who's kate? upton. my wife, your daughter-in-law. come on.you recently? you've been so moody. i'm sorry, but i'm sick of going to school and hearing teachers say, "you're alex dunphy's brother? really?" like i'm an idiot. oh, honey, you're not an idiot. i forgot the paddle even though we just learned the boating checklist yesterday. alex would never do that. and if she did, she'd probably, like -- i don't know -- use this fishing rod to cast out and hook us on the shore because "i'm so smart." and then she'd pull us in because everything she does always works. [ reel clicking ] oh, my god. it's working. it's working! figures. alex. [ gasps ] ooh, ooh. don't move. the lighting is really cool right now. what are you doing? don't smile. why? it's my favorite thing. be serious. look out the window. okay. [ camera shutter clicks ] look. whoa! that is honestly the best photo anyone's ever taken of me. thank you. you mind if i send a copy to beth? andy, um... when i read the text about your flight, i saw the text from beth telling you not to come. y