kelso and pam macy? but kelso and jackie got back together on prom night. never happened. i wrote you a love poem, pam. it goes like this. i love your rack, i'd love to shack up with you and do it, too. oh, michael! that is so deep! yeah, i kicked that poem's ass. it's all a domino effect, eric. you see, hyde wasn't there to take jackie to prom, so she couldn't make up with kelso. see? it's like my relationship with donna touched everyone's life. and i was just gonna throw that a-- [blows raspberry] ok, you're unpleasant. just give it up. i don't care. none of this is really that bad anyway. well, it gets a lot worse. come on. we're going into the future. that's right. the eighties. ♪ we can dance if we want to ♪ ♪ we can leave your friends behind ♪ ♪ 'cause your friends don't dance ♪ ♪ and if they don't dance-- ♪ man, what the hell was that? oh, you'll find out. fresh facessfor the fall!age appropriate ake-uu tips for &pstudents....onnay on fox45 mooning news ♪ and i would do anything for love... ♪ ♪ but i won't do that ♪ or that ♪ or this definitely not this! it hurts bu

kelso, would you get out of here? i'm helping. you're making me wanna kick your ass.e rash talking. busted, mister. you're like a damn cat. i'm gonna make you wear a bell. bad health in a can. that's what that is. the doctor said he wants nothing like that around here, and i agree. all it takes is just-- it's a little bit of willpower, red. even though you used to do something without thinking, you just--you have to grab ahold of those thoughts. can i get you a refill there? well... there's a lesson for you. you're welcome. hey. oh, hey, listen, son. you know, it means a lot to your mother, your staying here and helping out the family. and, uh... as for me, i... well, uh... there. doctor said i should write down my feelings. are you actually thanking me? this is a list of yard work. yeah, the lawn thanks you for all that mowing you're gonna do. you're welcome, dad. yeah, well... all right, we're both men here. ♪ oh, god. what's wrong? nothing. it's just... this could be the last time that... you and i watch gilligan get hit on the head by the skipper. eric, the more w

kelso, ke "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight ashton kutcher -- melanie griffith -- and music from big sean -- with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. okay, good, i'm glad -- glad, because -- we had -- i was worried there might be a letdown. we had quite a night last night, oprah winfrey was here, you're familiar with her work? she swooped down from heaven last night, and there was a rainbow over the theater, have you ever seen a rainbow at night? happens everywhere she goes. at one point, oprah stopped the show, picked a random woman from the audience and gave her a car. the woman's name is brittany, she is a graduate student from iowa, she visited her parents. she did a funny thing when she got home. instead of telling her parents that oprah gave her a car, she had them watch the show with her. and her boyfriend videotaped it secretly. there she is watching the show, brittany's mom and dad,

go to in kelso inns arrive coated in salt so as to avoid rapid decay. but what you want to say i was in the morning we get the deliveries and we cover the skins and lie rinse them and dry them how they was mixed after applying the chemicals we place them in the tanning drums and then we wash them i don't know why there was ever going to get the ocean but we do this three times over and in but then we don't know what. a large proportion of the litter bags jackets and other accessories we buy today are produced in tanneries such as this the working conditions are antiquated nothing has changed in thirty years neither machines nor techniques. telling is a long process to remove the parasites the facts and the hez workers carry handle scrape and treat the tons of skins using numerous chemical products and wearing only gloves for protection. agency i am cutting the small pieces of skin that had been damaged during washing. sherman is one of the forty thousand working in the tanner is more than twelve hours a day nonstop manual workers are hired on a daily ba

connect on twitter any time you connect on twitter any time you wish at this site kelso, ke "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight ashton kutcher -- melanie griffith -- and music from big sean -- with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. okay, good, i'm

kutcher, the truck are hat trend setter who created "punked," he's best known for cranks and his role as kelsoprimetime's highest paid actor. unfortunately for his newest fans, kutcher gave $50,000 of those earnings to democratsic campaigns last year. but that's not all. the iowa native who separated from demi moore is also a successful investor. his backing of new tech startups has reaped rewards. >> i try to invest in companies that solve problems for real people. >> he starred agrade investments. his or business, catalyst, is a media content creator and wound up on fast company's top ten companies. this year he's earned $24 million according to forbes and it's only august. so maybe we should all listen up. >> i've never had a job in my life that i was better than. i was always just lucky to have a job. >> study up, work hard, good advice, whether you're liberal or conservative. >> the cheerleading on kutcher's behalf comes at a good time for the actor. his latest movie based on the apple co-founder steve jobs just bombed at the box office so he could probably use a little moral support. >>

please welcome the artist formerly known as kelso, ashton kutcher. [ cheers and applause ] it's very see you. hey. i like that hat. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: are you a fly fisherman? >> i am a fly fisherman. >> jimmy: ah. as am i. i'm now distracted by your fly fishing hat. >> well, you know, it's like the fancy -- you won't say it out loud because the sponsors would get upset. >> jimmy: show it. maybe they'll send sme something. >> yeah, i like me some fly fishing. >> jimmy: i didn't realize that. especially a guy as busy as you are. in fact, we talked about it today. all these different things you're involved in besides acting. you've got your own venture capital firm, a group you put together to invest money in different technologies and businesses. >> yeah, a buddy of mine and i put together a fund basically that we manage some of our money and some other people's money and we invest in early stage startup technology companies. >> jimmy: so people come to you, and they say i have an idea and we'd like you to hear the idea and then you'll sit there and decide whether to give them

still are and i want to pay homage to llord master the head of our secret society at the secret in kelsowould to begin the invitation to say that everything about this book this me off at a very fundamental level. i was talking to michael about this book for a couple of years and i said why don't you write about that is closer to home that like rugby or the coral sea or dingos. [laughter] this is a big topic. are you sure? a couple of months ago he said why don't you be prepared to discuss this book. i remember thinking at the time isn't there anyone else? when something comes up honestly i would get it call i said why do i always have to do the austrian thing? to other countries as well? so i said okay. they sent the book to me. i love books a and i read a lot of them and i supported by teachers with i was at the think tank very proud of those efforts. so i take a look at every aspect so immediately i did not like this book because of how much was great. i'd love to the cover. many of these people are dead. [laughter] he has a great one from stolid. [laughter] but some of the best imagi

rationalized even calling it a public health conversation puts you at odds with many other tenants of public kelso the question of violence is very complicated. >> i want 2.0 there was a very serious problem in boston with adolescents by linz. and then writing a billion book on lake my sons and do you look in she found interesting things. he told me that chicago there are no middle-class black neighborhoods. that is fascinating. but in chicago it is either a or. all these things what could they be worth including the harvard school of public health and social work and a school in during the year that was active there was not one fatality. so that kind of synergy is important but it is important to note that i don't know what happened then left harvard and that and expected but talking about right violence really are addressing it that they're studying violent racism like in the south's he thought that should be a mental health diagnosis. how about white people killing five people? that is uppermost in my mind but surely someone it is a member of public health and but those assumptioassumptio ns th