, but what i do know is there's one person i don't want to didn't meaning of time with, and that's kaynet. ( as kanye ) "time was invented by the devil to destroy god, but it's also part of god, hehhh." and this decision by wisconsin is the kind of thing that when it happens to someone else, you're like, "hey, man, rules are rules. they said before 5:00, you didn't do it before 5:00. are rules." but when it happens to you, bullshit! what is this, communist china?!" but i don't know, man. kanye west might have just won my vote. because i want a government that believes that deadlines are "ish." you know? tax day? april 15th-ish. get them to us when you get them to us. expired license? eh, it was good a month ago. go on. get outta here. moving on to covid-19: the virus that's turned shaking hands into an extreme sport. the good news is the first vaccine has been approved for use in the general population. the bad news is it was approved by vladimir putin. >> breaking overnight, a surprising claim from russian president vladimir putin that a vaccine has been developed in his country and is

moving on from our next possible vice president to the next possible president of the united states: kayne west. since announcing his candidacy, the hip hop superstar and broke-looking billionaire has been scrambling to get on the ballot in as many states as possible. and, unfortunately for him, it's not going smoothly. >> kanye west's legal team is fighting to be included in er p. well, here's the problem, though. the wisconsin election campaign alleged the nomination paperwork was filed 14 seconds late. west's response was that 15 seconds after 5:00 on the deadline night is "not later" than 5:00. they argue the deadline includes anytime before 5:01. >> trevor: surprise, surprise. the guy who made "late registration" couldn't get his paperwork in on time. ♪ ♪ thank you, guys. thank you. although, if i'm being perfectly honest, this is a tough philosophical question. think about it-- if there's a 5:00 deadline to hand in your signatures, are you late if you hand them in at 5:00 and 14 seconds? like, is it 5:00 until 5:01, or is it 5:01 immediately when 5:00 hits, and you only call it 5:01

they are trying to get kayne to run and kayne once said i will put the pussy in a sarcophagus, that isay, i guess that is fair but how does cardi b bring in voters for biden? i mean we don't know any of her ideas. >> well, trevor, the policy is in the music. you just have to listen. i mean if you watch the video, she is doing all of this in the factories she is super proworkers rights. and then on climate change, how do you think the pussy got wet in the first place? sea level is now vagina level. >> trevor: so you really, really think that cardi b should be biden's vp? >> definitely, trevor. look, i want biden to pick cardi b because think about how great it would be to sea cardi b on that stage in that dress debating mike pence. he would evaporate into a puddle of oat milk immediately. we just be like oh, oh, mother says i can't-- mother-- he wouldn't know what to do. he would malfunction. look. clearly cardi is the pick that america needs. she is someone who can inspire people, inspire women to believe in themselves. and take what's rightfully theirs. and she lets all of us know tha

. >> like for instance you have gwyneth paltrow, kayne west, nicholas cage.then tom cruise is, i think tom cruise is in the book but you refer to him of laser jack lightning. >> yeah. one right want right for the essence of the character there. you know, because you realize are you being probed, and the laser is active, he's looking for things. behind your eye, some. and so in a way, kind of using let i believe usness of hollywood and just kind of gave a little nod to that whole concept, that some people have -- you have to be careful with. >> trevor: you wrote notes to people though, has anyone given you feedback, has anyone contacted you back and is like yo. >> okay. so in the zone danger field, without rodney and so happy with how rodney turned out in the book and how i brought him back. i'm looking forward to everyone's reaction. i'm waiting for a letter from hodge kins tom hanks has written something to me, i have spoken to the powers that be. or you know, i'm sure-- so you know, yeah it is a wild thing. and you know, people will see things in this book.