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[ laughter ] this is so kgb. this is my life, you guys.tches you a few times. and he's like we would never do that. keri russell takes it too far. i think putin has a little of the -- in the show, phillip drives a white camaro. i think putin is fine with the white camaro.ght be a white camaro guy. top down shirt off white camaro. >> seth: eight point turn. >> totally like here we go. you can't get over it. >> seth: that's the father of your child. >> mike ditka. >> seth: this is very important star also is the father of your child. >> mike ditka, i'm having a baby with mike ditka. >> seth: this is fantastic. i mean that is -- you better be careful, people are going to you now. but you were cast first, yes? >> yes.u got to audition with matthew. >> it's true. yes. >> seth: is this true, that you fully slapped him in the face in ole in character. >> no, why are you lying? no, the director -- we were testing some guys.or said, this one, really slap him. should i really? i don't think i've ever slapped anyone in my life. kind of wound up and went to not flinch. he

he was a former kgb guy, he was little-known, he had no what experience with western journalists. we were invited to a roundtable at the kremlin library. they kept us waiting for hours, so this interview did not end up taking place until 11:00 p.m. at night. >>" she asked. -- ask what question she asked. remember i was three words of the way around this table, and he gives very long answers. especially when he was new and insecure in the job, he was very eager to show us that he had mastered this briefing books. spouting walks of facts and figures, and figures can at every question gave a very long detailed answer with statistics almost right out of how the bureau's report on the farm crops kind of thing. we got three quarters of the way around the table to me, and no one had asked about the ongoing war in chechnya. there were many serious allegations of human rights violations, of terrible situations for the civilian population as russia targeted this breakaway province of its country. this was the war that has brought food and power -- vladimir putin to power. comer, thenew youn

yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and i want to give a shout-out to facara and kgb, the two girls that had a three-way relationship with me in high school. and the first time that we all tried to have sex together, i was too nervous, and i couldn't get an erection. [ cheers and applause ] i want to give a shout-out to my childhood bff, kirsten, for that time i thought i was born without a hole for a penis to go in, so you looked at my vagina and verified that i did. love you, bitch! ohhh! [ cheers and applause ] and a shout-out to t.j. and pete for being here. [ cheers and applause intensify pete's podcast "you made it weird" is available on itunes and nerdist. you can see t.j. miller on "silicon valley." season 3 premieres on hbo in april. see you next week, pervs! yeah! [ cheers and applause continue ] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you, everyone. our musical guest joining us on the show

these kgb colonel. is another kgb colonel. i cannot believe that that lesson would not be enough. why? spent i'll tell you what, world war, then yes. it will be beaten. it will be punished hard. and then after that we can talk of, you know, the west and so on. this unfortunate hasn't happened and we don't want that to happen i'm sure. so i mean, what would you suggest in terms of practical steps? you would suggest the americans to do what? >> i don't think that americans should do something instead of those that you are quite right in that question, but i don't think that when you talk about sanctions, we both, three of us know the sanctions work not against the leaders. they work first term against us. because didn't you have problems with medicine in moscow? i have. there are several situations, children who died. they started dying after this law of the doctors. so i think sanctions were not against the leaders. but my friend who was first russian ombudsman county always said very big fault of the west is the ability. so i don't want to stop this movement of realpolitik but may

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he was a former kgb guy, he was little-known, he had no what experience with western journalists.e were invited to a roundtable at the kremlin library. they kept us waiting for hours, so this interview did not end up taking place until 11:00 p.m. at night. -- ask what question she asked. susan: i remember i was three words of the way around this table, and he gives very long answers. especially when he was new and insecure in the job, he was very eager to show us that he had mastered this briefing books. he was spouting walks of facts and figures, and figures can at every question gave a very long detailed answer with statistics almost right out of how the bureau's report on the farm crops kind of thing. we got three quarters of the way around the table to me, and no one had asked about the ongoing war in chechnya. there were many serious allegations of human rights violations, of terrible situations for the civilian population as russia targeted this breakaway province of its country. this was the war that has brought food and power -- vladimir putin to power. i was the newcomer,

he's kgb. he's another kgb.i cannot believe that that lesson would not be enough. >> it's different. >> why? >> i'll tell you why. if russia issues a world war, yes, it will be beaten, punished hard, and then after that we can talk of, you know, the west -- >> you prefer waiting? >> this fortunately hasn't happened. so what would you suggest in terms of practical steps? you would suggest for americans to do what? >> i don't think that americans should do something instead of us. you are quite right on that. >> that's what i'm talking about. >> but i don't think when you talk about sanctions we both i think three of us know that sanctions work not against the leaders. they work at first against us, because -- didn't you have problems with -- in moscow? i had. there are several situation, the law of -- it works against -- children started dying after this law was adopted. so i think that sanctions work not against the lead eers but m friend says the very big fault of the west is they are politic. maybe he's right,

that relationship with germany, he has a certain kinship with germany, because he served there in the kgbpeaks german and they talk in german. minister von der leyen: and she speaks russian. charlie: what does she understand about him? minister von der leyen: well, she does not underestimate him. charlie: does not. minister von der leyen: not at all. she knows exactly that he does very well to calculate his options. that you have to take very serious the way he sees the world, which is different from the way we see the world. charlie: how does he see the world? minister von der leyen: he said the biggest catastrophe of the last century was the breaking up of the soviet union. this is not our perception. charlie: but he also sees the world in terms of what is on his borders. he worries about it, because that part of russian history has been invasion from outside. he has a keen sense of being able to protect their borders, which is the reason they worried about the encroachment of nato. minister von der leyen: what we built up is the huge architecture that has respect for the sovereignty of

have a relationship with germany he has a certain kinship with germany because he curved there in the kgb he speaks germany and they talk in german. >> and she speaks russian. >> rose: what does she understand about him? >> well, she does not under estimate him. does not under estimate. >> rose: does not. >> no, not at all. she knows he doesúwell calculat. that you have to take very serious the way he sees the world which is different from the way you see the world. >> rose: how does he see it. >> well, he said that biggest catastrophe in the last century was the breaking up of the soviet union. i don't think this is our perception. so for example. >> rose: but he also sees the world in terms of his borders and worries about it because part of the russian history, the invasion from outside so they have a key sense of being able to protect their borders. which is the reason that he worried about the enroachment of nato. >> what we build up is the architecture of that is respectful of the sovereignty of each country. and countries that are at the borders of russia or europe have the right t

intelligence organization, probably made up of former saddam regime loyalists, people trained by the kgb. and they have sent those people and created them to infiltrate agents and teams back into europe to create a european battle front. so as we place pressure on top of syria and iraq, with the iraqi army and all the rest the forces coming down on this them flood out fighters. >> to what end? >> to destabilize europe as one, punishment. two, as a way to lift pressure. and three, to aim at drawing global recruiting, you know. more recruits now, they're not going to iraq and syria. they're going to libya. they're going to -- now to yemen, which is a black hole. you're going to see newer, bigger, faster, stronger, younger isis groups start popping up in places. but europe, it's part of their ideology and their religious prophetic belief they have to attack the areas of rome and destabilizing places as part of that. >> and four americans who are concerned while this is going to now spread to this country, what do you say to that? >> the united states has already had a couple of attacks. the

and, this fascinating figure of vladimir putin who really came out of the kgb, and was determined to perhaps it uses some of the tools of the west, and who had really been misread in some ways by people in washington and elsewhere in the west who wanted to believe in this onward trajectory of democratization in a western style way that really did not prove to be the russian trajectory. and so, for us, this was a revelatory experience and renewal in the face of the idea of going out there and judging for yourself and being open-minded and reporting on the ground. people talk in a very cliched way about the value of being a foreign correspondent. going out there and engaging with the world. for us that really was the case. i think that it changed and deepened our understanding of the world. it changed our trajectory as undoubtedly and made us better, deeper journalists when we came back here to washington. brian: when you two were working together, were you both bureau chiefs in washington? how did you do it? how did you stay not at each other's throats? peter: we wrote this book that

satellite map once again will pull the view out and changes the we're expecting for easter sunday to the kgb to know before you got the door the have the services to the north that is going to move across the pacific northwest as it does so it will introduce clouds like the cool temperatures and even some from the strong winds for some the afternoon that is what you need to know right now we're looking pretty good live you sfo shall pretty clear conditions of of the haze a minute that fog and isn't too heavy and your wages that have been ready for school forecast. i www.kron4.com >>anny hong: will let you know month the secretary john set to stay john kerry visiting and belgium this morning to express his condolences to the belgian people spoke in a meeting with the bell the prime minister and said the u.s. was praying and grieving with brussels he did not give a specific number been that confirmed that the families of two americans have been informed of their deaths in this week's attack the meantime paris and brussels are holding six people. >>anny hong: there were checking into board a fl

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punish dissent, invoke fear, and remind citizens of what happens to people who dare defy the former kgb officer vladimir putin. her trial illustrates just how far president putin is willing to go to humiliate ukraine for its pursuit of freedom and punish ukrainians for refusing to accept its illegal occupation. and it's just one more way that putin is trying to bully free peoples and free nations into submission. he's sending the message that anyone who dares to challenge him will end up in a cage just like her or worse. but putin's efforts are failing. the ukrainian people have shown that they will not be intimidated. they will not be silenced. and they will not give in to fear. they've shown they will continue to fight for a free and democratic future for ukraine with or without international support they need and deserve. and one of the more shameful chapters in american history will be the fact that we still refuse to give the ukrainians defensive weapons with which to defend themselves. this president has made a lot of grievous errors but it's outrageous as we watch ukrainians slau

he's another kgb killer. i cannot believe that lesson would be not enough. why? world war, then yes. fighting is hard and then after that we can talk of the west and so on. this unfortunately it hasn't happened and we don't want that to happen i'm sure so what would you suggest question mark in terms of practical steps? you would suggest or americans to do what? >> i don't see that americans should do something instead of us. you are quite right in that but i don't think that when you talk about sanctions, we both i think realize know that sanctions work not against the leader. they work firstly against us so because once you have problems with that. there are several situations, the law of the document. he works against children who died. they started dying after this law of their doctors so i think that sanctions were not against the leaders but my friend who was just a russian ombudsman, he always says in very big support of the west is the ability so i don't know about stopping this movement of realpolitik but maybe he's right. >> i would speak about practica

the group -- the geithner up on the kgb. to don't spend your life try undermine the united states and then, because there are changes in the international order, you forget about how good it feels to cause americans pain. it feels good to him. when he to understand that. it is as simple as that. joe, if you want to talk about it as a french perspective or regional perspective -- you certainly don't have to talk about it from an american perspective, but with the region looks like and what the american role in the region looks like and then people that we can work with both in europe and in the region. thath: besides the fact mike mentioned the goldberg interview, the atlantic piece [indiscernible] it's true a lot of reaction. mike: people are saying in paris. joseph: they are outraged. one of our french fellow colleagues here in washington wrote in atlantic a very strong piece in reply to president obama. i would like to say two things. first of all, it is no more only the middle east. i think is what is happening in europe

>> i get this is feeling it was developed by the kgb. >> mike?se them all the time texting and tweeting. >> yes. >> but could you get arrested for some of the emojis that you are using. find out what police young girl sent in a text that has her now in trouble with the law. >> and he is back. i'm talking about scott kelly back on earth after a year in space watch did that do to him? derrick pits our favorite is here. >> married dulled women in the u.s., why aren't people getting married any more, steve? >> you know, i think, a lot of people, a lot of women, are pursuing, you know, carreers, that's more a part of the deal. i think there is a lot more time, you don't have to, out of college, get married. and people are taking their time. so, i mean, that's part of it, you snow imette st. guillen ' big proponent of marriage. fun. >> up? >> would say say ask march ace, but she left conveniently. >> okay. >> dow not see her but she our single. >> if you look at marriage, what it used to mean, i we were just talking about in the movie help, if you look

from opposition leader boris nemtsov to former kgb spy alexander it wial sa sander litvinenko, how didd up dead? >> if there's no signs of foul play or forced entry, i want to determine if it occurred there. he could have been assaulted outside the hotel. came to the hotel. passed out and died. but if that's the case, someone had to have seen him enter the hotel. >> a russian official who we spoke with would not comment on whether mikhail lesin might have been murdered. would not comment on the money laundering accusations. when we asked about any possible connections between president putin and less sin's death, this official said those kinds of speculations are inappropriate. brianna? >> brian todd for us on that very mysterious story. i want to say we're standing by for a donald trump rally in chicago. will there be more trouble with protesters just like we saw at today's earlier rally in st. louis? and also the latest on the search for a missing north korean submarine and whether its mission could pose a threat to the u.s. sfx: rocket blasting off sfx: (countdown) 3, 2, 1 rocket at

. >> it was run in large part by the kgb so they're well trained in interrogation techniques and howo resist them. our techniques are limited to what's in the army field manual and that's widely available online. >> were some of these terrorists on large plotting terrorist operations in europe trained in the former soviet bloc. >> if you mean by countries. >> by individual countries, in what was once the soviet union -- >> it's certainly possible that you have citizens of those countries receiving training either in those countries or in syria or iraq. that's a possibility. there are a large number of citizens of almost every european country in the former -- or in the west and in the former war saw pact nations. >> let me move on and play this little clip. this is the president of the united states. he had very tough words for senator cruz today. i want to play this clip for you. >> as far as the notion of having surveillance of neighborhoods where muslims are present, i just left a country that engages in that kind of neighborhood surveillance. which, by the way, the father of sena