>> sorry, guys. >> kelsey grammer wears a dress, baba booey! applause ] >> jimmy: we have, like, 40 of those gentlemen in our audience tonight. howard was able to score a rare interview with charlie sheen this week. it was amazing. it was especially great because of sirius, you can say anything you want, they only take a commercial break when they feel like it. and howard manages to get people to open up far more widely than they probably should. i wanted to play some of that interview for you but we, unfortunately, are subject to regulations of the fcc. so, in order to make it a little bit more palatable, we took the audio from the interview and combined it with video from the "smurfs." i think it works really well. >> you think you could ever allow me to hang out in that screening room and watch porn and [ bleep ] and watch your dad's movie with those air force dudes, like, i want to do that. >> you are welcome here any time. >> really? >> but i have to, you know, pull apocalypse off and put on lame porn. >> you banged tabitha stevens? >> lik