tonight, jay welcomes -- kathy griffin, from the golf channel, david feherty,

tonight, jay welcomes -- kathy griffin, from the golf channel, david feherty, the music of fm radio and "jaywalking." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hello. [ cheers and applause ] good to see everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." hope you all had a nice valentine's day. you know it's interesting, they say people like to get kinky on valentine's day, try different things. like, last night the clippers spanked the lakers. did you see that? here's something. i'm in a store today and i notice -- you know where the greeting cards are? you ever notice when you shop for greeting cards, there are cards that say happy belated birthday, happy belated anniversary? you ever notice there are no cards that say happy belated valentine's day. that's 'cause there is no recovery from that. you miss valentine's day, there is no happy anything ever again. you're just screwed, totally screwed. actually, my wife and i had a a pretty romantic valentine's day. you know what we did? we

i want to thank my guests -- kathy griffin, david feherty, and, of course, fm radio. kevin bacon. but jimmy fallon's happening now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you so much. everybody, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] going to be a fun show tonight. going to be fun. here's what people are talking about. we have a three day weekend coming up, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] and good news. good news, i checked the weather report, and it's going to be sunny with a chance of meteors from space. [ laughter ] everybody is talking about this 11-ton meteor that crashed into central russia this mor

tomorrow night, kathy griffin. but "jimmy fallon" right now. jimmy!ause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. welcome. that's a great new york city crowd, right there. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." oh, my gosh. what a show we have tonight. have a great show. fun one tonight. hey, guys. today was valentine's day. and if you just found that out, that's why you're in trouble. [ laughter ] speaking of valentine's day, though, ikea -- did you hear about this? they are promising to give couples a free crib if they have a baby exactly nine months after valentine's day. [ light laughter ] yeah. getting a free crib is both a great way to save money and the worst "how you were born" story. [ light laughter ] "my parents wanted this crib." did you guys hear

>> i think what he said was he's going to take over kathy griffin's job on the new year's eve specialyear. >> oh, no. >> bam, bam, bam. okay. ky, congratulations, you ought to receive the president's medal of freedom. >> of honor? >> i'd like to see him in the president's box. whoa, that would be an interesting night. one more thing. coming up next. >> time for one more thing. d.a.n.a. you wrote a song about your dog, or was it my dog? start singing it. >> i'm going to save this for another one more day. >> no, no, we are not moving forward in this show until you sing the song. >> you're holding me hostage? >> i am holding the show hostage. >> no. >> come on. come on. >> i'm going to do my thing. it's john and ann betar, 80 years married today. that's the longest running marriage. he's 101. she's 97. some people think of a commitment for 80 days, let alone 80 years. listen to their secret. >> we just take things as they come and we're contented and we have lovely family that support us. beautiful. >> we've had our good times and our bad times. but we've always been together. >> great

, kelly roland and katy perry skirted the grammy dress code by wearing borderline outfits, but kathy griffin much. >> arrest me. send me to grammy jail. >> reporter: donning an oversized dress to project images during her performance, carrie underwood said backstage she tries to watch this season's american idol as much as she can and feels the dynamic between mariah and nicki is unique. >> i think there's an interesting balance that's going on on the judges panel, that it makes it interesting. >> reporter: season one idol champ kelly clarkson got tongue tied and tangled after winning pop vocal album. >> i still love you. >> reporter: making an obvious stab at her one direction ex harry stiles during her opening performance, taylor swift got thousands of angry sweets from the brit's loyal followers. as the night saw the music industry celebrate its own, we asked some on the carpet how their fashion image reflects their music. >> i feel like the beginning of a career you have to set yourself up for who you are and

>> it's me, kathy griffin with, gosh, right on the tip of my tongue. right on the tip of my -- [bleep]. >> hi, everyone, welcome to "extra." i'm maria menounos with what's his name. >> very funny. i'm mario lopez. it was another huge grammy night i'm mario lopez. it was another huge grammy night last night.

kathy griffin talks about her. sidney poitier talks about her. quincy talks about her.y: do you have a release date? >> i don't have the release date yet. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> but it will come out soon. >> jimmy: i would say that if moms was around, she'd be very proud and thankful. so, i'm happy that you did this. >> i'm very happy i did it, too, because, you know, she lives inside of me. [ impersonating moms mabley ] and do you know what she would say to you, jimmy? you know jimmy fallon. you don't know who i am, do you? y'all did not -- you don't know moms? look me up, damn it. [ laughter ] google me. google me. >> jimmy: google me. whoopi goldberg. "the view" airs weekdays on abc. [ cheers and applause ] tavi gevinson joins us next. you're great, always. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] what does he really want for valentine's day? ♪ ♪ this valentine's day give him what he really wants. you! with k-y yours + mine and get a $25 gift card from restaurant.com. ♪ guys, we need to leave ourhem. contract plan fort.com. net10 wireless. doug's family doesn

>> get you kathy griffin on.e a second grader, so this is what the rulers are like when you're in second grade. i have been measuring in presidents. we started at washington. we're at fillmore. i'm waiting to get to cleveland. >> it's been a long night, hasn't it? >> i have been up since 4:00. that's all i'm going to say. >> listen, try to stay warm, ashlei ashleigh, thank you. >> folks are getting snow crazy. let's check back in with chad myers in the weather center. >> i think we're now 30 quarter. we're as big, as close, as deep, as low as we're going to get. just had a wind gust at logan airport of 76. buzzards bay, 74 miles per hour, and we have even see the snow pile up. mt. sinai, 19. same way for manchester, mansfield into massachusetts at 16. this is going to be the story for the rest of the day. the low is south of ali velshi now. he's not going to see a lot more snow. he's going to see the ice pellet stuff slam him from the side. but if you're away from the storm a little bit, it's colder. colder aloft

>> anderson cooper, get your kathy griffin on. so this is how the rulers are when you're in second grade. they're the presidents. get with the program. i have been measuring in president. we started at george washington. i'm waiting to get to cleveland, not second term, first term, because that's halfway. >> been a long night, hasn't it? >> i have been up since 4:00. that's all i can say. >> listen, try to stay warm, h ashlas ashlei ashleigh. we'll continue to check in with you and be right back. hey son. have fun tonight. ♪ ♪ back against the wall ♪ ain't nothin to me ♪ ain't nothin to me [ crowd murmurs ] hey! ♪ [ howls ] ♪ so i used my citi thankyou card to pick up some accessories. a new belt. some nylons. and what girl wouldn't need new shoes? and with all the points i've been earning, i was able to get us a flight to our favorite climbing spot even on a holiday weekend. ♪ things are definitely looking up. [ male announcer ] with no blackout dates, you can use your citi thankyou points to travel whenever you want. visit citi.

what do comedian kathy griffin and julianne moore and mark zuckerberg have in common in. >> hopefullyone of america's most famous atheists. >> they are among those who do not believe god exists that. puts atheists around 5%. according to the pew study, one in five people claim they have no religious affiliation at all. why? the answers vary. there is a very activist atheist movement under way getting the message out on social media. take these facebook pages, for example. each has hundreds of thousands of likes. activist atheists have taken to you tube. ian evangelicals who tried to put the blame on godless schools for the newtown massacre. >> god didn't save the kids because he is not allowed in school. all of a sudden god respects the law of man. >> a massive crowd braved the cold for what was billed as the reason rally. >> i am here for the children in texas and other states who are being told lies about history and science printed in taxpayer-funded text books. >> atheist.org puts their message on billboards across the country. this one in new jersey, home to a large muslim popula

here is a riddle what to comedian kathy griffin, julian moore and mark zuckerberg have in common. >> mar in saying they do not believe god exists. various surveys put the number of atheists at 5%. according to a study in 2012, one in five people claim they have no religious affiliation at all. but why? the answers vary. one reason perhaps is that the word religious is no longer necessarily associated with being a good person. then there's a very activist atheist movement underway. getting its message out not in the mainstream media. but on social media. take these facebook pages, for example. each has hundreds of thousands of likes as atheists challenge critics on any number of news items and social issues. activist atheists have taken to youtube with huge audiences following. meet amazing atheist guy, that's what he calls himself. here he is rallying against christian evangelical who after the newtown massacre tried to put the blame on godless schools. >> we kicked the ten commandments out of schools, we kicked god out of our public school system. i think god would say to us hey, i'