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. >> can we start with stacy keebler? >> exactly. up with george less than a year ago. >> a year. >> a year. she was dating him for five years. so i think we really thought that might happen for george. it did not. she's moved on and she found a lovely new man, a chap called jared, who is a tech entrepreneur. there he is. very handsome. they said i do. >> more in her age range. >> yes. >> they always get the big exclusives. >> wonderful. these two have been friends for a long time. >> they have a better chance of making it, don't you think? >> i do, indeed. small wedding, done in mexico, very private, once again she did confirm it with "people" magazine. >> good for her. >> let's talk about the biebs. we, this morning, in the makeup room -- >> i didn't want to see it. >> you have to look at it. one of those tmz things but it showed justin bieber in a deposition. >> a couple of depositions. >> yes, all cut together. >> we can't show it for legal reasons, but -- >> what happened is he got in terrible trouble with a photographer and a l

. >> jimmy: leprechauns, keebler elves? can't you fly them back and forth?bunch of these guys. >> yeah i've got a lot of them. i love 'em. >> jimmy: how long would it take for me to learn to fly one of these guys. >> i would tell you, start very small with something foam and work your way up but it is a a lot of fun. [ laughter ] don't be disappointed, man. >> jimmy: i have to get the nerf plane? [ laughter ] >> hey, that's where i started. >> jimmy: is that right? >> take a minute and learn how to do it on a computer simulator, and then do it. but it worked out well. >> jimmy: there is a simulator game. i actually was thinking about getting that. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: should i? >> yeah, absolutely, come down to atlanta and we'll fly together. >> jimmy: yeah, we'll do it. >> yeah, when you have time. >> jimmy: i'll do it. [ laughter ] when do you have time? you're tyler perry, i mean, you're writing you're directing your in -- >> we'll find time. >> jimmy: we will. all right, let's find time. you found time to do something that i don't think anyone's ever

to get a hundred thousand dollars in donations >> : weeks after announcing she is married stacey keeblers she's pregnant. the former was hurt twitter defa >> : she married gerald early in mexico after dating about a year. she may be best known for dating actor george clooney a couple years. let rest for an for anita baker has been thrown out mexican judge dismissed the arrest warrant. but all lawsuit will continue over money that she was reportedly going a lot of work for her home in michigan she's accused of not paying the $15,000 bill a lawsuit will be back in court next month >> : followed by entertainment tonight for a rise of 30 >> : seven men are reported to get for 16 for what are: gary r. has the highlight for a second round in all sports coming up next and sunday night sports special garry will be joining at giants manager. right now the upcoming season talk about everything from the rerun of the barry bonds to topple wait >> : sunday night at 9 after the news >> : father of the big stanford star should say the goes to work inside and aims i lost my stanford taking apart for a s