kevin nealon is here tonight, as is david salmoni. and dave has -- that's david backstage. he brought animals. that's a fox, i think. know how talk show hosts love to have animals on the show? i don't. i don't look forward to it. and if one of them starts attacking, i will use one or more of you as a human shield. for a lot of children this is the first week of summer vacation. last week, i asked parents whose kids were out of school to pull a prank on those kids. i asked them to tell them their kids were late for school and post a video on youtube. and sure enough, a lot of you did. >> late for school. come on, you're late for school. you're going to miss the first day of school. you're late, dude. you have to get up. >> there isn't school, dude. >> you're late for school. come on, you have to go to school. >> where's mom? >> i don't know. she ran away. you have to go to school. >> okay. >> time to get up. you got to get ready for school. >> there's not school. >> yeah, it is. >> what school? >> school. >> this is not a funny joke. >> wakakup. jimmy says you have to go to school. >> huh? >> jimmy says you have to t