kevin spacey, tom hanks, meryl streep, martin scorsese, christoph waltz, ben kingsley, seth rogen, samuel l. jackson, gary oldman, catherine zeta-jones, andy garcia, joseph gordon-levitt, chris hemsworth, liam hemsworth, barkhad abdi, morgan freeman, and others with cleto and the cletones. it's lights, camera, action. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ band playing up-tempo music ] wow. thank you very much. i'm jimmy kimmel. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for putting on your oscars sunday best for our ninth-annual "after the oscars" special. the 86th annual academy awards just wrapped up right across the street from us here in hollywood. it was a night of suspenders and fast benders, of sequence and seacrests, of cumberbatches and cummerbunds. it's funny. ellen degeneres was an excellent host. she kept it loose. she brought pizza. congratulations to matthew mcconaughey, who won better actor for "dallas buyers club." [ cheers and applause ] it's really incredible performance as a human slim jim. i'd have to say the best thing about matthew mcconaughey winning best actor is it means he gets to have the movie "failure to launch" removed from his permanent record. jared leto won best supporti