and keith olberman is fired. don't wore ree. are you not watching a rerun from last year. >> thank you, andy, or should i say mr. tousenburg. >> i don't know what that means. >> i happened to come across a painting at the legion of honor in san francisco. seems to me that he looks an awful lot like you. >> i was hoping that would never go public, greg. >> well, here it is. >> yes, indeed. >> have i to say he has some impressive side burns. >> thank you very much. >> and tattoo. >> look, what i do on my weekends is not your business. >> is he wearing a shawl? >> it is not a shawl. >> it looks like a shawl. >> let's move on. bye, baron. >>> she is so hot she can cook a 10-pound turkey. she has so many vowels this her name and she is the host of the poker after dark. that's about playing cards. and he was stuffed in sock -- socratese and he is the author of the great book, the politically incorrect guide to socialism. and he has been having a bad hair day for 36 years. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if hilarity was a

you'll find a copy of keith olberman's resume. is keith here tonight? limo wouldn't pick him up? keith olberman, he's so likable. al gore launched current tv in 2005 and it took off like a north korean rocket. to be honest, i didn't even know current tv was still on the air, but then i don't get channel a million. keith olberman burned more bridges than the arsonist of madison county. he has more pink slips than marcus bachmann. too soon? if you're not familiar with marcus bachmann, he plays cameron on "the modern family." stand up, marcus. there he is. i do have one real question, mr. president. what is with the marijuana crackdown? seriously, what is the concern? we will deplete the nation's funyan supply? pot smokers vote too. sometimes a week after the election, but they vote. i would like everyone in this room to raise your hand if you've never smoked pot. look at brit hume. he's high right now. he's on his fourth almond macaroon. mr. president, marijuana is something that real people care about and the fact that you believe speaker boehner, when he tells you he still has co

. >>> already ugly breakup between keith olberman and current tv has taken another nasty turn. the fiery progressive commentator is suing his former employers for at least $50 million in damages. current tv fired olberman last week after a long-running dispute. his lawsuit claims that the company violated his contract by firing him without reason and not giving him complete editorial control. officials from current tv responded to the lawsuit calling it false and malicious. >>> matsukawa is st-- matt laue staying with the "today" show. he signed a multiyear contract with nbc to remain co-host of the morning show. lauer joined the "today" show in 1994 and has helped the show remain number one in weekly ratings since 1995. he became co-host of the show in 1997. catch the official announcement coming up on the "today" show which start at 7:00. >> we're happy. >> sure. speculation was swirling, we heard ryan seacrest saying that he had been in conversations with some people about joining the team and n some capacity. >> that was a funny exchange when matt interviewed ryan. ryan thr

but under each you'll find a copy of keith olberman's resume. is he here tonight? e limo would not pick him up? the thing about keith is he a so likable. [laughter] al gore launched current tv in 2005 and it took off like a north korean rocket. [laughter] to be honest, i did not know court tv was still on the air, but then i don't get channel a million. keith burned more bridges than the arsonist of madison county, he has more pink slips that than marthbogman. too soon? standup, markets. i have a real question for you mr. president, what is what the marijuana and crack down? what is the concern, we will complete the nation's blood and supply? pot smokers a vote, too, sometimes a week after the election, but the vote. let's take a poll. raise your hand if you have never smoked pot. there we go. look at brit hume. he has high right now. he is on his fourth allman the macaroon. i hope you don't think i am out of line, but marijuana is something that people care about. if you believe speaker boehner when he tells you that he still has control of his party, it leads me t

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. >>> keith olberman is suing current tv.g olbermann of sabotaging his own show. they wrote we hope mr. olwermann understands that when it comes to the legal process, he is actually required to show up. >>> good friday is the friday before easter sunday when christians remember the curucfixion of jesus christ. passover begins at sundown tonight. passover celebrates the exodus of ancient israelities from egypt. >> a man won $4.4 million with an instant lottery ticket he didn't want. he meant toby a $10 ticket. he accidently put 20 bucks in the lotto machine. the big winner said he'll use the prize money to live debt free from bills and mortgage payments. that's what we all want in life. >> i love those stories. i really do. i love these stories for someone accidentally stumblings in, to they are better than the stories of people making a video rapping about over spending. do you think? >> yeah. went out on a limb on that one. it's a better story. >> yeah. i want to cheer for the successes and the champions. come on. >> we find

. >>> former kreent anchor keith olbermann is suing the network for $50 million in damage. he was fired after a long-running dispute. olberman's lawsuit claims the company violated his contract by firing him without reason and not giving him complete editorial control. officials from current tv responded to the lawsuit calling it false and malicious. >>> so there is a woman in minnesota, awaytries, who can keep -- a waitress, who can keep a $12,000 tip after all. >> the woman had to sue police to get her money. minnesota police decided to return the tip to stacy newston. she said a customer told her to keep a takeout container at the restaurant where she worked. inside was $12,000 in bills. at the time, she told police. they said she could keep it if no one claimed it in 60 days. the time came and went. then police said she could not get the money back because it was part of a drug investigation. all that changed, according to her lawyer. >> whether it was an -- as she was unaware, as she believes or i believe, or some citizen who gave her the money or whatever, they lost it, the fact of the matter is justice has been done, so

keith olbermann is looking for a new job. the network current tv fired him. apparently the move comes after several meetings between olberman and former vice president al gore who founded the network. olberman had his own show on msnbc. "the daily beast" reports that olberman complained that current tv did not live up to its promise to supporting a professional cable news show. also reports he missed several shows. >>> this morning, mitt romney is learning to trust his campaign staff all over again after aides pulled off an april fool's joke on their gop candidate. >> yeah. take a look at what happened when romney thought he was about to give a speech in a room packed with supporters in milwaukee. >> the next president of the united states! [ applause ] >> he's a good sport. laughed it off. that's wisconsin's -- wisconsin congressman paul ryan who gave the fake introduction at the pancake brunch. turns out romney walked into an empty room. eventually he found the real crowd here. he told them he forgave his staff for the joke but is not going to forget it. >> my kids tried to get me all day. mom, look, there's a bug, a bee

olberman's is he here tonight? the limo would not pick him up? the thing about keith is, he is so likable. al gore launched current tv in 2005 and it took off like a no. 3 and rocket. i did not even know it was still on the air but i do not get channel 1 million. he burns more bridges that the arsonist of madison county. he has more pink slips then marcus -- if you are not familiar with them, he plays cameron on " modern family." stand up. i do have one question for you, what is the marijuana crackdown? what is the concern? we will deeply the nation's funny in supply? sometimes pot smokers vote to, sometimes one week after the election. i would like everyone to raise your hand if you have never smoked pot. [laughter] look at britt hume. he is high right now. i hope you do not think i am out of line but marijuana is something real people care about. the fact you believe speaker bain air when he says he has control of his own party leads me to believe you must be smoking weed yourself. woody harrelson just woke up. as you know, last year president obama had his team on the way to kill osama