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all of us here we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel kathy griffin and ronnie chan. >> have a great night. weighs about 630 billion pounds. so that times about three times about 2150. who knew that much water would make the earth get a little wonky, guys? >> that's too many numbers. >> that's a lot of math. but 61in. >> that's that's a good degree of tilt. >> yes, 31in. you know, eventually, if we don't fix this, this could affect seasons because the tilt is the reason we have seasons. that is why the sun hits parts of the earth in different places in different ways. so climate change possibly our fault. we should probably fix this somehow, don't you? >> don't drink water. >> good information. there. no, please drink your water. we've got to find a solution, though. danny. >> thank you. no problem. >> i'll be here. >> all right, well, while you're at spacex, we'll bring it back here to earth. >> coming up some ideas for thanksgiving on planet earth. on a budget. >> plus, the latest in the case against miami dolphins star tyreek hill and his altercation with police officers d

so how's kathy griffin dealing with it? i don't think that our beloved country, america, knows what it's in for with a fascistic society and dictator. i'm not being hyperbolic. i'm not being dramatic to be lgbt in america is not going to be a safe thing anymore. so to be a woman in america will be even less safe than it already is. it kind of feels like 2016 all over again. i cannot live in a country that voted for trump. i cannot spend another four years under that man. and so we have made the decision that we are leaving. you can literally go if you voted for donald trump, and i hope you go jump off of a bridge, i would go as far to say that i would purchase a glock. and if you and i are walking on the same street and it's dark out and you're a white male, you have to be white for this to count. okay? if you're a white male, even if you don't approach me, i will shoot you. quick question. so does anybody know how to find or hire a hit man or woman? some of the ivy leagues are even canceling class and handing out crayons,

all of us here we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel kathy griffin and ronnie chan. >> haveht. weighs about 630 billion pounds. so that times about three times about 2150. who knew that much water would make the earth get a little wonky, guys? >> that's too many numbers. >> that's a lot of math. but 61in. >> that's that's a good degree of tilt. >> yes, 31in. you know, eventually, if we don't fix this, this could affect seasons because the tilt is the reason we have seasons.

tomorrow night, we'll be joined by kathy griffin and ronny chieng, with music from knocked loose andest tonight is the biggest-selling solo artist of all time. he has friends in places low, and high. and a new book for his biggest fans with 6 cds for the ones who still have those players in their cars. "the anthology, part 4: going home" comes out a week from friday. please say hello to garth brooks. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> howdy. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> that's nice. >> jimmy: i can't think of a better guest for thanksgiving week, because you are as american as americans get. and i mean that in a good way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're a baseball player. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: you're a country music artist. you -- i don't know. you're from oklahoma. that's a thing. >> is it? >> jimmy: and you probably have more gratitude than anyone who is in the realm that you are in of anybody. >> very sweet. i'm also a great eater. >> jimmy: and a good eater. what is the main plan for thanksgiving? >> well, she does what we call a misfit thanksgiving with us, because we

chugger of beer - jason kelce is with us. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we have new shows with kathy griffin starkey and garth brooks, with music from knocked loose. so please join us for all of that. our first guest is a professionally and personally very funny man with a lot of kids and a lot of comedy specials too. his 11th special is called "the skinny." it premieres tomorrow on hulu. please welcome jim gaffigan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow, we should have -- you know, we should have -- >> they like me, they like me! >> jimmy: you look great, by the way. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: your special is very, very funny. i enjoyed watching it this weekend. >> thanks so much. >> jimmy: i'm sure people are talking about your appearance all the time. >> well, you go -- yeah, i have lost some weight. and i've done it the old-fashioned way, which is sticking a shot in my stomach. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's -- >> no effort, no self-control. no sweating. it's the most american thing you could do. [ laughter ] stick some of that big pharma right in and look better in the morning. >> jim