year-old boy at the time. that's where all of these laws came from in the first place. >> martha: really? >> yes. it's .02% of the waste in the ocean overall. it's not a major source of pollution. of course, even if they weren't toxic, they don't work. >> martha: they don't. >> you can't drink your drink without dissolving in your drink. >> martha: i did and experiment after the debate. i had a drink. there was a paper straw it in. by the time i got halfway through it, i needed another one. so now you have two straws instead of one. >> absolutely. i think that these never should have been a thing to be pushed on us. if they worked, that would be one thing. it was such a rush. it became such a thing without really realizing it wasn't a big deal. especially because people li

kat timpf entire plane. >> this is an insane show. all right, let's do this. yes. yeah.know, i love needles. check out this adorable baby porcupine. what's so adorable n about this at the potawatomi zoo in south bend, it needszo to hold somebody's hand while it eats dinner. >> fun fac t, baby porcupines are called tar talas. >> no, they're not true. now they're called perky pets. h -it's a north.s name >> it doesn't have a name yet. let's name it carla tart la la. yeah. oh, jessica, you're next. okay, great. so, miami dolphins wide the receiver tyreek hill, shocking fansedia a and the media aliked revealing he doesn't study game film aheadah of the game. >> that's redundant. instead, he has a rather way ofi unconventional way of getting to know his opponents ahead of the kickoff. >> sl likeo i feel like madden p a good tale of how good players are. so i just played madden the night before and i go lick it out. >> right. yes. the >> here in your back pocket, the next time your wife oru pl girlfriend says you play too many video games. >> very educational. oo i love that,

[cheers and applause] >> greg: when i am pesky, she gets testy, fox news contributor kat timpf!rs and applause] >> greg: and even his common sense is immense, my massive side wick and the nwa world heavy weight champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: jamie, good to see you as always. are you non-binary? >> jamie: i'm -- i don't -- i think i'm the other one. is it binary? >> greg: i guess you're binary. >> jamie: i googled all the words we were going to talk about tonight and that wasn't one of them so i don't know what it means. >> greg: did any pronouns strike your fancy. >> jamie: by the way if anyone doesn't know what you what a pronoun is, i'll give a ray random couple sentences what pronouns are. it would be like she divorced him for no reason. he was really sad. these are random. >> tyrus: top of your head. >> jamie: they lived in the house that he bought. [laughter] >> jamie: he dodged a bullet. it's so -- i feel attacked from the monologue, too, because you know, i think you knew, i have a tattoo that says ask me about my tattoo. and so i feel really attacked. no

♪ >> reporter: out of time thanks charles payne, charly arnolt, michael loftus, kat timpf, fox news atight is next with dreamy trace gallagher. thank you, i love you america [cheers and applause]. >> trace: good evening i'm trace gallagher it's 11:00 p.m. on the east coast 8:00 here in los angeles and this is america's late news, fox news at night. and breaking tonight, the court cases against donald trump are stacking up, but the former president now says he has quote, irrefutable evidence that will exonerate him in the georgia case. smash and grab robberies, plus no cash bail equals zero consequences as california's crime crisis escalates yet again. but we begin with a major legal decision about to come down for several new jersey school districts who will learn whether schools are allowed to keep a child's sexuality a secret from their parents. the senior national correspondent kevin corke is live in dc with the breaking information on this. kevin good evening. >> reporter: evening trace. three monmouth county new jersey districts are being sued by the state of new jersey for passin

. >> martha: kat timpf and charlie arnold, let's play the musical part of the movie for fun.s hilarious. so, what do you think this movie is about? what is the message of this movie? >> seek him i loved the "barbie" movie. i don't hate men. i love them, my husband, my dogma my cat. my happy movie is happy gilmore. but i saw it for what it was, which is a movie. a lot of things are exaggerated because it is a movie. a lot of the jocks about men, sure, i can certainly take jokes from men if you don't know what i do for a living. i thought when i was laughing and i sold some of the other women in the theater laughing along looking at each other, there was a sense of a girl community. i really reject the idea of feminism and to access with victimhood and what is being done to men. i don't think that is empowering but sexism is a real thing and you can make jokes about things like that and create from it. i enjoyed it. i thought the jokes were in good fun. i loved it. >> martha: charlie? >> i was the opposite end of the spectrum. we saw the sound bites and the men reacted to this