keith richards!d applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! looking cooler than ever. i picked up this shirt today. remember this guy? [ laughter ] you're a cool dude! you are -- cool. >> i can still do that. >> jimmy: i know you can. last time you were here, you came on the show, we started talking about what you do when you're not playing. and you said that you grow these lemons, this lemon tree. >> yeah part, yes, among other things. >> jimmy: yeah, but one of you do -- you don't only do that. >> no, no. >> jimmy: yeah. but you said that these lemons are -- you go, "jimmy, they're like the size of a grapefruit." i go, "yeah, that's pretty --" you go, "they're giant lemons." and i go, "yeah, that's cool man." and -- it's weird. [ laughter ] talking to keith richards about lemons and then -- >> i know. >> jimmy: i show up at a party. and you were at that party. i go, "keith, how are you, man?" and you put your hand in your pocket and you gave me a lemon. and you

>> keith richards. >> keith richards, good. speaking of that bad habits are hard to break. certainly attest to that. some vices are good for you. biting your nails to cracking your knuckles to burping. some doctors are saying a do not a don't. one thing to explain this segment is, for example, when you bite your nails, it takes dirt out from underneath your nails and therefore you don't get bugs as much. >> now you eat it. >> no, you don't eat it? >> that was an evolutionary response. now you have nail files and soap and stuff that can do that for you. >> it's supposed to build up your immune system. >> immune system has memory that's why. >> do all three of those things. >> i do, actually. >> you can tell me why burping is good for you? what are the doctors saying? >> i don't know. i didn't read the article. i am, i will say, this i am an expert. i'm a collection of bad habits wrapped around a nucleus of another rofs, i'm a tootsie pop of tension. >> oh my god. >> this is a bigger question. how do women hide all of their bad habits? because you know from an evolutionary st

it starts this spring in los angeles, and we have the one and only keith richards stopping by. [ cheersnd applause ] this coming monday, april 8th to tell us all about it. [ cheers and applause ] so, visit rollingstones.com for ticket information. the "50 and counting" tour starts this may. it's going to be pretty awesome. so excited. i have keith richards on the show. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, it's time for "late night hashtags!" here we go! ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? you guys -- [ cheers ] it's fun. it's fun. well, we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday night where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, last night, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "why don't they make that?" and i asked you guys to tweet out a funny or weird idea you have for something you wish existed. i had an idea. i think i still -- i want to see if i can invent it. a phone app. it's called

mick jaggar, keith richards, ronnie wood. they'll all be there. 50 and counting tour. last year tickets for the oracle show go on sale monday, calling it the "50 and counting tour." they're not talking about their ages. i think keith richard sinces is >> let's go. >> i am in. love that mick jaggar. seems they have more energy than most 17-year-olds. >> give them full credit. give me had an they're drinking. maybe not all of what they're drinking. >> they get a double from me. see you what they're experiencing. you're right. let me rethink that. live look at san bruno. we have plenty of low clouds filling in your inland valleys or filling in the san francisco bay. above that low deck of clouds we have high and mid-level clouds moving in, courtesy of an area of low pressure. quite a different picture here in san jose. our skies will be mostly cloudy over the course of the next hour or two. little bit of sunshine between 10:00 and noon. and then the clouds really start to thicken up. first showers come through the bay area as of tonight. want to poin

we have keith richards on the show. all be here next week. you don't want to miss that. [ cheers and applause ] we are so excited to have our next guest on the show, for the first time tonight. we love her. performing "manhattan" from her latest album, "sun," please welcome cat power! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ the hotel above and the street below people come and people go ♪ ♪ all the friends that we used to know ain't coming back ♪ ♪ ain't coming back ain't coming back you say your heart has a rhythm ♪ ♪ well see you got your secret on you say hey and nothing to hide ♪ ♪ you and your secret life don't look at the moon tonight ♪ ♪ you'll never be never be never be manhattan ♪ ♪ don't look at the moon tonight you can never be never be ♪ ♪ never be never be manhattan your badge and your suitcase on ♪ ♪ your suit and your hair's not right ♪ ♪ cause nobody knows this woman by your side it's not me you know it's a useful ♪ ♪ woman by your side it's not me you know it's a useful woman by your side ♪ ♪ man man manhattan ♪ ♪

mick jagger, keith richards, and charlie watts, part of a nine-state tour. the band will earn up to 5 million per concert. tickets go on sale monday for the rolling stones. >>> and nbc confirmed the rumors today. jay leno is stepping down tonight and will hand off the tonight show to jimmy fallon. they will move back to new york city where it all began. saturday night live producer lauren michaels will take over as producer, leno handed over "the tonight show," once before to conan o'brien, after four weeks, leno was back on the show, and conan was out. so far, no comment on the show. his contract for the conan show has been renewed for another two years. >>> all right, let's bring in chief meteorologist jeff fournier. >> seems like president obama times it perfectly as he gets off the tarmac, we expect dry conditions, and scenic san francisco fog, the next storm system, amping up, sub-tropical moisture along the cold front, igniting showers and heavier pockets of rain right close to yreka, near the coastline and also the north bay. the big talk today was al

. >> keith richards. monday morning with prices ranging from 17 $5 to $600. average age is... 68 and and a half years old, older than average age of the u.s. supreme court. but mick sings better than john roberts. >> yes. >> some of the world's biggest artists on the same stage and yet another late night change. >> each host finds a way to comment on jay leno's announcement that he's leaving the "tonight show". on twitter jimmy kimmy reached out to jimmy fallon and wrote, congratulations to my deer, sweet jimmy fallon a formidable rival and an incredable lover. find out what kimmel does tonight here on abc. in the world of music, tailor swift and justin beiber are the big acts you can expect to see at the bill board music awards. catch the live show from vegas, may 19th here on abc. for updates throughout the day like the on the red carpet facebook book page. >> still head at 4:00 unusual diplomatic indiaccident involving jon stewart and egypt's government. >> a driver did this at a store just months ago y wasn't he kept in jail? >> and rutgers fires its bask

mick jagger, keith richards will be there as the tour is a nine city continuation of the 50 and countingur. the stones will receive somewhere between $4 million and $5 million per concert. tickets go on sale monday at 10:00 a.m. >>> we have a late night shakeup. nbc confirming that jay leno will hachbd off the tonight show to jimmy fallon. the network will be moving the show from burbank back to new york city where it all began at 30 rock. saturday night live producer will also oversee the tonight show. >>> before the tonight show at 11:00 tonight we will continue our complete coverage of the president's visit to the bay area and the protest surrounding it. >> we want to thank you for joining us here at 6:00. enjoy your evening. we hope to see you at 11:00. >> good night. [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> now on "extra" -- it's official. jay out, jimmy in. breaking news on the new "tonight show" with fallon. >> thank you so much. >> how much he got, leno's parting shot today and our lost interview when jimmy got his own show. >> i'm flipping o

. >> keith richards. >> my hero. i mean, i would -- i'm shaking just thinking about him.th keith richards, i would totally geck out, wouldn't be able to speak. >> alcohol. >> good. >> later, tonight, your big party. paula deen. >> i just keep thinking lunch burger, two beef patties, fried egg, bacon in between, two krispy kreme doughnuts. that can't can be good. >> can't be good. can't be good. cnn. >> this is cnn. >> say it with me. i'm tony bourdain and this is cnn. you are the lover of words. favorite word in the english language. >> i can't say it here. joe pesci uses it a lot. let's put it that way. >> segueing to one f word we can use, fatherhood. >> well, you know what is great about it for me is that after living my whole life as myself as the star of the movie in my head, i, you know, now it is all about the girl. watching cartoons with my daughter, greatest thing i could possibly think of doing. >> final two questions. just on the same vain, your little girl. how has being a dad rocked your world? >> in every possible -- any notion of ever being cool or, yeah, a

. >>> fans of the rolling stones, they might be familiar with the video of keith richards throwing a only a little different. >> it happened yesterday in waterloo, iowa. folks relieving stress by dropping old office computers off the top of a parking garage. oh, yeah. it was organized by a radio station, all to honor administrative professionals day. >> $500 goes to the person whose computer landed closest to the target on the ground. really, isn't everyone a winner for something like this? this may be the first time where i said, isn't everybody a winner? where it actually might be true. >> old computers are certainly one thing you want to throw out. >> slow computers. >> slow computers. my cell phones, i want to throw out the window. everything -- yeah, my ipad, my cell phone, my gps system. >> don't throw out your ipad. i'll take it. i'm still rocking old technology. the throwaways would be a new thing for me. >>> coming up, the north dakota anorhis four-letter words, he's now landed a new tv opportunity, if you can believe it. >> we did it all wrong. we should have just cursed. >

how dare you -- >> i think she looks like keith richards in a wig. >> which we've seen. >> stephanie:bought with food stamps which he stole off a white kid. mary! >> stephanie: can't get help in the emergency room because there are too many blacks. >> too many black people with real injuries. i broke my own wrist clutching my purse. >> all because the president is black and his healthcare law made my bones brittle. >> stephanie: jump out of the pack and run. it's a black. [ laughter ] >> there are blacks. >> my house was on fire but the fireman is black. >> stephanie: this just in, you know what? blacks walking. >> smiling like they live here. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> what? >> literally hundreds of blacks. >> stephanie: she's precious. >> anybody in chicago listening on the blessed wcpt, do they know -- can they call in and tell us what the hell she's talking about? >> stephanie: somebody call in >> something that occurred that she's referring to that made this panic attack. >> stephanie: right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> join the party. 1-800-steph-12. jerry spring

richard. and who edited and filmed the psa. and finally my thanks to my tga partner and our vice president bolting house and to my colleague and predecessor keith north for their leadership in moving the psa to the fruition and launch today and to all others that were involved. on behalf of the california grand jurors association, i cannot emphasize strongly enough how this effort and the resulting product advanced preservation and the promotion of the grand jury institution which our constitutional forefather's thought so important to democracy in california. from william e. trout man, california grand jurors association, president. (applause) >> well, finally, i want to thank all of you for being here for this event and for helping to shine light on what i've begun to call california's best kept secret. so, from the bottom of my heart and on behalf of the california grand jurors association, thank you for all your help. and please, on your way out, take advantage of some of the literature, the san francisco gazette from your past jury is available. and other brochures and information about the california grand jurors association and the works