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as well, kelp meal, the same type of idea. if you feed your soil, your soil will feed your plant.now remember, herbs and vegetabl require full sun. that's 6 to 8 hours minimum a day. in the addition to that, i always like to tell people t@ consider planting the two side by side. get the herbs right next to your leafy greens, your tomatoes, or whatever else. what will end up happening is the herbs can drive away pests and also things like dogs, deer, and you name it. that kind of coexistence really works well for your garden. make sure you're balanced properly and you invest in the soil, and the garden will take care of itself after that. the last thing i'd say is that don't forget to feed. vegetables and herbs prefer feeding every 4 to 6 weeks during the growing season. feed small amounts over a longer period, and you'll see the results. now it's time to reap the rewards of an edible gardening expert. nothing like some great cheese, some fresh herbs out of my garden, some crackers, and some locally produced white wine. cheers! here's to the success! let's get gardening! >> well, t