>> ketchup. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] really, a ketchup person. i'm more of a mustard guy. [ laughter ] sauerkraut when i can. quest, what's your jam? >> quest: see, i do ketchup, but, chicago hates when you do ketchup on a hot dog. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. i'm with chicago on this one. yeah, but i love you. yeah. [ laughter ] but ketchup is your jam, really? >> um, ketchup. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is your last name heinz? are you kathy heinz? [ laughter ] guys, we have our pal, kathy here from charlotte, north carolina, and she loves to go to baseball games, and when she gets her hotdogs, she likes ketchup on her hotdogs. first, since the play-offs are going on, do you guys do, like, a center field, like, a a john fogerty type of song? [ cheers ] ? kathy k from charlotte and she came for fun and games ? ? she's wearing the shirt made out of the fabric of our lives ? ? she put ketchup on her baseball dogs and puts it on her burgers too ? ? oh that's all right with you ? ? but jimmy's more of a mustard guy ? ready to know i said it's time for the sho

he then grew frustrated and decided to smash the ketchup packet with his mug. spraying its contents on to his stage manager, tom. [ light laughter ] to which tom replied "i'm not your bro, bro." [ light laughter ] seth then giggled and confessed that he always thought it was funny how "the word condiment have the word condom in it, because they both go great on a weiner." adding, "don't believe me, check it out." [ laughter and applause ] he then lifted up a hot dog in a condom and waved it around. at which point a member of the audience interjected, "that's disgusting." to which seth replied, "no it's not, it's beautiful and natural, bro." replied, "i'm not your bro, bro." seth then explained that, due to his fears of not having having enough ketchup, he always travels with a full bottle. and to the tsa agents who always take it away. seth said, "this is not a liquid, this is tomato concentrate, high fructose corn syrup, focused bean gum, partially hydrogenated soybean oil. geez there's a lot of [ bleep ] in here. whatever, it's delicious." seth then told his

they asked if me i wanted ketchup. i said yes. this is what they gave me. and i'm sorry but i have to say this. no one in their right mind should think this is an appropriate amount of ketchup. >> at this point in the broadcast, seth launched into a 60 second obscenity laden tirade about ketchup packets, and how in his opinion they are too small to be useful. network policy prevents us from broadcasting his comments, but, due to a technical issue, we were forced to air this portion of the show. in short seth believes that the size of condiment packets is an affront to society and that those behihe nothing more than sadistic saucemeisers. [ light laughter ] he added, but really, thanks for the ketchup, it will go great on my first three fries. [ light laughter ] he then got into a heated rant about how ketchup packets are impossible to open with adult sized hands. and how every time he tries to open one himself he looks like a cat playing with a fake mouse. he then grew frustrated and decided to smash the ketchup packet with his mug. spraying its contents on

more important to think about what is in the dish. >> no ketchup? >> what we have in this dish is bison delicious and a little bit of a barbeque glaze on the top which you may or may not have noticed which is a close cousin to ketchup. as a matter of fact. >> what you can do is take ketchup and turn it into barbecue sauce by adding brown sugar a little liquid smoke. >> i just wanted you to know that there is a lot of grandparents out there getting upset about not using ketchup. >> what we have here is bison meatloaf i don't know if i mentioned that. it's one step above meatloaf. >> how about that award of excellence you have won a second year in a row that's fantastic. >> that's due to our exceptional wine list. we have a huge variety of wines. tonight from 5:00 to 8:00 we're having a appreciation dinner party out at thunder bay for that. >> i was hoping you would mention that it is tonight from 5:00 to 8:00. appetizers, live music to celebrate this award for excellence. if you don't have plans stop by with coworkers stop in for free wine tasting ge

. >> anthony: it comes with ketchup! >> keyvan: what do you think about iranian pizza?nthony: i spent my youth pretty much doing this. hanging out at a parking lot. ♪ ♪ let's assume the worst. let's assume that you cannot see any way to reconcile what you think of iran with your own personal beliefs. you just generally don't approve. >> jason: yeah. >> anthony: i think those are exactly the sort of places you should go. >> jason: totally. >> anthony: see who we're talking about and where we're talking about here and -- >> jason: i think it's almost un-american not to go to those places. you know? >> anthony: i don't know that i can put it in any kind of perspective. i feel, you know, deeply conflicted. deeply confusing, exhilarating, heartbreaking, beautiful place. >> jason: yeah, exactly. ♪ [ tires squeal ] [ laughter ] >> keyvan: american cars are crazy. >> anthony: american cars are crazy and they're fun. [ tires squeal ] all i can tell you is the iran i've seen on tv and read about in the papers, it's a much bigger picture. let's put it this way, it's complicated. [

is ketchup on a hotdog ever acceptable? >> president obama: no. [ laughter ] no, but i mean that. past the age of 8. >> anthony: my daughter's 8 and she put ketchup on eggs the other day. and i, i real -- i didn't know what i could, what good parenting called for at this point. >> president obama: an intervention. >> anthony: i think so too. >> president obama: i think you just gotta say, "you know what? that's not acceptable. i'm sorry." ♪ >> anthony: we are at a point where we seem to be turning inwards. i mean, we're actually talking about building a wall around our country. and yet, you have been reaching out to people who don't necessarily agree with us -- gaza, iran, cuba -- i mean, i just wish that more americans had passports. the extent to which you can see how other people live seems useful, at worst, and incredibly pleasurable and interesting at best. >> president obama: it confirms the basic truth that people everywhere are pretty much the same. the same hopes and dreams. and when you come to a place like vietnam and you see former american vietnam vets coming back, wh

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is it ever acceptable to put ketchup on a hot dog. he would say ketchup and mustard. you would get some wishy-washy answer to not piss off all the >> reporter: how do you find the places that the rest of us don't even exist. >> the kind of questions we're asking is look what douse your soul crave at 2:00 in the morning when you have a bit of a buzz? more often than not that goes right to the heart of the culture. >> reporter: let the buzz guide you essentially. >> yeah. are you ready for -- >> reporter: what are we looking at specifically here? what's unique about it? >> this is very, very difficult to make, but the crispiness and magical about it. >> reporter: what's the secret on the skin? how do you do that? >> i tell you but then i'd have to kill you. >> reporter: and he just might be able to deliver on that threat. at 60 years old, bourdain has a blue belt in jujitsu. >> i get to feel the will to live drain out of their body as i choke them. >> reporter: you have a sick, perverse pleasure out of that. family. >> whenever possible, you know, that's a true moment o

not enough ketchup.the coolest thing we've done is stand in the cool zone. announcer: the cool zone is beyond maximum capacity. disperse, disperse. (crowd grumbling) (screaming) (sighing happily) how about that one? (excited shouting) (screaming) ooh, i don't like the end sounds on that. announcer: by 1994, we'll have drive-in theaters on neptune! life magazine will be 400 pages long! (slowly): and your telegrams will be delivered by jetpa... well, that's it. we've visited every section including churro county, toonton abbey, but you know what we haven't had here? i'll tell you: fun. the kind of fun attractive families have in commercials. hey, dad, i see a ride that actually looks decent. i just want to sit down, but the line for the bench is too long. no, look, it's a ride that just opened and no one's there. dad, i don't know about this. it's not on the park map. lisa, those maps were drawn by the first explorers of this theme park, hundreds of years ago. let's go. kang: assume a sitting position. kod

for example, if you're at a restaurant, and you know, your ketchup is forgotten, it was forgotten byan being with feelings, and you have to -- when you react, even though you might be very upset, you have to remember that that's a human being, the feelings and the family and the spit they can put into your food. so you can't really express your feelings. i would love to just be screaming at robots that forget my ketchup. >> it's true, robots, you can -- but that takes all the fun out of it a weird way, steven, whenu have robots and automation, there'll be a new organic human movement, where people will say, i'm going to a restaurant where there's only human servers. >> weight three to four hours for a meal and then they'll sneak back over and eat at the robot restaurant and hang out at the organic restaurant. >> the organic humans. >> it's the freedom of choice. we'll still have freedom of choice. and you can choose humans and that makes you more human. >> but i want my food prepared by robots. no one's going to spit in it. >> robots don't have bodily fluids. yet. >> do you have horr

. - let's watch out for people buying toilet paper, eggs, shaving cream, ketchup, your squeezables, your squirtables-- everything is a weapon today, okay? - what about guns? - those are fine. professor x doesn't drink martinis. - [with british accent] yes, but james bond does. - ugh. - oh, come on, dina. stop being the halloween version of scrooge, whatever that is. oh, booge! boo, scrooge. i just thought of that. - yeah, don't be such a booge. put on a costume. all: yeah, don't be a booge! - ooh, peer pressure from a group of people i don't respect. now, that's scary. i mean, i can't believe i'm saying this,

. - let's watch out for people buying toilet paper, eggs, shaving cream, ketchup, your squeezables, your squirtables-- everything is a weapon today, okay? - what about guns? - those are fine. professor x doesn't drink martinis. - [with british accent] yes, but james bond does. - ugh. - oh, come on, dina. stop being the halloween version of scrooge, whatever that is. oh, booge! boo, scrooge. i just thought of that. - yeah, don't be such a booge. put on a costume. all: yeah, don't be a booge! - ooh, peer pressure from a group of people i don't respect. now, that's scary. i mean, i can't believe i'm saying this, but sandra's the only other grown-up here. - "shut up, sandra." - shut up, sandra! - [laughs] - oh, my god, that's so cool. you're gonna be twinsies. - no, we're not. - wait, you guys should stand together all day. - i'm up for it. - yeah, i'm gonna find a costume to put on. - [coughing] booge. [soft upbeat music] - so let's keep an eye out for teens, tweens, people who look inappropriately large or small... are you guys even listening to me? [indistinct murmuring] - nothing. - yep,

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those federal food programs, the national school lunch program considers ketchup to be a vegetable. we have big problem with our suppleme nutritional program, take that on? >> i think it is.i think there' appetite througho government and throughout the public health community to deal with this issue, because we're up to over 70% of our population. the majority our population is overweight or obese. people have been -- had been keeping their fat consumption done trying to follow dietary guidelines in the '70s and '80s. look where we got. >> t worried about the potential of a sugar backlash? >> our message is about moderati and balanced diet, and we do encourage people to cut back on excess sugar if it is a source of calorie, so they are concerned about the noise that's out there. are they concerned about sugar being dangerous, no, but we'll ou a new week "on the a disappointing jobs re the month of september. the economy creed 156,000 jobs, fewer than analysts hex pected. profession and busins services added the most new workers. the unemployment rate climbed to 5%, likely because mo

. >>> the world series rivalry series but i'm not talking about ketchup, mustard and onion yesterday chicago-based tv station wgn posted a story poking fun at the slider dog made by happy dogs which has a stand at progressive field the slider dog you see it here is topped with froot loops and it's a huge hit at the west side shop and inside the ballpark. wgn posted its congrats on the tribes world series appearance at test the use of froot loops on a hot dog. today, happy.posted on facebook giving props to some of chicago's best ho . all listed underneath their own creation of the number 2 spot on the list of best hotdog places in america no response from wgn.>>> coming up, reactions on how a simple patch can be the key to helping kids with peanut allergies. >>> 13 days until election day. we have the results of the most recent polls and see why one campaigning today.>>> we've got away with relatively a dry game this season but that will not be the case for tomorrow. we will talk about the rain chances for thursday coming up. we want to get you caught up on other stories making headl

saucy in this video, if like me you've been frustrated when you can't get the last bit of ketchup out, no worries, we have a solution. >> this guy's creativity is boundless and i see exactly where he's going. >> he takes it one step further when he gets one mustard, and a line of hot dogs. once he puts this wall around it, i can't believe how well this works. >> almost too well. makes me want to try it. . >>> welcome to "dish nation." got to say hi to all of our friends in atlanta. hello, atlanta. >> what up? >> well, later in the show we've got all of the billy bush drama. we've also got melania trump. speaking of young women with older men, jennifer lawrence has a secret older boyfriend. >> hmm. >> well, i guess not really -- not really secret anymore because now allegedly rumor has it jennifer lawrence is dating director darren aronofsski. he did "requim for a dream." >> what, 21 years difference? >> in hollywood, though. it makes sense to me. >> yeah. i mean, age is just a number. >> uh-huh. and actress with a director. >> i'm loving this because look at darren. i think i might ha

. >> romona: i want to taste my >> denise: just ketchup for me. they are also good dipped in milk shakes. look at that. he is like, are you kidding me? you have to try it, ro. >> romona: i will. >> jeff: she will. milk shakes. everyone got that out there? >> romona: dip my fries -- >> jeff:e a few showers out there and it was a lot rainier and this is slowly weakening and there are scattered showers on the way tomorrow. here we are in lodi and this one is a little heavier shower along route 604 and then we are seeing some rain and this is mainly light rain in southern huron county. you can see everything is it is rotating around this system and everything is coming in and it is from the east. this batch of rain in western pennsylvania will rotate in here as well. i do think the rain will kind of pick up here the next wave overnight. here is the system. it is just drifting to the north, and then it will track pretty much out over lake erie late this weekend. it is still going to be around. here is a look at future view at 1:00 in the mor w most lik

manager mike hargrove will be here, tony rizzon, john telich chris antonetti yes in the race between ketchup, mustard and onion site was reissued to the fourthuar hot dog, cocktail wee see how our own little john rinaldi does of the indian's famous hot dog race, thatna and much more to my aunt's overclock the players a already. will mother nature cooperate with world series? ? music playing ? has that story. >> we haveth dispensed with the janet, i'm giving you an extra week's vacation! oh, ah... nooo. what? no way. who says no to more? time warner cable's all about giving you more. like the most free hd channels and virtually unlimited movies and shows on demand, so you can binge all day. and don't forget the free tv app. switch to get ultra-fast internet with secure home wifi to connect all your devices. call now. for $89.99 a month you'll get free hd channels, 30 meg internet and unlimited calling. their 40s, with first pitch, tomorrow, less chance of rainfall it should be mostly cloudy conditions stuff and tomorrow, in the upper 40s around 41 lakeshore 51 degrees lakefront. is down it wi

. >> they rest on their laurels so this holiday season they are playing ketchup which is why they going through the closures. they are going through the process of being open when other retailers are saying, no, we will close this year. >> staples and mall of america are some of the companies that have decided to close. it is a small victory for former retail worker who spearheaded a petition to keep malls closed on thanksgiving day. now she is asking people to boycott stores that are open to send a message. >> people who think they want toship on that day, they will honestly be appreciative to have the extra time with their family. >> macy's said they are just giving what the customer wents, a jump start to the holiday shopping season. >> a group of u.k. workers say low wages are forcing them to live in poverty. abc7 was in oakland out the uc president's office where they reveals the results of a study that finds 70% of lower level employees struggle to put food on the table. 45% have gob hungry and one workers skips meals to pay rent. my represent has increased every year, last year 7

you are waiting for mustard ketchup and on yo to do the race that's -- onion to do that race. >> that's right can't wait. >> see you at 7 thanks. chances of problems of matthew in boston. >> no that looks like that's taken out. >> all right that's it. jimmy and betsy back tonight 579. what a gorgeous night. see you soon. a man attacked me in a parking garage. tried to stab me with an 8-inch knife. but i carry a pistol. i fight back. that's why i'm still here. every woman has a right to defend herself with a gun if she chooses. hillary clinton disagrees with that. don't let politicians take away your right to own a gun. >>> breaking news tonight, life-threatening danger here on the florida coast. millions are bracing for disaster. a category 4 monster closing in. >> this storm will kill you. time is running out. >> late today, urging pleas for residents leave, get out, evacuate before it's too late. tonight forecasters warning of widespread devastation. an unprecedented system threatening to wreak havoc for 60 straight hours up the eastern seaboard. states of emergency and mass evacuatio

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