you're sick, kelly sampson!use you own a funeral home and a super bowl sunday genocide would buy you a new maserati? -how dare you. i would have to be the biggest sociopath in town to think that. you disgust me. [ tires screech, all scream ] -oh! ohh! cocktails on me, baby! ooh. i love you so much. mwah. you guys are sick! [smooching] ohh. ♪♪ -so you're not worried people will get covid at the covid party? -hell no, and look at the alternative: watching the game here, beef playing switch during the national anthem, grammy graphically describing power bottoming terry bradshaw. -i don't love cornpepper's. their only vegetarian option is the mold scraped off the urinal mints. -ashley being a responsible citizen like i give a shit! -mack and i are going to chill at the covid pit. bye! -he gets cuter every time i punch a cheerleader for looking at me strange, which is every day. beef, you forgot -- oh, my gawd. todd, grab a wet rag and look at this because you're about to shit your pants. -"moderna vaccine"? -if we d