you're a sweet guy, kev. good night. thanks, john.avor... if you do hear from him, have him call me right away, o.k.? sorry for calling so late. bye. he's been gone for hours. where would he go? i don't know. i've called all of his friends... at least the ones i know. but i've been gone for a while. he may have some new friends. oh, here comes a car... no... no, it's not him. sorry. this is a long shot, but maybe my friend sandy knows who he hangs out with. ( sighs ) ( phone ringing ) ( coughing ) why don't you answer the damn phone? hello? rebecca: sandy, it's rebecca. how are you doing? ( softly ): i'm o.k. what's up? listen, have you seen or heard from kevin? kevin? no, why? well, to make a long story short, he swiped my uncle's car keys. we think he's driving around somewhere. oh, god! poor kid. no, i haven't seen him. jack: who is it? it's rebecca. she doesn't know where kevin is. do you know who he hangs around with these days? ( sighs ) no, we really haven't talked much. if you hear anything, call me, o.k.? sure. why the hell i

kev, are you all right? i'm worried about you. i'll survive.nt to go get something to drink? no. i'm going to go and say "goodnight" to sandy. i'll be back. patrick? patrick. it's brendan-- your long-lost brother. ( sighs ) oh, sandy. i can't believe it. rebecca called me. she told me you asked for me to come. ( gasps ): i'm... i... i'm glad... glad you came. ( gasping ) it's been a long time... ( gasping ) it's too long, i guess. you know what we are? we're two pig-headed irishmen so stubborn that we didn't talk to each other for almost 30 years. that's not the way brothers are supposed to be. you know what they say about us irish-- eh? short tempers and long memories. i'm ready... to forgive and forget. how about you? where did sandy go? i don't know. i can't believe she took off. what's wrong? looks like jack's been beating sandy up. you've got to be kidding. actually hitting her? yeah, you should see her face. she has a huge black and blue mark right here. that pig. he should have his face kicked in. kevin, don't talk like that. this thing

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hi, kev. >> reporter: hi, how are you? >> he attended the die hard five premier. are. good morning. >> reporter: good morning. i was here for the huge die hard mural unveiling last night. bruce willis is celebrating the 25th anniversary, since 1988. he shows up and here's a picture here of bruce willis. they unveiled this massive painting on this massive wall behind him. from the original die hard film. and he literally detonated this really cool thing, and it dropped down. it was so awesome to watch. i interviewed him on the red carpet. we'll have that in the next couple of weeks. i told him die hard 3 is my favorite, but he said the first one is ultimately the best one. there's a picture of me in front of the original tower in the movie. i was geeking out. >> do you think bruce willis gets the same respect that like schwarzenegger gets, stallone gets as far as this franchise? it's pretty awesome. >> reporter: yeah, i think bruce willis is respected more in the acting element. he's a better actor than arnold and sly in my opinion. the movie comes out on valentine

hi, kev. >> hi i think it is ironic that the nra wants everybody to have a gun like the wild west. it. richard in texas. hi, richard. >> caller: hey, originally i'm a democrat from georgia, moved to texas and -- okay it was a lot more -- less tolerant in georgia. believe it or no texas there are a lot more tolerant people and we can have a conversation. if anybody had to sign the sequestration, because we would never go there with the sequestration, and now it's like, oh, crap we might actually go there. is there any way to get across to people -- people who are voting for republicans and they are voting against their own -- >> uh-huh. >> caller: that's what they want. and they have no idea and it's so frustrating -- how can you educate people? >> stephanie: that's the thing richard, no matter what subject we're talking about even on guns, the majority of nra members want background checks. i don't know whos the house republicans are representing exactly. >> they are representing obstructionist ass hats. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: hi, what i was calling about today, today bill

i don't have time -- kev i'll have to take you after the break.arious and rude as usual this week. >> he's good. >> stephanie: he's good. i always have one thing he writes every week that i think i will never love anything more. he wrote one thing that i love even more than anything else he's ever written. i will tell you after the break. >> oh, dang. i have to stick around. >> stephanie: lest you be so clunky. defeat the whole purpose of my finesse. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." compelling true stories. >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. (vo) from the underworld, to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> glittering diamond of super evil. >> stephanie: thank you. it is "the stephanie miller show." happy monday. 34 minutes af