because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazams here to grant us three wishes. i wish i

because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazamhree wishes. i wish i

because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazamo grant us three wishes. i wis

because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazams here to grant us three wishes. i wish i of post-it notes. wait a minute. amazing! [ applause ] you know, the last time shaq was here, i surprised him. the lakers let me tell him on the air, that they were putting a statue of him up at the staples center. at first he didn't believe me. he thought it was a prank. i have a credibility problem. but that's the statue. this is also to get shaq off the couch when he fouls asleep watching tv. it's nine feet towall, it weigh 1,200 pounds, actual size and weight. [ laughter ] shaq was all over the news for saying the earth is flat. if he's wrong, he'll jump up and down a few times and make it flat. but on capitol hill today, one of the most dramatic episodes the celebrity president yet, republicans in the house were forced to postpone their vote today because they cannot agree on what the plan should be. unfortunately, trump's budget for education cut funding for drawing boards, so there's no board for them to draw on. [ laughter and applause