i am kat timpf.g is off today so he asked me to check in and see how your new year's is going so far. not bad? good enough. all take it. we had a great year of shows with some awesome guests. we can't wait to bring you more in 2024. until then let's look back at some of our favorite segments from the past few months. and joy. >>> there is a new marvel movie out. apparently it sucks. i haven't seen it yet because i have better things to do. [ yelling ] >> the new flick is courtesy of disney who owns the marvel cinematic universe. the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worse. the next superhero should be the incredible shrinking box office. the latest offering, the marvels, was the worst opening for a marvel movie ever. even worse than ironman versus little women. they got destroyed in that. in this universe women are as physically strong as men. i'm talking actual women, not the ones with 5:00 shadows who can p in the snow. today entertainment is now secondary to diversity

new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and he is quick with a scowl but wise as an out will. new york times best-selling author and former wwe champ, tyrus. jamie, when i read that article i got the sense they were setting the table up for a preemptive strike. it's like when someone gets ready to put it in your world. somebody is preparing to divorce somebody else. they will create a prologue so it looks justified. are they doing that with trump, setting the premise to take him out? >> i think you are right. i like to watch this movie every night before i go to bed. i watch the same movie. i close my eyes and watch everything you've ever done wrong and your whole life. that's what they are doing. it's the worst case scenario. you made a good point. he was already president and didn't do any of these things. i heard when biden saw this he said i could have asked him to do that stuff? i trusted trump way more than i ever trust biden bin president. did you hear when biden first became president he almost pardoned some people

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"new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf!se] and the great barrier reef is his loofah. "new york times" best-selling author, comedian, world champion, tyrus! [applause] before we get to some news stories, let's do this. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: greg's leftovers! >> greg: it's leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. as always, it's my first time reading them, so if they suck, we will put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them into hot dogs. [laughter] here we go. fingers crossed. during a house committee speech, democrat congresswoman pramila jayapal accused former president donald trump on wednesday of inciting and erection. [laughter] something she's never been guilty of herself. [laughter and applause] terrible! chris christie announced he's dropping out of the g.o.p. presidential race. "it was difficult to support his platform," said the -- [laughter] said the workers who designed the debate stage. [laughter] >> tyrus: wow. >> greg: and like many politicians who dropped out, he said he's look forward to tak

new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! and applause] >> greg: all right, joe. are you looking back at 2024, how's it been for you specifically and for the country? >> joe: wow. what a year it has been so far, greg. it has really caught me off guard. if you'd have told me in 2023 that i was going to ring in the new year with green day and paul ave anka i would have said aren't they all dead but i'm not going to be cut off the rest of 2024 so i made predictions of what's goes to happen. first i think joe biden wins the presidential election at the villages retirement community. [laughter] >> joe: taylor swift and travis kelce will be splitsville because they got sick of themselves. and it's bad news for meghan markle and prince harry. they're going to remain harry. [laughter] >> greg: excellent post predictions of 2024. it's very confusing, rob. you had an eventful 2024. you had a very successful show on fox nation. >> rob: thank you, on january 8th, back on january 8th to keep up this stupid bit you had. whatever, had a sho

new york times best selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf!eers and applause] >> greg: jim, your new tour is called now you know. >> jim: yes. >> greg: what is it that you know? >> jim: i didn't know what else to call it but that sounded good. but people have been asking me about my life and my relationship and my wife and i are doing youtube now so it's one of those things where now people know my life and who i'm married to and they don't have to ask questions anymore it's out there. not that it was just a secret, i wanted to see if i liked being married. i didn't know i was transgender when i met her for four years she told me she was on her period. >> greg: what do you make of chappelle? is this something that just helps him because it just creates more marketing or whatever? or is this just fun. >> jim: chappelle is kind of -- i mean he's the biggest comic on earth so he's beyond getting in trouble. i'm bored with people pretending to be upset about it. it doesn't even feel general within this time. like when you see someone in baseball i

new york times best-selling author kat timpf!nd applause] to think many years ago, you were on this show because you just had written a book called "woke inc." which was about this very same issue. how much you are correct and why didn't anybody take your book as a warning sign, i say? >> vivek: it seems like these companies to as a how to. >> greg: yes. >> vivek: not exactly how i intended. it does not work. if you think about what is happening with "sports illustrated" now, you have a man identifying as a woman on the cover and now we have a bunch of employees who are identifying as unemployed. pretty soon, your pronouns are going to be hired. it is not the transition we're looking for. the transition is back to capitalism. then they say sports illustrated, it is not just the woke issue. the a.i. issue cracked me up, too. you want to know who those are of a.i. is in the united states of america? it is kamala harris. it ties the whole thing up as, it is the a.i. itself is actually now embedded with a lot of these woke doctrines.

new york times best selling thor and fox news contributor kat timpf!use] >> greg: michael, this story must disturb you because as a mentally ill homeless lesbian you can go missing for four days and no one notices or cares. >> michael: it's true. there's a code of conduct with the homeless mental lesbians that we try to live by. use the buddy system. >> greg: yeah, right. >> michael: now, la lloyd austin even though they don't pronounce the extra l in case one goes missing for days. he's got to be fired. >> greg: yeah. >> michael: like you have to fire this dude. like here's the metric i use. if you couldn't get away with it at arby's you shouldn't get away with it at the army, right? like if the manager at arby's didn't show up for four days, people would have questions, you know? >> greg: exactly. >> michael: but in biden's defense, there's a good chance that joe knew, right? he just forgot on a daily basis. right? because he doesn't know a lot of things. he doesn't know how to exit a stage by himself. he doesn't know where his ears are. all he does

"new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf!kayleigh, welcome to the show. you know what? i think the dems really screwed up here. if they had actually created a real deal with solutions, then if trumped or the republicans didn't act you can say, you don't want to solve this problem. but they actually introduced a bill that was just a crap sandwich, and everybody knows it. it's codifying illegal immigration and saying, come on in, that was the solution. what say you? >> kayleigh: first i will say i forgot my diligently researched notes, so this could get wild. jimmy said i could use his, so thank you. look, the talking points here -- and that's what they have, talking points -- our delusion. mayorkas begins by saying i have operational control. more people coming in the preparation of 32 different states. then biden is like, let's think again. oh, it's been this way for ten years, except you look at the graph and it goes like this in 2021, beep, beep, beep, legal encounters. bad talking point. then let's blame the republicans, b

fox news analyst kat timpf on that.ot worth anything, at the same time, paying for the policy mistakes, mortgage rates are going up, can't own a home. not good news for the millennial generation. >> i'm a millennial and i don't own a home. it would be kind of a dumb decision financially to do that and rent is crazy, because i live in new york, i think there are even people my age who are having jobs that should provide them more opportunity in terms of living situations than what they have, a lot of them are not only renting, but living with roommates and that kind of thing. i think that we all kind of envisioned our futures being a lot different than they are now, and if you are doing what your parents are doing, say, that does not mean you are going to be able to have the same life as your parents had because housing is a main thing being so, so, so expensive. >> yeah, there's apparently some spokes people from the biden administration, democrats out there talking about other news outlets sort of passing on the messag

. >> kat timpf tyron suspect. that's tonight at 10 p.m.. let's do thi ts, greg. >> how many nuts? . i have the trophy. e gues we're going to roll. we're going to roll it. stop it. and then we're goingse to get the guesses of how many nuts he could put in his mouth. >> okaisy, that's.. stop. that's a chipmunk. all right. take a look at him. : he hasting started. >> yes. yes. you have to guess before we do it. oh, yeah. that's how it goes. ten, ten , seven, 11, five., 5. >> all right, let's roll it over. >> do it. it's is so. oh, shoot.g: y i got thatea.h. jea flexible, cheap. yeahnines not. he's not going to lose too much. now. >> wow. oh, no. oh, no. i got it.t we just stop. you it says seven. yeah, so i guess that's seven. so home wi you got it. >> you got. you get to take this phone. ohge jeani, wow. >> oh, so much. you are always such a beauty. you must be so proud. very nice. everyone gets a trophy if you can't get enough of me,i you're in luck. i will be in troublewille . >> all right, ingram tonight at seven. what's the name of your show? ingr athe the "ingraham angle" 7 p.m

kat timpf and tyrus. >> team effort. we're not bitter. kennedy?a year, michelle is right, hamlin, most googled 57 o person of the year. >> see movie triangle park that i narrated, about first nfl game in history of nfl. >> sweet there you go. >> download able on amazon, prime. >> all right. >> number 3. there were some songs we could not get out of hu our head this year, what was most streamed song of 2023. dance the night by dua lipa. flowers by miley cyrus. it is corn by the corn kid? >> i am going with b . >> miley? >> i'm going with dua lipa. >> a. >> that one. >> kennedy. >> the answer is now three way tie, it was flowers by mile i similey sirius. >> was a great song. >> i can buy myself flowers. >> the women don't need me. >> buy your own flowers and your own date. >> this is it for all of the marbles. >> supe super bowl lvii was battle of kelse brothers who won the super bowl, chiefs, eagles or rihanna? >> go ahead. >> it was the chiefs. >> yeah. >> wow, duff? wow. >> she sounded confident. >> the chiefs. >> wow, fellas. wow. >> i'm upset.

"new york times" best selling author kat timpf.lot of influence over helicopter flight routes. "new york times" best selling author. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: all right. before we get to some news. ignore my new glasses. let's do this. >> greg's left overs. >> greg: all right. it's where i read the jokes we didn't use. it's my first time reading them so they suck. scientists in china have been able to keep a cloned monkey alive for 2 years. that's nothing. we kept our alive for fritsch. -- 45. [laughing]. monkey. this week green day performed a surprise set in new york subway with the show host jimmy falon. commuters shouted requests like please stop. >> [laughing]. >> [applauding]. >> [bleep]. >> greg: a source in hollywood said a movie about plaggarizing claudine gay deserves closer inspection but it was in gay's hand writing. whenever i see her i think of the humpty dance. men have better naviational skills than women. most women don't know about this study because they went to the wrong website. >> [laughing]. >> charl

thanks to jim, piers morgan, kat timpf and our studio audience.ove you, america. >> [cheers and applause]. >> trace: i am trace gallagher. 11 p.m. on the east coast and 8 o'clock in los angeles. this is fox news at night. breaking news tonight brand new information about conservatives targeted by the federal government. it's disturbing. federal investigators are accused of asking banks to flag transactions including terms like maga and trump as part of a probe into the january 6th attack on the capitol. kevin cork is live with incriminating details. >> and disturbing. in addition to federal investigators to ask banks to search for maga and trump as part of the investigation into january 6th, they warned that purchases of religious texts could indicate extremish. a letter obtained by fox news digital they located documents that indicate officials suggested that bank query transactions with key words like dick's sporting goods, and bass pro-shops and more. the house judiciary committee conducted oversight on this receipt of information about america

she is known for intensity and lack of bone density, kat timpf. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: "newmes" best selling author and former world champion tyrus. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: tom! could this evolve into another civil war like the one you loved so much? >> [laughing]. well, greg, i am so glad you got the reference. when i send in joe biden videos your young staff is i don't get the reference. greg will get it. >> greg: yes! >> this is amazing. going into an election year this will be a bad look for the biden administration. abbott is putting up the fence. he will keep cutting it down all year? they are literally cutting holes in the border wall. is this more proof that the federal government wants to flood our country with illegal immigrants? it will be a very bad look. i am not worried or angry at tony barrett. i don't understand it. >> greg: they didn't explain it well. >> no, they didn't. i guess the federal government has the right to cut the fence down and texas can keep putting it back up. let's see how that looks for the next year. >> greg: jamie, you are used

thanks to dennis miller and emily compagno and kat timpf. >> trace: i am trace gallagher. this is america's late news. fox news at night. breaking tonight the state of texas getting marching orders from the biden administration telling governor greg abbott to lead federal agency back in or there will be consequences. governor abbott ordered the texas national guard to seize control of the park with the massive influx of illegal immigrants. >> the clock is ticking for the wednesday deadline. it doesn't appear either side is backing down between abbott and president biden. shelby park in eagle pass, texas it, is what the u.s. border control uses to process migrants crossing into texas. texas fenced that off to slow down crossings. the biden administration said that's unconstitutional. following the drownings of a mother and two kids the department of justice filed a request with the supreme court to get access. dan patrick said his state is not endangering migrants. he blames president biden's lack of action at the border >> i tells them to go in. if you drown so what. joe b

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pale and skinny and fox news contributor, kat timpf.wishes he could pick on someone his own size. tyrus. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: kennedy, this is a pat erne. -- pattern. anything trump does get rid of it. >> the left he is literally hillary clinton. -- hitler. cut taxes for old ladies. but he should die. this is like the proud boys in blm. here you have people. this is a bad organization because they are horrible at vetting people. either bad at knowing they have terrorists working for them or they don't care. it's a magnet for terrorists. but remember this outrage. this is how libertarians feel all the time. we look at the failures of government on the international stage, this is why we should not be funding these organizations. >> people in the u.n. helps hamas. the u.n. helped somebody? >> greg: [laughing]. that's a change. we should shut the whole thing down the u.n. >> trump said bad things about u.n. people were like... people conflat funding with money going to helping people. throwing money at something can make it w

emily compagno, mike baker and kat timpf. let's do this. greg's sexy horse news.akes? ♪ [laughter] [laughter] >> greg: yeah. >> greg: keep it going. >> greg: that's your sexy horse news. >> judge jeanine: what are you craving now? >> jesse: you. [laughter] >> greg: oh my goodness. blew the last half of the season a catastrophe. after 13 seasons in philly. he announced his retirement. he helped us win the super bowl, seven time pro bowler. the guy is a legend. we love you jason and we are going to miss you. tonight "jesse watters primetime," vivek, debra lee and chris hanson tonight at 8:00. >> judge jeanine: i'm going to miss jason kelce, i love him. have you ever wanted something glitzy. hand place 2 million crystals on a bmw. calls herself it artist. rent this be daddled car and take car for a spin. >> jesse: women are so patient. >> greg: hey, jesse, how did chris hanson find you? [laughter] >> jesse: text message. >> harold: 101-year-old military veteran introduced to great, great blindfold. introduced he couldn't help but show excitement. i love this and his

new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. okay, before we get to some new stories, let's do this. greg postel a leftovers. i hope these are good. its leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. as always this my first time reading them. if they suck, we will marinate joe mackey and olive oil and toss them into the woodfired oven. all right. this week on cnn van jones advised president biden to stay hidden during the campaign. to which joe responded, while, a band that talks just like the car and night writer. during his speech this week the president implied that terry mcauliffe was the rightful governor of virginia. but he later clarified in his remarks saying, [indiscernible] the publisher of sports illustrated announced they have laid off most of the staff. the worst part, they were all notified on their football phones. remember those? they come with a subscription. for people born before 1980. a new study finds that the trick to a great vacation for married people is to travel without your partner. translat

we got tod, pyro morgan, ortega, vivek ramaswamy, kat timpf and tires the debate.ll, an emergency town hall tonight on our show in a gas station convenience store. >> hit it. he wanted to address the elephant in the room. the midwest, however, the gas station. hey, they. hey, can you give me a two liter bottle of fanta? thank you. great, great, great dr. pepper. man, i was just a dr. pepper guy. >> it's amazing. during a storm, he pulled over and we did the town hall. >> let's do this. >> watch that tonight. >> don't even. okay, so let's guess. i remember how to do this. i put in the sound and then you guys. >> yeah, we get. yes. all right. played the sound. >> they did that. they didn't. oh, all right, go ahead. that's my daughter, judge. it sounds like a child, but it's an animal. >> it is just some sort of chimpanzee or monkey elephant. >> let's play the actual tape bird to lyrebird mimicking a baby. it can mimic animals, humans and other sounds. of course, it's in australia that live it is mimicking is is that bird upset. >> do we know what that what he's tryin

new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! s and applause]. >> tyrus: that's actually pretty good >> kat: yeah. >> greg: and he put the ball back up on january 2nd new york times best selling author comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: tyrus, i have to go to you first because you really are the only person here that probably knows star wars really well aside from kat maybe. iewell kat knows how to get them fired up so stay tuned for that. but, listen, to all the lonely fellows out there, i was once like you and i, too, enjoyed star wars. you have to handle this like i did. remember, remember when darth vader died and the credits rolled? move on. it's over. there's nothing after that. yeah, dart mol was cool for a second, we leaned in and thought it was going to be another love story and they cut him in half. and what part did they give us back in solo? the top half. so when they're cutting people's balls off you know nothing good's going to come from this. you don't have to worry about of

all that plus charles payne and kat timpf at the top of the hour. >> emily: tesla owners might be havinglectric cars. ev batteries need to warm up to accept a fast charge and charging stations are filling up with frozen teslas. owners desperately trying to get a charge. a lot of snow cones around, leslie. >> leslie: i lived in chicago, buffalo, cleveland, i'm from boston, i live in los angeles. i know cold. i can tell you this, as a kid, i remember the battery is dead because it is cold. we didn't have a garage at my house. this can happen with gas vehicles, not just electric vehicles. weather can affect gas and electric and that does happen. >> emily: she is right, you know that because you drove a '70 hevelle. and there is no way around the charge for the tesla vehicle and our gas engine vehicles you get around it and run the engine. >> doug: we actually talked about this before. we have now a plug-in hybrid, i'm not opposed to new technology. there has been a push in california and other places within 10 years you will have all electric vehicles and pushing it on people and like teens

fox news contributor kat timpf. and he's an expert in mma, making men afraid. new york times best-selling author and former nwa champion, tyrus. charlie, i am already sick of this topic. but we have to talk about it because it's supposed to be important. do you think nikki haley is sticking around because she is angling for vp? that ship sailed? >> trump's comments about her a week or so ago were pretty sherman ask to the point what he said she wasn't presidential timber and then he followed up by saying the fact that i said this means that you can hold me to it. i can't undo it. if you think about it, when you have these discussions, my question is what is the ad that democrats can run against them when he picks her? it's going to be a pretty devastating ad. we are not just talking about the comments about the dress. i think its funny. everyone has been talking about how trump has been the past couple weeks. last night he took the chain off and went after her. i think because she really ticked him off. he was not going to--you can't blame him. the one thing ev

kat timpf and tyrus, that's tonight, 10:00 p.m. >> jessica: want to make sure dana gets.time with bill maher on friday. out all of next week for all of you who despise me. >> jesse: good luck, that will be fun to watch. >> a little shih tzu. broke out of his yard one snowy night to the horror of his owner jenny. posted a message on facebook. don't worry we found him at the bar. down at the local bar and he was all set. his name is bear. and he is fine. >> judge jeanine: did he know how to go there because she took him there all the time? >> jesse: always find a bear at the bar, right, brett? >> bret: yes you can holy shih tzu. good evening, welcome to washington, i'm bret baier, breaking tonight we are following two major stories from the world of big tech and social media. the ceos of several firms received an incredibly

we got dagen mcdowell, kat timpf, julie banderas and underpants guy.> we live in contentious times. people can't get along together . it's really bothering me. that's why it's really special when you see two different species getting along together, like this pet bird and dog. look at them having a great time playing. one could easily crush the other and eat it in its in its strong jaws, but instead they play an adorable game of tag with the golden retrievers. >> name is jasper and the parakeets name is mars. >> this occurred in california . >> these are facts that mean nothing to me. this is what gavin newsom is doing to california. this is herbert. all right, judge, you're next. okay. it's not necessarily that type of house call that police officers make, but one illinois officer took it upon himself to complete a food delivery order after the doordash driver was arrested before it was dropped off. >> take a look at this. great. wow. that you got arrested. but we want to make sure you get it so you get some. >> good night. you guys are amazing. thank

guy benson, erin per reason any, kat timpf, tyrus is back tonight at 10:00 p.m. let's do this.d the trophy. we are going to roll it, stop it and get the guesses of how many nuts he can put in his mouth. >> that's a chipmunk. >> judge jeanine: he hasn't started yet. >> greg: guess before we do do it. >> judge jeanine: 10. >> seven, 5. >> dana: i always overdo. it's just a chipmunk. flexible cheeks. >> greg: yeah. >> judge jeanine: he is not going to do too much. >> dana: oh, wow. >> jessica: i got it. >> greg: did we just stop it says seven. you got it. you get to take this home with you. >> judge jeanine: you sore lucky. >> jessica: look at that cutie. >> judge jeanine: such a cutie. >> everyone gets a trophy. >> judge jeanine: if you can't get enough of me you are in luck. i will be filling in for laura ingraham tonight at 7:00 on "the ingraham angle." "the ingraham angle" at 7:00 p.m. eastern time. stop talking. greg. and, also, if you are an early riser, i would be on "fox & friends" tomorrow morning in the 8:00 hour talking about a special that i'm hosting on jeffrey epstei

anyway, we have heather zumarraga, jamie his saw, vivek ramaswamy, kat timpf tyrus.ts you probably didn't need to know moving around small bladder i got to pee much like this otter. do you know they do a funny little dance before they urinate. that's how you know an otter has to pee. this is in tang nic can a wildlife park in kansas two-step dance river otters do otters are adorable. >> judge jeanine: peeing before? >> judge jeanine: time for judge's sweet tooth. got to change this one. okay. say goodbye to a fan favorite. fruit striped gum. candy company has announced they will be discontinuing this iconic gum featuring the zebra. even though the tastes only lasts about 30 seconds. its memory will stick around forever. and it is lining my gut because i always swallow the gum. >> harold: 24 seasons with the new england patriots coach belichick great partnerships in sports. one of the great protagonists and dynasties in sports. congrats to mr. belichick and mr. kraft. >> jesse: kevin knee land at 8:00 eastern, there he is, everybody. kevin kneeland. >> ask him to do m

tonight abby hornacek will be battling kat timpf who is wearing glasses or gives her an intellectualt moms like to have a glass of red wine. one celebrity mom has admitted she loves to eat in the shower because it's satisfying and saves time. is it jessica biel or drew barrymore? >> whoever chose both of these people did a great job. >> that's a foul. she gets minas one. >> at first i thought whatever i don't really care. >> she is sticking with it. and drew and jessica? >> it is jessica. i think i saw it earlier. abbey said i couldn't change. abby makes the rules. >> are we going to see it. >> take a bite or sip and put it on the ledge. then you do you thing. wash her hair, keep the so out. that's a big deal. it's pretty simple. >> the game is under protest. >>> i thought this was your show. you're letting her make the rules on your show? [ crosstalk ] >> let's move on. come out, come out. the more everyone watches joe biden the more they rather see him stay inside. that includes the folks over at cnn. which analyst has a following advice for joe biden? stay hidden and do not campai

i got rob long, vance august, kat timpf and joe tonight at 10:00 p.m. >> i have something to promote.this morning. so, check it out. get your 20 minutes in politics. jessica? >> jessica: the whole thing super cool set of twins. one was born in 2023. >> i love this. >> yeah, in new jersey. congratulations. >> dana: up won was born in '23 and the other in new jersey? >> greg: 1984. >> judge jeanine: different years identical. >> both in new jersey. >> judge jeanine: it is fun. >> dana: anyway, that's it for us. new jersey 2023. al

throw her french fries in the park, new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf[cheers and applause] >> greg: and parents, hide your grandmothers, new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: lee, okay, if you were governor of new york, i could ask you how would you handle the protesters. this is an ongoing issue, how can they handle this now. what is at the law enforcement's disposal? >> lee: you should have law enforcement resources being focused on these different crimes that actually result in prosecutions that do result in records, but you have prosecutors who won't actually from these crimes. even if the nypd does all the work to put together a great case the prosecutors are still failing to prosecute. even if it's like an attempted murder, let loan this kind of stuff. i mean, some cases you wonder, like where's the national guard? maybe we can bring them in to open up a major bridge or a tunnel when someone's trying to close this stuff down. it's crazy, the tactics that get used by these t

kat timpf, tyrus. it's going to be great. greg's char cutry etiquette tips. together a charcuterie always make sure you have meal worms. meal worms. have some meal worms you never know when an owe possum is going to be visiting. they are very picky eaters, look at this guy. delicious. i hate possums and brunch. >> greg: i know what to get you for your birthday. >> jesse: last time on our she here is the. for cheating at the egg and spoon race, i was given this egg and spoon race award right here which acknowledges the true champion right here piers. >> judge jeanine: what does it say? >> piers: biggest loser. >> dana: that was my secret santa gift. >> judge jeanine: none cheating winner. >> jesse: dei thursday, please come and celebrate. >> judge jeanine: a pig by the name of homer. he loves bedtime and for good reason. let me tell you what they do. they tuck this pig in bed every night. a snack, a blanky toy plenty of love before the lights go out. pigs are very affectionate and smart. mine, however, never slept in my house. there's my pig in the pig house.

kat timpf, tyrus tonight at 10:00. let's do this. cats are evil news. children are our future.erous, dangerous little animal that is. this somewhat cats are doing behind our back backs. they are putting children in danger. >> jesse: tonight at 8:00 is taylor swift a pentagon asset. a huge "primetime" investigation. also tony robbins will join us. >> dana: judge? >> judge jeanine: i don't have enough time to talk about this but i want to say i will watch your show tonight. >> dana: i will tell you -- ♪ ♪

>> greg: we have a show tonight for you jim nor tan, kennedy, kat timpf. look at that 10:00 p.m. days ago. the zoo bars were spilling outer with drunks. here's a couple of pandas rolling out of the bar last call. wow, were they wasted, brawling. they couldn't find their car keys. fought out in the street. nobody wanted to break it up. they just kept fighting. they wanted to get back in; you know, the thing is, this is the problem with new year's eve. it's all amateur night. these pandas get wasted. come out doing stupid things. maybe drink at home next time, pandas. >> greg: go back to china. >> shut up, racist. >> jesse: today is national straw drinking day. i have update on rules for men. as you know i disapprove strongly of men drinking from straws in public. i have an exception if it's an coconut. i was served a cocoa nut with a straw in it and i drank it proudly. no one has a picture this is not preemptively getting out in front of the picture that might be coming out at all. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," we have rob schneider, chris rufo, julie banderas at 8:00. judge

kat timpf and adam hunter. greg where is jesse's moose. he couldn't find his hair care products. ended up on the tarmac. this is a roller filled with jesse's hair care products that had been left on the tarmac and then blown away in the wind there is why jesse's hair system looks so shabby, we will try to get that to you as soon as possible, jesse. >> jesse: i got the sticky bag claim ticket. >> now we know we need airtag on that hair product, jesse. >> jesse: we are live from new hampshire, we are at haley and trump rallies. we will bring that to you tonight at 8:00 eastern. >> dana: i had trey gowdy on parrino on politics podcast that just posted a few moments ago. you can check that one out. harold, do you have a great one more thing for us tonight? >> nic dunlap, amateur golfer, university of alabama sophomore won the 2024 american express championship over the weekend. he was not able to sex the $1.5 million price because he is a an amateur. >> greg: is he a dude. >> dana: why do we have shah shot when he didn't make it? >> harold: i didn't put that together. >> judge jeanin

i got rob long, vance august, kat timpf and joe tonight at 10:00 p.m. >> i have something to promote. perino on politics this week with collin reed. we taped it this morning. so, check it out. get your 20 minutes in politics. jessica? >> jessica: the whole thing super cool set of twins. one was born in 2023. >> i love this. >> yeah, in new jersey. congratulations. >> dana: up won was born in '23 and the other in new jersey? >> greg: 1984. >> judge jeanine: different years identical. >> both in new jersey. >> judge jeanine: it is fun. >> dana: anyway, that's it for us. new jersey 2023. all right. dana, thanks. >> dana: have a great show. >> bret: gogood evening. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, we are following two major stories, first former president donald trump is appealing a decision by maine's democratic secretary of state barring him from primary ballot in his role january 6th, 2021 capitol riot. expecting a similar appeal over colorado's decision to remove the decision from that state's ballot. we begin with claudine gay's resignation as the president of harvard university. th

new york times best-selling author kat timpf. and he serves his knuckle sandwiches with a side of punch. new york times best-selling author, comedian and former nwa champion, tyrus. jamie, it's weird. even after covid your family preferred to social distance from you. >> that's true. that's why i like that one clip. >> somebody clapped extra hard. us it might be your ex-wife. spin ekpe for that reason i did like social distancing. finally i know why people are staying 6 feet away. he lied to us and we took it seriously. we changed our lives because of what he said. when i was married we would social distance and do it during sex which was when i was out of town. do you know how you mentioned schwarzenegger briefly asked do you know how they figured out he slept with the made? she came over and brought her kid. she was vacuuming and the kid picked up the couch and she vacuumed under it. did you read that? i'm sorry. did you read that they said in this interview vouching said he did not recall over 100 times pertinent facts about c

. >> yes, he is the stunning dagen mcdowell, the delightful kat timpf. >> and they alwaysg n mc thoughsg the show, there was a big vote in congress. i thinngress.he congrk we see tn coming out now. >> they just voted. they voted for a $200 million addendum to the war fund just for sardines. >> i think that's jerrold nadler in the back waddling. oh, look, he looks like he's had an accident. but there they are going,larm i think got one over there, just pulled a fire alarm. >> but that will never be the case. >> w>>e ha jd to mak.e a politil e, jessica. okay. so a father's love knows no bounds or in thihype. shouls cae right now, it shouldn't. this is the heartwarming momenrt a father carried his paraplegic son up three flights of stairs after the elevator at a train station broke, isn't it? mason brandstatter suffered yeas a spinal cord injury three years prior and documents his progress in daily life struggles online. hash tag dad. god bless them. i know. onlin blessi guess he has.fo johnny does that for you. yeah. just because i'm lazry. >> yes. that's an incredible. yeah, that was. >>

thanks to joe machi, rob long, vince august, kat timpf, our great studio audience. fox news at night with dreamy trace gallagher is next. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america! [cheers and applause]. >> trace: good evening and happy new year. i'm trace gallagher, it's 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, 8:00 here in los angeles and this is america's late news. fox news at night. and breaking tonight, the new evidence is very strong that voters are not happy and the anger appears to be across the political spectrum. young, old, black, hispanic. the numbers for president biden are getting worse and when you have a lot of ground to make up in the new year, solutions seem to be few and far between t senior national correspondent kevin corke is live in dc with the very latest on this kevin good evening. >> reporter: happy new year my friend, evening to you. now last year president biden reportedly spent about, let's just say about a third of his time on the job away from the job, as it were, at get aways, posh vacation spots and almost weekly at his home over in delaware. but a

kat timpf and our studio audience, i am greg gutfeld, and i love you, america. [applause]ra: ♪ ♪ >> laura: hello, everyone i'm f laura ingraham and this is "the ingraham angle." i was on a flight to l.a. when i saw the news and i thought, as much as i needed the break, i cannot let tonight has given the importance of this moment pure they are two big stories we wil hit over the next hour.th first, confirming what we have been telling you now i thinkof well over a year. there isis a new coalition of voters forming in thefrom united states who are turning away from the bleakness andhe despair of the democrat party and toward a more populous pro-america led by donald trump. more on that later. then, of course, the big news. out of cambridge. you can't say we didn't warn them. that is the focus of tonight's "angle." each passing day clotting k filmic gay remains in office, she is to resign. until the mit president kelly kornbluth to resign. if they don': tht resign, fire s the truth is all four college presidents who came before congress and then seem to have troubl

kat timpf and tyrus.ence store. hit it. >> i wanted to address the elephant in the room here. [laughter] >> work in the gas station. >> greg: vivek. can you get me a it liter bottle of bacca. >> thank you. >> dr. pepper man storage he pulled over and we did the town hall. >> greg: let's do this. >> greg: let's get -- camera how to do this. play the sound and then you guys '. >> judge jeanine: we guess. >> greg: play the sound. >> judge jeanine: they did. >> greg: no they didn't. [crying] >> jesse: that's my daughter. [laughter] >> greg: judge? >> judge jeanine: it sounds like a child. >> greg: but it's an animal. >> harold: some sort of chimpanzee or monkey. >> dana: elephant. >> greg: let's play the actual tape. >> jesse: bird? >> greg: a bird mimicking a baby. mimic animals, humans and other sounds in australia where all the freaks live. >> dana: it is mimics. >> judge jeanine: is that bird upset? do why know. >> greg: it's been around babies all its life. >> judge jeanine: dana? >> dana: great news cam

. >> reporter: awesome, little upstate tour fantasticment thank to jim norton, kennedy, kat timpf ourtudio audience. fox news at night with trace gallagher is next. i love you america. >> trace: good evening i'm trace gallagher, 11:00 p.m. on the east coast 8:00 in los angeles and this is america's late news, fox news at night. breaking tonight, brand new video just into fox news showing a man, as you saw there, violently attacking a las vegas judge literally jumping over barriers up onto the bench. we'll tell you wa the suspect said right before he attacked. but, first, breaking news that almost broke the internet. the names of people tied to convicted sex offender jeffrey epstein now publicment more than 900 pages of court documents were unsealed moments ago. it really is a who's who list that nobody wants to be on including the former president bill clinton and names like michael jackson, george lucas, it goes on and on. the senior national correspondent kevin corke is live in dc with the breaking information on this story. kevin good evening. >> reporter: evening trace, in additio

kat timpf and abby hornacek. i have been looking forward to this segment all day. welcome, ladies.what say you, kat? >> i'm not peer to my little sister is into taylor swift. both of us started watching football this year because of the mayans, we are from detroit. and our first week, they lost. i'm back to not watching football again. speak a little girls everywhere going, turn it up, turn it on, let me watch. >> 9% more women watched this year because of taylor swift. i am a huge sports fan and i want all of the games regardless. i am not mad at it because i think it is beautiful to see target people who are in love -- you cannot hate -- supporting each other, exactly. but at the same time, i think we have covered it so much that it is overshadowing some of the other stories that we have heading to the super bowl. i also am not going to pretend seeing the effects taylor swift has had boosting the sales, $330 million, she's made the nfl $330 million. just let that sink in. >> i think they are addressing some of the haters with the headline saying you are so sick of seeing taylor s

i'm kat timpf and on behalf of greg gutfeld, i love you, america. ♪ >> good evening welcome to washingtonm mike emanuel in for bret baier. border crossings set another record. officials report the highest monthly total ever recorded for december. with the new year comes new laws. we'll tell you where minimum wage is up and which states are implementing new gun restrictions and bret baier looks at the reece of internet use and how they're impacting the electric grid. but, first, breaking tonight, president joe biden says his favorite memory of the year is bringing jobs back to the u.s. he also says the country's in a better position to lead the world than any other nation. the president's new year's message comes amid a year of low approval numbers criticism of the us handling of the war in israel and the crisis at our southern border. the first family's scheduled to return to, wa ton tomorrow after a week-long caribbean vacation. lucas tomlinson is traveling with the president and reports from st. croix. good evening, lucas. >> mike, the white house says president biden received a briefin

thanks to jim, piers morgan, kat timpf and our studio audience.ove you, america. >> [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> hello everyone. i'm anita vogel along with joey jones, kennedy and charlie hurt welcome to the big weekend show the big story tonight the count down is on to the new hampshire primary with three days until granite state voters go to polls and president trump about to rally supportsers in manchester and listen in to some of it in a few minute and mickey haley rallying as well and listen in there too. and there is breaking news about ron desantis, a big shakeup to his campaign plans is coming up in just minutes. >> nikki haley made unholy alliance with never trumpers, americans for no prosperity to get liberals and biden supporters to vote for her in the republican primary. >> i voted for donald trump twice. i think he was the right president at the right time. chaos follows him, and we keapght be a country in disarray with a world on fire. >> so we're in south carolina. can someone tell me major achievements of nikki haley when she was g

kennedy, joe devito, kat timpf, tyrus. going to be great. greg's what the heckle is that. little sucker. isn't that incredible? >> judge jeanine: that is great. >> greg: pigmy slow lore was. imagine if you found that. >> jesse: what is a pigmy slow lorace. >> it's a mammal. >> jessica: like a lorax? >> greg: you never heard of a lorace. amazing night vision but sticky hands. don't ask me how i know. judge, i think you are next. >> judge jeanine: i don't want to talk about it. all right. it's time for -- we got to change. this if there's one thing to know about me it's that i love oreos but not as much as judge jeanine apple or junior mints. oreo releasing a new limited edition space dunk cookie cosmic cream. everyone has to take one marshmallow flavor popping candies in each bite. a bite let me know what you think. cosmic. what do you think? >> jesse: pretty good. >> jessica: pretty good. >> dana: sweet. >> judge jeanine: jessica, it's good. >> greg: oreos in my mouth now. jessica jessica a carnival cruise ship rescued two stranded kayakers in the gulf of mexico monday. ju