. >> katherine heigl. your mom was -- the night she had you was supposed to go see neil diamond in concert. >> and she wanted to name me sweet caroline. and. >> weiners are hazardous to your health. [ laughter ] >> shaun and david cassidy. you're dressed almost identically. >> we do that -- >> like the olsen twins. >> la roux. ♪ >> lend me your ears for the next hour and i'll lend you all the weird things i have been thinking about. >> "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with katherine heigl, shaun and david cassidy and music from la roux. to see light bulbs turn on. i want my students to have something that they could apply the next day at work if they have to. for my students, they need to know that i'm there for them; - it's a passion of mine. - for them to say, 'you've helped me develop, uh, ideas, you've helped me grow and become a better person,' those are the reasons why i like to teach. my name is dr. maureen steinwall. - dr. tom schmidt. - dr. jillian skelton and i am a phoenix. a miller lite.

katherine heigl, whatever. >> i feel sort of the same way as she's counting her numbers. >>> this comes from knbc nbc 4 in los angeles. in anaheim, it was a pretty big day for small dogs. 300 chihuahuas turned out. onlookers cheered as they scampered down the 30-foot track. only occasionally staying in their lane. the winning dog and owner received a free trip to new york for the chihuahua racing nationals. yes, there is such a thing. >>> i'm dan kloeffler, and this is "early today," just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >> a very good monday morning to you. first monday. the month of august. it is really going to feel like it. yesterday we had several unconfirmed reports of tornadic activity in the lower eastern shore and a water spout was spotted. things have settled down as the front has made it through the area. you can see that all the shower activity is well offshore. may encounter a little light patchy fog early on. but by this afternoon partly cloudy to mostly sunny. 86 to 89, the forecast high. winds out of the west-northwest this morning, then shifting to

katherine heigl, whatever. >> i feel sort of the same way as she's counting her numbers. >>> th comes from knbc nbc 4 in los angeles. in anaheim, it was a pretty big day for small dogs. 300 chihuahuas turned out. onlookers cheered as they scampered down the 30-foot track. only occasionally staying in their lane. the winning dog and owner received a free trip to new york for the chihuahua racing nationals. yes, there is such a thing. >>> i'm dan kloeffler, and this is " >>> a live look outside at the dark sky. are there clouds in that sky? we'll fd out in just a moment. find out what kind of day it's going to be. good morning, e one. i'm barbara harrison. >> i'm keith garvin sitting in for joe krebs. we want to start things off this morning with a look at weather and traffic. >> we have tom kierein back with us this morning. welcome back, tom. >> good to be back. good to see you. welcome, keith. >> thank you. >> here we go this monday morning off to work andmeum s um school this morning under a clear sky. es lhumies huovernight. radar n. 73 in washington. mid-70s southerno t mid-70s s

first you take a head then you put it on another body ♪ ♪ like if richard gere's head was on katherine heigl's head swap ♪ ♪ first you get two pictures of some famous people then you scan the photo into your computer ♪ ♪ then you e-mail them to the graphics department but hold a second the e-mail's not working ♪ ♪ so you put the photos onto a flash drive walk it over to the graphics department ♪ ♪ and on the way there that guy from accounting asks if you're gonna come to his party ♪ ♪ you don't want to go but you don't want to hurt his feelings ♪ ♪ you tell him that you'll get back to him later ♪ ♪ but right now you got to go back and work on head swap ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ so you go to find the guy in the graphics department you had him the flash drive say here are the photos ♪ ♪ he says didn't you hear the printer's not working oh my god what are we going to do ♪ ♪ we can go down to kinko's we can do it all there you're like whatever man ♪ ♪ we just got to get it done so we take celebrity's heads and put in on another celebrity's body ♪ ♪ it's a head swap [ laughter ] ♪ so you hop in his honda an

next week, we'll be joined by katherine heigl, tom arnold, zooey deschanel, seth green, "the bacheloretteailer park boys and music from la roux and jewel. this is my cousin sal. >> hey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal, what do you think -- uncle frank, honest. >> he's honest, i'm on your side, there's no way he's having sex with aunt chippy. right? >> she said we can't because we're not married anymore. it would be a sin. >> it would be a sin. like a woman has needs an everything, she plays video poker and yell at people with cigarette breath and that's the extent of her need. right? guillermo, on the other hand, he's hitting her. [ laughter ] >> all right. well, you know, these are tough economic times and more and more people are cutting corners and shopping at places like the 99 cent store, so we thought it would be fun to send my cousin sal and his hidden camas there to greet them. >> you can't fathom what happened. >> hello. >> hi, how are you? >> how much is this? it's not scanning. price check on trail mix, register one. >> 99. a price check. >> 99? >> yeah. >> all right.

tomorrow night, katherine heigl, david and shaun cassidy and music from la roux.n friday, tom arnold, the trailer park boys, and music from the eels. so join us then. our first guest is a talented young lady with a head of hair nearly as thick and lustrous as the reverend al's. you know her from "elf", "yes man", "almost famous" and many other films. her latest is called "500 days of summer", it is in theaters now. please welcome zooey deschanel. [ cheers and applause ] great to see you. >> it's great to see you too. >> thank you for coming. did you meet the reverend al backstage? >> i did not. i'm excited to meet him. >> yeah. it will be great. yeah. >> i saw him on television. >> you did, yeah. >> with the michael jackson -- >> yes. he gave a very good speech. >> yeah, yeah. i didn't really watch the whole speech. it was like on television and the -- in the other room. i heard -- >> hopefully -- >> making tea in my kitchen and i just heard like he put on one glove and he pulled up his pants and he changed race relations. i was like -- [ laughter ] okay. and i ra

later this week, katherine heigl, tom arnold, david and shaun cassidy, the trailer park boys, and musicm la roux. so please join us for all of that. also, i was thinking about it over the weekend, and it occurred to me that the only way to ever be completely done with your laundry is to do it naked. and so that is what i must do. our first guest is a very successful young man who sits proudly atop an empire built from action figures of the past. last week he received two emmy nominations for "robot chicken, star wars episode ii" which just came out on dvd today. please say hello to seth green. [ cheers and applause ] what's up? good to see you. congratulations on the emmy nominations, two of them. [ cheers and applause ] well deserved too. this is very funny. this star wars -- >> i just spilled water on my crotch. at least i did it on tv so everyone will know i didn't pee myself. [ laughter ] >> but your pants magically made it disappear. you did it again by the way. >> this is a fine material by italy. it's heavily absorbant and actually made of sham-wow. [ laughter ] >> what a tribute