how cool is it to have keith richards as your granddad?hter ] >> jimmy: he will. he really will, absolutely. i love that. you know what, i've always noticed -- the ring. you always wear that ring and you always wear that bracelet. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: they're legendary. >> they don't come off. >> jimmy: they don't come off? >> they can't come off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why do you always -- any special story behind them? >> this, yeah. this is to remind me never to get arrested again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: of course it is! of course it is! but the way, that's the ending of the book, by the way, that's the last page. [ laughter ] >> and this one -- this one is to remind us all that beauty is only skin deep. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that little skull ring. i love that. i love that. now, i see this picture here and i go, i can't picture you as a granddad. do you sit down on the couch and watch "frozen" with the baby? ♪ let it go no? >> if you can't picture it, do you think i can? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but -- >> stu

and that the rest of keith richards is an utter mess.ot a role model for kids, and no one has ever prey tetended that he is. we're never surprised when musicians get in trouble and behave badly or when famous actors get in trouble and behave very, very badly. we long ago learned to admire their work and usually nothing else about them. from is it taking us so long or maybe it's just taking the media so long to recognize that professional athletes are not role models and have not been role models for many tedecades. the first big transgression by professional athletes were understandably taken as isolated cases, those transfwrigss including the chicago white sox throwing the world series in 1919 when the players decided the best way to bet on themselves was to bet on themselves, losing the world series and then make sure they lost the world series. they were acquitted of criminal charges but it broke the hearts of american baseball fans and got eight of the white sox banned from the game for life. and when i was in high school, yankees pi

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we turn to a legendary rock and roller, rolling stones guitarist keith richards. strong. now richards is reaching out with a children's book called "gus and me." >> i'm trying to imagine 1971 you just record "brown sugar" and you are sitting around and you go i really want to do children's books. >> it's a hard one to bite on. >> i hope you don't take it as an insult. you have heard them all that most people don't think of the name keith richards and the words children's book in the same sentence. >> i understand this and i am trying to broaden my appeal. >> you are reaching out to a whole new audience. >> trying to make grandpa's hip. >> reporter: when it comes to hip grandpas it is richards' own who is the subject of "gus and me." >> what made you decide he was the guy you wanted to pay tribute? >> i realize a subtle way he had of turning me on to being a musician. he said this is a very simple spanish piece and it is an exercise basically and it can go anyway you want. if you can get your fingers around you will be a guitar player. >> do you remember the song? i

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- keith richards,

keith richards is my guest tonight. plus, debra messing. we're on next. it will be fun. [ male announcer ] welcome to no man's land. it's a place you've been before, but it's not on any map. so go out there, lose yourself, and find the truth. ♪ we're all born wild. ♪ let's keep it that way. the 2014 4runner. toyota. let's go places. >>> they've done it again. cal is number one. uc berkeley is the top ranked public university in the country. this marks the 17th straight year that cal claims the top position in the annual u.s. news and world report poll. cal earned high marks on several academic indicators from reputation to financial resources. several uc schools made the top 10. this list, ready for it, ucla is there, uc san diego, and uc davis. >>> this sunday as you might know on national tv is the 49ers opening night. and the team is planning a star-studded pregame ceremony to debut levi's stadium. they are also giving away golden tickets. 501 golden tickets, as in levi's 501. levis is giving away 501 of these commemorative tickets when fans enter the

and we turn now to a legendary rock and roller, guitarist keith richards. strong, recording and also touring. and now richards is reaching out to a new and younger audience with a children's book called "gus & me." i'm trying to imagine, 1971, you just record "brown sugar" and you and nick and charlie and ron are sitting around and you go, you know what i really want to do is do children's books. >> yeah. it's a hard one to bite on. >> i hope you don't take it as an insult. you've heard them all. most people don't think of the name keith richards and the words children's book. >> i know. >> in the same sentence. >> i understand this. and i'm trying to broaden my appeal. >> you're reaching out to a whole new audience? >> i realize, it's time to make grandpas hip, you know? >> when it comes to hip grandpas, it's richards' own theodore agust us dupree "gus & me." what made you decide he was the guy you wanted to pay tribute? >> i realized what a subtle way he had of turning me on to being a musician. and he said a very simple thing -- there is a very simple spa

. >> so it's pretty much the keith richards health and preservation plan. all right.o. >> the whiskey, i have to say, is taking hold in some clinically fascinating ways. >> funny. [ laughter ] >> i lost the plot. >> oh, that's okay. it all comes back to me as the world shifts and tilts. although i had been looking out a whole lot of hotel windows these days struggling to figure out where i am -- >> okay. >> -- being here, throwing back shots of rice whiskey with these guys, i know i'm back in thailand. ♪ not just thailand, but northern thailand. once known as kingdom of a million rice fields, it's a fertile, green and gorgeous area, home of the ancient lanna people. welcome to chiang mai province, tucked up near the borders of burma, china, laos, india not too far away. all of them have left their mark on the food. >> here's the local hootch. lao khao. >> and if you're eating here, chances are, you're also drinking. >> compared to the stuff we had this morning, this is substantially more harsh, i would say. and less fragrant. >> the village of mae wang. in this place

. >> so it's pretty much the keith richards health and preservation plan. all right.> the whiskey, i have to say, is taking hold in some clinically fascinating ways. >> funny. [ laughter ] >> i lost the plot. >> oh, that's okay. it all comes back to me as the world shifts and tilts. although i had been looking out a whole lot of hotel windows these days struggling to figure out where i am -- >> okay. >> -- being here, throwing back shots of rice whiskey with these guys, i know i'm back in thailand. ♪ not just thailand, but northern thailand. once known as kingdom of a million rice fields, it's a fertile, green and gorgeous area, home of the ancient lanna people. welcome to chiang mai province, tucked up near the borders of burma, china, laos, india not too far away. all of them have left their mark on the food. >> here's the local hootch. lao khao. >> and if you're eating here, chances are, you're also drinking. >> compared to the stuff we had this morning, this is substantially more harsh, i would say. and less fragrant. >> the village of mae wang. this place it's ca

rolling stones' guitarist, keith richards, has written a new children's book.s called "oh the places you'll wake up." [ laughter ] can't wait to read that. i'm sure there is a lot of good lessons in that. this is kind of sad. a woman in florida was arrested -- after trying to pick up her child from elementary school and over five times the legal blood alcohol limit yesterday. even sadder, her child graduated in 1986. [ laughter and applause ] excuse me. excuse me, i'm looking for my daughter who has a trapper keeper, a duran duran sweatshirt. her hair is crimped. it's crimped. she crimps it. she's a crimper. not sure what to make of this. two men were arrested after they sprayed over $2,500 worth of merchandise with deer urine at a wal-mart in oklahoma. [ laughter ] $2,500 worth. in other words, all the merchandise. [ laughter ] they got everything. this is just shocking. an evangelical pastor in washington state is under fire after he says that women -- he said that women are very nice homes for a penis. and i have a feeling that guy's penis is about to be hom

. -- i come from the keith richards school.sometimes it is better to walk before they make you run. [laughter] i talked about leadership. like many in the sector, i had worked and we had almost 100 classes of men and women go through the dce central -- d.c. central kitchen. yet a lot of people i worked with said consistently two-minute women who walk through our doors "you must change your behaviors." yet too often we would do the same things over and over and over. we would sell people on the street you can't handle anymore. yet if we go out to the foundation, we might as well bring a little tin cup with us when we go out. if you're going to talk this, you have got to walk this. it is time for me to move on and let another generation takeover the d.c. central kitchen. but i also was, and i remained as i like to call it an amateur futurist. i went to an event like this years ago. they said, oh what to do, what you do? you said, i am a futurist. i said what's that? you said it is about the probability, it is about trends. i said

diana o'connor keith kevin o'connor richard j.amy o'doherty marni pont o'doherty douglas e. oelschlager takashi ogawa albert ogletree >> and my brother glen davis kerwin. we miss you. >> an our beloved mother, frances, who perished in the south tower. she was 76, possibly the oldest. take comfort. i believe my mom and all the victims were the first holy martyrs in a holy war and are in heaven. may they all rest in peace eternally and take comfort in god, the father, god, the son, god, the holy spirit, and our mother mary in heaven. we miss you, mom. philip paul ognibene john a. ogonowski james andrew o'grady joseph j. ogren thomas g. o'hagan samuel oitice patrick j. o'keefe william o'keefe gerald michael olcott gerald thomas o'leary christine anne olender linday mary oliva edward kraft oliver leah elizabeth oliver eric t. olsen jeffrey james olsen barbara k. oleson maureen lyons olson steven john olson matthew timothy o'mahoney toshihiro onda seamus l. o'neal james p. o'neill. peter j. o'neill jr. sean gordon o'neill betty ann ong

diana o'connor keith kevin o'connor richard j.r amy o'doherty marni pont o'doherty douglas e. oelschlager takashi ogawa albert ogletree >> and my brother glen davis kerwin. we miss you. >> an our beloved mother, frances, who perished in the south tower. she was 76, possibly the oldest. take comfort. i believe my mom and all the victims were the first holy martyrs in a holy war and are in heaven. may they all rest in peace eternally and take comfort in god, the father, god, the son, god, the holy spirit, and our mother mary in heaven. we miss you, mom. philip paul ognibene john a. ogonowski james andrew o'grady joseph j. ogren thomas g. o'hagan samuel oitice patrick j. o'keefe william o'keefe gerald michael olcott gerald thomas o'leary christine anne olender linday mary oliva edward kraft oliver leah elizabeth oliver eric t. olsen jeffrey james olsen barbara k. oleson maureen lyons olson steven john olson matthew timothy o'mahoney toshihiro onda seamus l. o'neal james p. o'neill. peter j. o'neill jr. sean gordon o'neill betty ann o

berlin based james richards deals with images, things he finds in archives as well as his own but also in history. these blankets all feature people who were close to the u.s. artists keith herring. many of the works do involve films and slides being projected onto screens in dark rooms and to tell the are truth it's sometimes heavy-goin heavy-going. the tradition craft of screen printing might be more accessible. it's physical and direct but even she wouldn't be described as conventional. >> all great artists throughout the time of our history changed the course of our history not by painting pretty flowers but by being sensitive to the world around them. all these artists are make comments either to do with economics or society or the way we treat people or appetizing. people said we'll hold it but these are artists of today. >> damian hearst, when it comes to selling the stuff perhaps all publicity really is good publicity. >> a spotlight and even the excision, just the number-d exhibition the people who see our work is a large public outing which is very exciting in its own right. >> we've seen all sorts of artists go from completely unknown outside of a small art wo

keith a. broomfield. >> ber jarred c. brown ii. >> janice brown. lloyd stanford brown. patrick john brown. pettina b. browne bradburn. >> mark bruce. richardehert. andrew brunn. vincent edward brunton. ronald bucca. brandon j. bu nannen. greg j. buck. dennis buckley. nancy clare bueche. patrick joseph buhse. john edward are bulaga jr. stephen bruce bunin. matthew j. burke. thomas daniel burke. william francis burke jr. charles f. burlingame iii. >> thomas e burnett jr. >> donald j. burns. kathleen ann burns. keith james burns. john patrick burnside. thomas m. butler. patrick dennis birn. timothy g.biyne. jesus cabezas. billian caceres. brian joseph cacia. >> and my husband of 30 years, fdny chief. papa jerry to his grandchildren,'s electric sis, luke, thomas, elena and kate. my heart breaks that you are not here to enjoy them. love each of them from above and keep them safe. may god bless all those who lost their lives as a result of the terrorist attacks on september 11th, 2001, and those who continue to suffer from the aftermath. may god bless all those serving in our fire departments, police departments and emergency services, as well a

keith a. broomfield. >> ber jarred c. brown ii. >> janice brown. lloyd stanford brown. patrick john brown. pettina b. browne bradburn. >> mark bruce. richard. vincent edward brunton. ronald bucca. brandon j. bu nannen. vincent edward bronson. >> ronald. [booing] >> manning brandon j. buchanan. >> greg j. bot. >> dennis buckley. >> nancy clair boucher. >> patrick joseph boots. >> john edward balaka junior. >> steven bruce byun in. >> christopher l. buford. >> matthew j. burke. >> thomas daniel burke. >> william francis burke junior. >> charles f. burlingame the third. >> thomas e. burnett junior. >> donald j. burns. >> kathleen anne burns. >> keith james burns. >> john patrick burns trade. >> irena breslow. >> melton gb sila. >> thomas m. butler. >> patrick dennis burn. >> timothy g. burn. >> daniel cavellero. >> jesus batali cuday is. >> lillian azeris. >> brian joseph caggiano. >> steven dennis cappy arrow junior. >> and my husband of 30 years, fdny chief gerard barber. his grandchildren alexis, luke, thomas, alain and kate. my heart breaks that you are not here to enjoy them. love each of them from above and keep them safe. may god bless

keith a broomfield. >> bernard c. brown ii. >> janice brown. >> lloyd stanford brown. >> patrick john brown. >> be tina b brown brad burn. >> mark bruce. >> richardnald buca. >> brandon j. buchanan. >> greg j buck. dennis buckley. >> nancy clair boucher. >> john edward bulaga jr. >> steven bruce bunan. >> christopher l burrford. >> matthew j. burke. >> thomas daniel burke. >> william francis burke jr. >> charles f. burlingame iii. >> thomas e. burnett jr. >> donald j burns. >> kathleen ann burns. >> keith james burns. >> john patrick burn side. >> irena bus low. >> milton j.bustillo. >> thomas m butler. >> patrick dennis burn. >> timothy g. burn. >> daniel mcabalero. >> jees us cabelas. >> lillian caseras. >> brian josest. >> steven dennis junior. >> and my husband of 30 years, fdny chief gerard abasher, papa to his cland children alexis, luke, thomas elena and kate. my heart breaks that you are not here to enjoy them. love each of them from above and keep them safe. may god bless all those who lot of their lives as a result of the terrorist attacks on september 11th, 2001 and those who continue to suffer from the aftermath. may god bless all tho