keanu reeves. [ cheers and applause ] yep, yep.e just seems awesome and we wanted to hang out with him. i peed next to him once at the golden globes. we locked eyes and he made me feel like i was the only girl peeing in the world. [ laughter ] >> rob: in fact, we have one last surprise for you. >> ladies and gentlemen, keanu reeves! >> excelle >> rob: you were supposed to get keanu reeves. >> what? >> rob: you were supposed to get keanu reeves. >> that's not him? >> rob: no. >> then who the [ bleep ] locked eyes with me at the urinal? [ laughter ] >> rob: i think it was him. >> cell phone culture, we don't need to do this anymore. [ applause ] >> rob: anyway. so join us, won't you? because we here at mcelreynolds global have a mission statement that informs everything we do. >> this whole thing -- >> the future -- >> -- is a pyramid scheme. >> the best in the -- >> the best in the future. >> rob: thank you, ryan, that thank you. >> welcome. >> rob: this is great. we have a great show tonight. kaitlin olson is here. [ cheers and app

keanu reeves probably doesn't know this book exists. >> not personally, no. >> jimmy: there you go, okay the beverage peach snapple >> yes, thank you very much. i love it. it's a very delicious drink. >> jimmy: i love you put "the beverage peach." is there another peach snapple >> oh, just in case you thought it was the person. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you thanked the beverage >> mr. peach snapple >> jimmy: mr. peach snapple. yeah and so if you go to peoplewhodidnotfitinthededicati- >> oh, it's very easy to read, jimmy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a great -- how did you get that website was it taken >> it wasn't taken can you believe it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: usually the author, you'll have the photo of the author, you know, in the book. the photo you chose is this. [ audience aws ] >> yes >> jimmy: and it's - >> that is the boy i hired to write the book [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no he's very talented >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: he wrote this for you. >> yeah, he's very good. he's five. >> jimmy: his name is peach snapple. >> pe

from here and the unusual name in the translation of a refreshing breeze over the mountains is keanu reeves are right. anatoly solonitsyn was born in 1934 and was named otto in honor of this scientist became anatoly after the start of the war. yes, absolutely right. you understand, during the great patriotic war, the german name was useless curry at the end of last year became the first player in the history of the nba to implement 3,000 such shots. and let's see who the questions are from today. hello, i am yulia krasnoglazova, director of the historian of the ethnographic and architectural museum-reserve. old sarepta in volgograd, our museum is located on the site of the sarepta colony founded by german missionaries herguters. and today. i want to ask you a few questions about the history of the tradition and the life of german settlers questions from the museum, old sarepta for 6. the inhabitants of the soviet colony were divided into pairs for marriage in this way. questions from the museum old sarepta for 400 is the birthplace of a sarpinka of light cotton fabric with a striped and che

keanu reeves confirmed the reputation of the kindest and most sympathetic actor and agreed to come toan unfamiliar couple and it turns out this is not the first time with him . chana reeves has long been called the most modest and friendly star. he loves to communicate with ordinary people, lives in an ordinary apartment and rides the subway, so when the seller from england, james noticed keanu at the hotel where he james celebrates his wedding. he did not hesitate to approach and invite celebrity for the holiday and reeves could not refuse. he talked with the bride and groom, took pictures with the guests and went on business on the set of a documentary film about formula 1. this is not the first wedding that the star of the matrix. unexpectedly , she honored one couple with her presence, he pleased another in new york in the city of santa cruz, california, but mom ne hai noticed the pull in the bar and called to take a picture with the young. now this is a family photo. a relic of scratching wedding shots with reeves fans, only ahead of tom hanks it has been practicing for a long ti

al pacino playing satan and keanu reeves is in front of him.hy am i explaining a movie poster when you can google it. guy, good to see you. hugh hefner's crypt. >> greg: i figure if jimmy wasn't wearing the tight tux, i could go to men's warehouse and find one that fits. >> greg: that is cemetery warehouse. what did you make of the speech? >> watching it i was reminded how much i miss bill clinton and the politics of unifying triangulation. >> greg: yes, yes. >> just remind you how things have gone. i think when politics is working right, the differences between the parties are a degree and not kind. i think what we saw in this is that, you know, we came out there and it's a different sport now. half of the american people are not fit and that we need to transcend them by getting to this moment in time where there's only going to be a uni party. this woke state crap is bad for our country. >> greg: you think this is a set-up for something else? >> i thought the beginning the whole purpose was to trigger donald trump to run. right? conflict him

. >> it's the mace they train -- keanu reeves, charlize theron, bob odenkirk for "nobody."a stint on "mom" and i saw his movie and i loved it. >> jimmy: that was great. >> i said, who was your fight choreographer? he said, daniel bernhard. i said, you've got to get daniel bernhard. she said, done, i hired him today. it was amazing that we got him. it was great working out with him. i loved it. three hours straight. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we're going to see allison janney as you have not seen her before. the movie is called "lou." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by allstate. get drivewise and save for avoiding mayhem. one day you might realize going to grandma's doesn't count as vacation. when you decide to go to that amusement... -no. -no. when you decide to go to hawaii. aloha. turns out your beach people. i think we're beach people. whoa whoa, slow down boys. we know you love it. and did you know they like ceviche?? and best of all, the hotel has babysitters. so yo