please welcome kathy griffin! [ cheers and applause ] ? are you? we've got two copies of your book now, that's exciting. >> oh, no. that's right, i have a book coming out, it's going to be so good i'll never work again. that's how juicy this book is. >> jimmy: this seems like the book you were born to write, a book of the terrible things you've gone to celebrities, terrible things you've said to them, terrible things they've said to you. >> possibly. >> jimmy: listed in alphabetical order, which is great. if you're a celebrity and >> i knew this was coming. >> you turn to the "k." you are quite relieved to see that you are not included. >> you are totally in there. >> jimmy: not by name. >> you better look again. >> jimmy: what? >> you're in the -- >> jimmy: it goes from anna kendrick to suge knight. i want to get to suge knight by the way. >> i wrote this book because i'm 55 years old. i'm a chick comic. i'm now that person that's almost met ebb. but a lot of people you wouldn't think i have met, like suge knight, or he has a terrific sense of hum

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. if you're too cheap to buy a bowl of candy it's hide in the house with the lights off. i'm dressed as an eagle, american eagle. since the election is neck week our theme is halloween. it's america. it's not halloween -- it is halloween. guillermo what are you tonight? >> guillermo: the liberty bell. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the liberty bell? [ cheers and applause ] are you ringing right now? is that what's going on? >> trying to lose weight. >> jimmy: are you feeling amorous? i see. there's a big crack in the liberty bell. what happened? was the liberty bell drinking tequila before work? >> guillermo: yeah, you got that right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, all right. a lot of people have been saying he's the taco bell, he is not, he's the liberty bell. our announcer dicky is mt. rushmore.

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kathy griffin tells all about the celebrity friends and which big-time stars can take a joke >>> the pa s international film festival at ?? ?? ? >>> all right. adele is on top of the world and she completed one of her seven shows in ten months and it got a big congratulation surprise from her partner and little son angelo. is adele about to become a mommy again? >> did you catch that? last night in phoenix on the last night of adele's north american stop she drops what sounds like a baby bombshell. a rep for adele told us, quote, no comment and not sure if adele is serious, although -- she did sip celebratory wine during the show. the 28-year-old, and her partner simon will have time together while she's on break. adele goes back on tour late february. here is mommy in the making again, mila. already to pop kunis and her hubby ashton kutcher were spotted with a lunch bag in l.a. and a source tells "e.t." the birth is imminent and could come as early as next week. the new baby will be their first son and a new brother to 2-year-old daughter wyatt who has turned ashton into a doting yo

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ?

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching.

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the

kathy griffin was a teacher of mine. and i would do, like, the thursday shows. the guests, they would invite me to do thursday shows sometimes. >> jimmy: that's the best. >> so, i would do these shows. it was great. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i would do these shows, and then the one i think i would say to the director, melanie graham, i said, "just don't have me sing." >> jimmy: yeah. " >> jimmy: yeah, that's not your deal. >> i'm no lin-manuel miranda. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> so, and she said, "who?" and i said, "he hasn't been born yet." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in the future, we'll get that. >> "in the future, he'll be awesome." so, i said, "don't have me sing." so one night, on a thursday show, she has me sing. and, there's, like a hundred people in the theater. and she wants me to sing something about writing a a novel. so, i'm singing these words, and i'm doing this hand gesture. and, i'm in the moment that -- when you have a nightmare, and you think, "oh, if i was on and i'm doing this thing that ng and so bad, that for years, literally year

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant.m alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.

jimmy's guest tonight talking about jimmy kimmel kathy griffin and jacob and music from alice cooperction news begins at 4:00 to keep you up to date on the commuting situation for action news i'm jim gardner good night.

kathy griffin's "celebrity run-ins." let's get kathy out here. ? [ applause ] >> hi! hem low. hello. hi, everybody. i'll have a double latte. help me, strahan. help me, i could go down like a house of cards. back together. thank god. >> not talking to you. >> hi. >> hi. >> please take a seat. >> he'll help you. >> the chemistry is palpable between you two. >> that's right because i'm going to use your private parts like a bag at the gym. okay, first are you a little bit -- okay, you guys, this book -- that's my opener. that's the nicest thing i said to you. >> it actually is in at least a year. >> do you like it? >> absolutely. >> why you so mad at george. >> first of all i stories about myself with famous people who have a lot of dark secrets and tell me things in private and then i put them in a book, all right. so i'm very -- >> i open up all the time. >> he's always calling for gossip, what's going on with the lohans? anyway, you know how he is. so i am very proud of this and wrote a book about all the celebrities i have met over the years that i didn't put in my act or th

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching.

tonight -- kathy griffin. jacob tremblay. our 11th annual half and half halloween pageant. and music from alice cooper. and now, welcome to his nightmare -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ?