tonight -- dwayne johnson, from "the host," saoirse ronan and music from kendrick lamar.th cleto and the cletones. and now, hopping down the bunny trail, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. you know what this is? i know it looks like a bunny, but in reality -- that's how i give shoutout to my peeps. hold on, let me -- you butt this -- put this bong in its mouth. it cost my research and development team $80 million to development it. but as you can see, it was totally worth. guillermo let me see if i can get one in your mouth. wait, let me try again. that was too high. you're not diabetic, are you? >> no, no way. all right hee we go. ready? i'm just going to shoot one at you, okay? >> okay. going right in. >> ouch. >> that would be a hell of a way to die, wouldn't it? here hold this, will you? i'll get back to you in a minute. easter is on sunday. americans buy an estimated $120 million pounds of candy for easter every year. i hope jesus comes back as a dentist.