[laughter] kate hudson upgraded from mosquito bites to bee stings. and l.t. masturbated a little too close to a 16 year old. oh yeah, and the show the two coreys needs to be re-tooled. and that was stuff we're sad we didn't get to make fun of. next week the look at that horse guy gets a web redemption. >> look at that horse! >> look at that horse's ass. hey make sure you follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the shows. keep up with our daily blog over at comedycentral.com/tosh.o. and big news: comedy central is sending me on a world tour. thankfully it's only in the u.s. the tosh tour 2010 starts september 24th and tickets go on sale june 17th. new dates are being added daily. all the info is on our website. and if you do come out to a show, no surprise trust falls into me. [laughter] first of all, i'm not trustworthy, and second of all, i'm very frail. see you next week. good night. [cheers & applause] . ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] we

i'm a goldie up and down the field over kate hudson. that being said, no chance. tina fey. thanks would be intimdating to me. to be with a woman who thinks she's funnyer than i am. so no. gwen stefany. lucy lu, you're in my wheelhou wheelhouse. but i'm i'm going to go with an asian. i'm going to go with a really, really young one. like, international waters you young. sandra bullock. oh. america's sweetheart. no. annette benning. that's interesting. that is interesting. yeah. that's a huge no. queen latifah. that's just too much for me. i'm not going to do. would it be considered sex if i have to wear four condom all right. no. vapora jessica parker, 46. everywhere tells me she has a great body. she likes like she's hit the wall, then kept running into it over and over and over. sharon stop. a i'm gonna say this on television. i hate this woman. i hate, i hate everything about her. i hate what she stands for, i disagree with every view she's ever had with that being said, she's beautiful and i would probably have sex with her. but no. brook burk. no. i want to go back to sh

. >> take hudson is here -- kate hudson here. is a great show tonight on late night after jay leno. >> manti te'o ran the 40 yard dash today and you will not believe john harbaugh's reaction. we will show it to you, coming up in sports. >> the maryland lottery, let yourself play. tonight's jackpot has an estimated annuity of $575,000. 14-20-30-23-38-8. if no one matches all six numbers on one line of a ticket, the jackpot climbs to $600,000. textron is thursday night at 11:22 on wbal tv 11 news. the maryland lottery, let yourse >> the orioles still have plenty of depth in their starting rotation and there is still plenty of room for mattis. it is hard being a starter, and today against the yankees it was an impressive first day of spring for brian. he pitched two scoreless innings and allowed just two hits. adam jones picking up where he left off last season. he drives one to the gap. brian roberts had a couple of hits. name tags one to the gap. that is going to fall in there. the birds go on to win 5-1, and i start to the spring

. >> there's nothing wrong, like there's nothing wrong with you looking at kate hudson jiggling her goody in a bikini, what's wrong with this? >> i feel he's going to feed you this breakfast and then eat you. >> and what's wrong with [ bleep ]. >> whoa. >> do you mean -- >> daytime show. >> you mean the "silence of the lambs" style show? >> yeah. he's going to make you breakfast and then-make you put lotion on your skin. >> i agree. >> you guys are hating on this guy. >> whatever. >> if you can look at a good-looking chef, i way, why not? and it's a healthy recipe. >> long as there's a shirt on my chef. i don't want hair in my breakfast.

. >> kate hudson talks sports illustrated and the oscars have three new prs)tymuju:Ñ >> oscars earlyys ahead. we'll hear how several nominees will take the stage whether they win or not and will present awards on oscar sunday. they'll join the cost of chicago and avengers. if you haven't already go to otrc.com to play the challenge. choose your favorites to win and compare with your friends. last night hollywood boulevard trance form noodleo brick road for the premier of "oz, the great and powerful". >> i just responded to the person i met on the page. >> i hope you're going to love to hate me that. would be my hope. i'm playing a very, very, bad girl. >> it slides into theaters march 8th. super model kate upton braved subzero temperatures for the cover of the "sports illustrated" swimsuit edition. >> a little secret i learned was hot water bottles on your stomach and on your neck. >> pick upper copy of the "sports illustrated" swimsuit edition now. >> and academy awards now just a week and a half away. abc 7 is the only place to watch the big show on february 24th. >> still ahead he

start by thanking the wonderful speakers and kate for moderating and the staff here who made this possible and keep me sane and the funders, stewart hudson and michael barr for chris -- michael northrup whose comeback today which has been a homecoming for us all and the other founders that make all this work possible. before we break for the reception, i just want to give you a reminder we're going to start bright and early at 8:30 tomorrow because we have the governor of delaware right at 8:30 as a start time we will hear from the energetic andrew, author of the book and we are going to go straight into a panel of terrific experts at 10 a.m. on what state and locals and others that the federal level and more in the private sector, the insurance industry are doing to help us adapt to the consequences of climate change. more on adaptation planning from the federal government for the white house counsel and environmental quality at noon and then we are going to have a strong keynote at the end with the governor of connecticut talking about resilience and of course in the space of all the man-made and climate that they've had in connecticut