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tomorrow we'll be joined by khloe kardashian odom. she also has a light implanted in her mouth.eiland and a science demonstration from our tv friend science bob pflugfelder. so please join us for that. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest men in the world. he is an academy award-nominated actor, director and screenwriter and one of very few people who can say they co-starred in "taxi driver" and "finding nemo." this is his first book. it is a good one, too. it's a novel called "2030: the real story of what happens to america." please welcome albert brooks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's -- well, first of all, welcome. and thanks for the memories, that's bob hope's -- >> the day after he died i stole that. >> jimmy: really? >> actually i was in negotiations when he was still alive but he didn't know it. it's too good to let go. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. great to have you here. >> i want to tell the audience something. the reason i'm here -- >> jimmy: oh. >> he wrote me a note and i -- i'm not going to read it because it was private, but he wrote me the n

guillermo got a tattoo last year when lamar odom and khloe kardashian got married. that still there? can you -- is there any way you can maybe show it to us, guillermo? come on, give us a little smile. there it is. that's them. [ applause ] if they ever get divorced, we're going to have to get them pulled. you know, this is such a special day, not only for william and kate, but for the whole country of england. we wanted to send them a special message of congratulations tonight. obviously we didn't have time to videotape everyone in the city, so, we just focused on one neighborhood here in l.a. we sent our cameras down to south central to let residents there share their thoughts on the royal wedding. >> i don't really give a [ bleep ] about the royal wedding. honestly. you know, i really don't. royal who? >> what's the significance? because i'm about to get married. i wish y'all come to my wedding. can y'all come to my wedding. let me get married real quick. >> there's other [ bleep ] going on in the world right now, like, gas prices and obama and facebook and [ ble