but when you were dancing with katherine webb, where exactly did you come up to her? >> oh! i have special shoes. >> bill: lacey shoes? >> i just climb on. >> the beer on the head joke. >> bill: all right. this is my favorite story of the week. university of missouri, the tigers. they have 42 holidays on their university calendar. okay? jewish holidays, they have 11. christian holidays, they have seven. wiccan and pagan holidays, they have eight. eight! and on those holidays, you can't do anything. you get no tests. you get off. all of that. wiccan and pagan holidays, eight! mcgirk, i know you celebrate each and every one of them. >> i do. but i don't want my father to find this out. listen, nobody's religion holds up under a tough scrutiny, including my own. that's for sure. and i mean, you can worship cows and suck on maple tree twigs if you want to go to heaven and that's fine. we should tolerate it. but the same deference should be shown to my religion, catholic church and the christianity, which is not really the case, bill. >> bill: you got seven. university of missour