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ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from bank and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! and a [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: v >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching.

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

ken," ken jeong an albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans day.

. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank lin-manuel miranda, ken jeong, albert tsai and apologize to matt damon "nightline" is next but first this is her album, it's called "the altar." here with the song "train wreck," banks! ♪ ♪ hey i heard it from the state they told me you were never gonna ♪ ♪ let me get away and if you took me fishing you would never give me bait ♪ ♪ i had to get away i had to get away hey hey ♪ ♪ you try to compensate for thinking with your one brain i should decapitate ♪ ♪ you showed me all your letters that i should've confiscated but both my eyes ♪ ♪ were weighted i had to get away talking to ears that have been dead for as long ♪ ♪ as i can remember a self-medicated handicap so i speak to myself and i try so hard ♪ ♪ to get his stupid deaf ears to hear that i become illiterate i become dumb ♪ ♪ yeah yeah when i come through you were dark blue ♪ ♪ and i saved you from your darker days born to take care of you or i thought so ♪ ♪ maybe it was just a phase hey i heard it from the state they told me you were ♪ ♪ never gonna let me get away and if you took me fishing you w

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in

ken," ken jeong and albert tsai. plus music from banks. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel!ers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything.

ken jeong and 12-year-old albert tsai, and we will hear music from banks. our first guest tonight has two academy awards, is a kennedy center honoree and does the best impression of robert de niro of anyone. his new movie "the comedian" opens in select theaters december 2nd. please welcome robert de niro! [ cheers and a [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how >> jimmy: how are you? >> okay. >> jimmy: i have to say i'm so scared of you. it's almost ridiculous. i spent the whole day thinking about just how this conversation could go south. and i'll be just talking, you'll be sitting there staring at me. [ laughter ] how are you feeling today? >> huh? i'm not feeling good. >> jimmy: you're not. yeah. are you still going to punch donald trump in the face? you could now get arrested for that. >> i can't do that now. i have to respect that position. though we all know what he -- anyway. you know, i just have to see what he's going to do and how he's really going to follow through on certain things. and as we even see now in a lot of cities, getting very upset and

and we have a new show on friday with lin-manuel miranda, ken jeong and 12-year-old albert tsai, and we will hear that. >> i can't do that now. i have to respect that position. though we all know what he -- anyway. you know, i just have to see what he's going to do and how he's really going to follow through on certain things. and as we even see now in a lot of cities, a lot of people are getting very upset and protesting. >> jimmy: but what's the point of that, really? >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: the president obama said today, we do have to -- i'm sure president obama's speaking from his own personal experience when he didn't get a whole lot of support. >> sure. >> jimmy: he's saying, we're all on the same team. >> right. >> jimmy: and occasionally teammates do punch each other in the face. [ laughter ] >> i know. maybe he will. >> jimmy: how many restaurants do you have? >> i have a few around the >> jimmy: is donald trump allowed to eat in those restaurants? >> that's a good question. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think you could ban him. are you a workaholic?

and we have a new show on friday with lin-manuel miranda, ken jeong and 12-year-old albert tsai, and we will hear music from banks. our first guest tonight has two center honoree and does the best impression of robert de niro of anyone. his new movie "the comedian" opens in select theaters december 2nd. please welcome robert de niro! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how are you? >> okay. >> jimmy: i have to say i'm so scared of you. it's almost ridiculous. i spent the whole day thinking about just how this conversation could go south. and i'll be just talking, you'll be sitting there staring at me. [ laughter ] how are you feeling today? >> huh? i'm not feeling good. >> jimmy: you're not. >> no. >> jimmy: that also worried me, yeah. are you still going to punch donald trump in the face? >> i can't do that now. i have to respect that position. though we all know what he -- anyway. you know, i just have to see what he's going to do and how he's really going to follow through on certain things. and as we even see now in a lot of cities, a lot of people are getting very upset and prot