the kfc chicken sandwich is only served one way: straight from the fryer, piping hot, and kentucky friedo order. if you don't like it this way, you'll have to go somewhere else. kfc. it's finger lickin' good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪,er tonight, from "the white lotus" on hbo max, a very funny actor, murray bartlett is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, he is a three-time grammy winner from new orleans. his song "please don't walk away" is out now. pj morton on the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, oh, we'll have fun. our guests are former governor arnold schwarzenegger. from "jackass forever," rachel wolf son will be here. our first guest is, by anyone's definition, a lot of fun. she spent 11 seasons as mother of all dunphys on "modern family." now she has a podcast called "quitters." it launches on valentine's day. please say hello to julie bowen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how is it going? >> oh. >> jimmy: you look fantastic, first of all. are you having trouble walking? it seemed like you were a little wobbly. >> dude, check it. [ laughte

the kfc chicken sandwich is only served one way: straight from the fryer, piping hot, and kentucky friedthis way, you'll have to go somewhere else. kfc. it's finger lickin' good. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is the creator and star of "jackass," johnny knoxville. he's here to talk about his death-defying stunts in the new film "jackass forever." >> oh, my god. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> chris got a little bit cocky, too close to the sun. >> trevor: johnny knoxville, welcome to "the daily show." >> thank you for having me. >> it is so good to see you functioning as a human being. >> you know, i'm happy to be functioning after one of those films. >> trevor: like, you're one of those people where if somebody bet money with me and said, "how long do you think this guy will live for?" i probably would have lost all my money. you're 50 now, right? >> yes. >> trevor: congratulations. >> thank you. >> trevor: i'm loving it. i did not think i'd live to see you get old. silver fox and everything. >> thank you. >> trevor: you went natural during the pandemic. >> oh, yes. >> trevor: a

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