johnny depp is culturally appropriating keith richards. and now he's 54. a member of aarp and its time to stop dressing like your mother's hat rack. he probably tried to maintain his relevance. but that is dwindling. the real dangers, and is saying you like trump. all he can do is copy other celebrities. act like keith richards, act like kathy griffin entering like all the. it's the banality of it. so how low do you have to be to say that you want to kill the president. he wants so bad to be a rolling stone, but he's just rolling stoned. he apologized, they always do. >> i think was going on right now, celebrities talking about some assassinating the president. there's a pattern that's emerging. there is a death cult surrounding the president. can you imagine if vince vaughn or other right wing celebrities fantasizing about assassinating president obama. it would be earth shattering. >> jesse: we do this every night on "the five" ." i just want someone in hollywood to condemn him. >> i'll condemn him and ted nugent by trying to get into the news cycle by a

act like keith richards, act like kathy griffin, drink like oliver reed. it was johnny depp?on't think he really knows. i don't think it's a joke that's the outrage, it's the banality of it. how desperate must be you be just to say you want to assassinate the president just for applause?t johnny depp desperate pretty want so badly to be a rolling stone, but he's just rolling stonet. he apologized, they always do. they always do. >> he was like it went over your head. you guys didn't get it. it wasn't a real apology. i think he said too much wrong. i think what's going on right now, i'm running out of things to say about celebrities talking about assassinating the president. it's gotten kind of old. there's a pattern now that's emerging, the hard-core hollywood left has an assassination fetish. there is a death cult surrounding the president. can you imagine if vince vaughn or greg got filled, entertainment right-wing celebrities started fantasizing about assassinating president obama? it would be earth shattering. >> i think we might have. >> they had ted nugent. >> we do thi

johnny, trying so hard to be so cool, always pretending you're keith richards at mac but your and exile on broad street. yes, anyway. thank you. [applause] depp is older than me and he dresses like a schoolgirl collage, scarves, bracelets, more scarves, more bracelets and stumbling, slurring advertisement for a hot topic discount table. johnny, here is some vice. it's okay to be a drunk but get dressed before you get hammered. [applause] you know that leftover pile of unwanted clothes in target after black friday? that is you. lucky for johnny he's not alone in his love for political violence. remember moby? believe talented bald person ever. bald people are usually really talented but he's not. he just released a music video and i wonder who the villain is? ♪. greg: so, that was an awful song, by the way. trumpet becomes a fine robot who turns into a swastika and terrorizes the city that's exploding under a dose of truth. that's about as edgy as moby's head. and the hateful hits keep coming. here's a nebraska democratic official, phil montag, right after the steve shooting. >> his whol

johnny, trying so hard to be so cool, always pretending you're keith richards at mac but your and exile on broad street. yes, anyway. thank you. [applause] depp is older than me and he dresses like a schoolgirl collage, scarves, bracelets, more scarves, more bracelets and stumbling, slurring advertisement for a hot topic discount table. johnny, here is some vice. it's okay to be a drunk but get dressed before you get hammered. [applause] you know that leftover pile of unwanted clothes in target after black friday? that is you. lucky for johnny he's not alone in his love for political violence. remember moby? believe talented bald person ever. bald people are usually really talented but he's not. he just released a music video and i wonder who the villain is? ♪. greg: so, that was an awful song, by the way. trumpet becomes a fine robot who turns into a swastika and terrorizes the city that's exploding under a dose of truth. that's about as edgy as moby's head. and the hateful hits keep coming. here's a nebraska democratic official, phil montag, right after the steve shooting. >> his whol

. >> anthony: so it's pretty much the keith richards health and preservation plan.y too. the whiskey, i have to say, is taking hold in some clinically fascinating ways. [ laughter ] >> farmer: funny. [ laughter ] >> andy: lost my -- i lost the plot. >> anthony: oh, that's okay. it all comes back to me as the world shifts and tilts. oh yeah. and though i've been looking out a whole lot of hotel windows these days, struggling to figure out where i am, being here, throwing back shots of rice whiskey with these guys, i know i'm back in thailand. [ laughter ] not just thailand, but northern thailand. once known as kingdom of a million rice fields, it's a fertile, green and gorgeous area, home of the ancient lanna people. welcome to chiang mai province. tucked up near the borders of burma, china, laos, india not too far away. all of them have left their mark on the food. >> andy: here's the local hooch. lao khao. >> anthony: and if you're eating here, chances are you're also drinking. >> andy: ugh. compared to the, uh, the stuff we had this morning, this is substantially

. >> greg: he's trying to be keith richards every time hesl opens his mouth up.ly, he's messed up. it's kind of sad he thinks the president is messed up when he is talking and can barely focus. >> kimberly: man in the mirror.. >> jesse: ask the secret service if they are cool with celebrities making assassination jokes or beheading people or putting on assassination plays. the guys that are paid to protect the president, they don't like these jokes. they just aren't funny. we were talking earlier, the president likes to keep nancy pelosi around because she fires up the republican base and make the democrats look bad. i say, keep depp around. this is the kind of guy that hollywood brings into a place like georgia six and justyw ruis it for the candidates on the left. this can't keep happening over and c over and over again. >> dana: juan, do you think the> democrats have a hollywood problem? >> jesse: good question. >> juan: i think some of the people on the far left, especially the hollywood types, i would agree with greg, sometimes the condescension is just over

. >> keith richards did -- owned his -- owned his stuff, but did a really tasteful one. write it myself. >> seth: okay. >> and i want somebody to make it, you know, funny and true. >> seth: and -- and what is the process when you have a co-writer? do you just sort of -- does it start with them sitting down and asking you questions, or does it start with you just saying, "i'm just going to start telling you things." >> i'm going to my -- i'm going to print out my wikipedia. [ light laughter ] >> seth: okay, gotcha. so then you don't really have to be involved in this at all. you could just say like, "why don't you go on wikipedia, write is there music you are there people of the younger generation, the millennial world? >> yeah, i toured with lana del rey -- >> seth: oh, great. >> about a year and a half ago. and i was like, this is so chill, i'm going to go on my bus and watch "mad men" re-runs. but then i start -- then i started listening to her after we toured and we became really good friends. and i got obsessed with her, i really like her music a lot. >> seth: that's

say to you god does not allow you to be john mcenroe and at the same time stevie -- time to be keith richardsld me that more than once. the more i play guitar, the more i appreciated my tennis. i have to say. as she put it, i wrestled mcgarr -- the guitar into submission. i've gotten better. she's like, john, just don't sing. i will let you play the guitar, but please don't sing. charlie: you guys have been together how long? john: 23 years. charlie: some magic there, huh? john: i was lucky. at the end of my career, my ex-wife decided that she wanted to have a separation and we had three kids in five years. charlie: she decided. she said you, john, i want out? john: yes, which was shocking. maybe in retrospect, i should not have been totally shocked, but at the time i was. she said something i will never forget. a few weeks later, she said, someday you will thank me for this. charlie: did you find that day? john: i did. when this opportunity -- with patty, this opportunity i just didn't think was going to happen, nor did i wanted to happen. if you have a marriage that ann's in a really diffic

great john mcenroe and to be one of the world's great tennis players and at the same time to be keith richards. >> she has told me that more than once. it is true though. but the truth is, the more that i played guitar, and this is true, the more i appreciated my tennis. i have to say. because i as she put it, i wrestled the guitar into sub mission was her phrase. and it became true. e is like john, just do me as at favor. don't sing. >> rose: don't sing. >> i will let you play the guitar but please don't sing. >> rose: you guys have beening to how long? >> 23 years. >> rose: some magic there, huh. >> yeah, i was lucky because at the end of my career, i was-- my e-wife decided that she wanted to have a separation and we had three kids in five years, little kids. >> rose: she did he sided. >> yes, she decided. >> rose: she come to you and say john, i want out. >> yes, which was shocking. maybe in retrospect i shouldn't have been totally shocked but at the time i was. and she said something to me i will never forget, a few weeks later, she said some day you will thank me for this. and i thought-

great piece of art is inspiring but it would have been awful nice to be a guitar player like keith richards golf loved hanging out with them. >> i can't deny that. >> well, you guys are great at more than one thing and so you know, i'm thankful that i was good at one thing. thanks for having me a fewe >> incredible to watch. >> thank you. i appreciate it. >> seriously is on sale now and going to be on the late show with stephen colbert. >> i thought i was busy but this guy just came back from russia an hour ago or something. >> all right. we'll be watching. >>> the new york police department is working to show its softer side you could say with some of its newest cruisers. kris van cleave is in central park. one ride at a time. good morning. >> reporter: good morning. you know whrks we talk about police cars, these turn heads when their lights and sirens are on. one doesn't have a siren it's a big reaction for something that's anything but. this isn't the cruiser you were expecting but the nation's biggest city is okay with that. so is officer donnie. >> you are probably driving the world's

richard galpin! let's get a look at the weather now with sarah keith—lucas.c. there are weather fronts producing outbreaks of rain. through the afternoon, heavy bursts of rain in northern ireland and parts of scotland. for england and wales, the rain we saw this morning will be more showery over the south—west of england to the midlands and southern wales. to the south—east, many should avoid the rain, staying dry for kent, the london region, 18 celsius here. brightness in wales, northern england into the afternoon. heavier showers in northern ireland where we could see lying surface water and for much of scotland too, outbreaks of rain. the far north of scotland holding on to the sunshine through the afternoon into the evening. this evening the rain pushes to the north over scotland, becoming persistent in the north—west. elsewhere, clear skies and a scattering of showers in the western half of england and wales. some showers heavy overnight, temperatures holding up to 13 celsius. tomorrow, we start with the showers in the west of the country. later in the d