we're kbra we're breaksing it down. >> i'm in the trouble. >> monday's premier episode took 11 hoursat least six jokes about the 26-year-old's virginity. >> i have not dated a virgin since i was 12. >> we'll see two identical dresses. >> love it. >> one sloth. one dog. >> this is my 10-year-old daughter lucy. >> nice. >> and this season's first villain. >> i walked away and he said fourth time is a charm. >> four times. >> i can't believe she's doing that. >> drama already. >> speaking of drama season 23 brings a beauty pageant showdown. >> one miss alabama, one miss north carolina. they were in the same pageant. >> we know colton locks lips with four women. will we see man tears too? >> did you cry on the first night? >> i could. >> colton's season has no shortage of sobbing. >> this is why this is hard for me. >> and shockers. >> holy [ bleep ]. colton. >> in my opinion that was the pivot moment. >> this former football player wants you to know he plays by his own rules. >> i did things my way and changed the game. >> as much as we pushed colton he pushed us. >> can we work on the