you can take lines from this and kerryn columbus and they are the same script writing pattern.not the worst of the movies, is not the best of the pirates of the caribbean movies, boringly in the middle, with emphasis on the boring. we get that! something as with seen before is baywatch, a long—running sort of kitsch classic tv series, what 25 yea rs kitsch classic tv series, what 25 years ago? long enough ago that when it was on i didn't have a television. it a sort of post—modern reboot in the manner of 21 jump st. zac efron is a disgraced olympian, a celebrity to who bring attention to them. his character doesn't believe in teamwork. you know that over the course of the movie, they will find some sort of affectionate bond, and this will be driven by a long and rather creaky crime plot, because it's the beach film, therefore has to have a crime plot. it's not particularly good, but not particularly good, but not particularly bad either. i counted five times during this movie that i laughed, five times more than i thought i would. it's nothing like as consistently funny as othe