from my own point of view it always made me feel better about my body knowing kenen had no penis. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, this is kind of interesting. yesterday a group called transparency international released a ranking of the most corrupt countries in the world. there was a tie for most corrupt between north korea and somalia. so congratulations to them. the united states finished 16th, which is actually the best ranking we've ever had. the three least corrupt countries are denmark, finland, the less -- i think when it's dark 80% of the day, no one has the energy to do anything wrong. you know, we hear a lot, especially during campaign season, about how great america is or how great america was. we grew up -- i grew up hearing that america was number one. and i never questioned that. we are number one, dammit, we'll kill anyone who says we aren't. but i wondered what kids today think. so we sent a camera crew on the street to ask them what is the best country in the world? and@this is what the kids had to say. >> what is the best country in the world? >> mm. i